Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

We're not on TARIS yet.

You ORDER CLANKUS to OPEN one of the CRATES and SEE what's INSIDE. Sadly, CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS can't SEEM to GET the JOB DONE. Whatever lies WITHIN must be a TREASURED RELIC and thus APPROPRIATELY PROTECTED.

The SUSPENSE is REAL.



You, on the other hand, decide to APPROACH the DEAD IMPERIAL to check HIS PULSE HIS GOODS. You can tell that he's PACKING, because APPARENTLY he's been lying down like that WELL BEFORE his DEATH due to MASSIVE ENCUMBRANCE.

We've got ourselves a HOARDER!



Out of the PLETHORA of USELESS THINGS he's been CARRYING AROUND like a LUCKY COIN, a MANKA CAT FANG or a RAPID OUTPUT MAGAZINE, you find your STANDARD PLOTPAD™.

The PLOTPAD tells you the ABRIDGED VERSION of this IMPERIAL SCHMUCK'S LIFE. Also, it WARNS you NOT to LOOT his HELMET. Probably, his RIFLE too.



Naturally, you LOOT and EQUIP the HELMET. Yet ODDLY ENOUGH... you being the BOUNTY HUNTER that you are, CANNOT EQUIP or OTHERWISE WIELD ASSAULT RIFLES. You are, instead, RELEGATED to PISTOL USE ONLY. At least if you picked MERCENARY, you'd be DUAL-WIELDING right now, but NO, you HAD to GO for POWERTECH!

Also for some reason the PERSON you were LOOTING is still wearing a REPLICA of his HELMET; and for some MAGICAL REASON the COLOR SCHEME of your new EQUIPMENT PIECE is PERFECTLY MATCHED with your CHEST ARMOR.



You bid a FOND FAREWELL to your BAGMASK as you RETIRE it from USE.

IT'S BEEN A GOOD JOURNEY, MY FRIEND. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE HONORED.

Meanwhile...



DOOP'S HAVING the TIME of HIS LIFE! Also, PROFIT.

RATCHET is AMUSED.

MATT approves.

You have GAINED FOUR THOUSAND CREDITS.



Now let's TAKE a LOOK at WHAT this CONSOLE is ALL ABOUT! Maybe it can tell you where in HONOURE'S NAME are you CURRENTLY LOCATED in this VAST COMPLEX of CONVOLUTED PLOTLINES and CHARACTERS.



GEE, HOW HELPFUL.

This version of COROMAPS supports only PLANETARY VIEW. Come to think of it, NOT EVEN THE PROPORTIONS are RIGHT! ONDERON is, like, WAY BIGGER than DANTOOINE. Yep, that's PROBABLY IT.



SWEET THREE-TOED SLOTH OF THE ICE PLANET HOTH! It's your ARCH-NEMESIS, DARTH ANTAGANIS!

His NAME used to be MORE COMPLEX and MEANINGFUL, but like EVERYTHING else in this GAME, it's BEEN STREAMLINED in FAVOR of a MILDER, MORE CASUAL EXPERIENCE.



He's looking at you. Maybe you should SAY SOMETHING to HIM. There's a GOOD CHANCE you'll have to WAIT a LONG TIME to GET ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY like this.

What do you do?

 

...I think I'll just leave this here at this point.

 

Obligatory Sheev .gif to commemorate your level up. Congratulations!

So as not to make this post a semi-empty one, I'll toss in this neat little GALAXY MAP for the ADVENTURE AHEAD. I hope your favorite planets have made the cut, folks! I was originally saving it for a reveal when we'd finally get a starship of our own, but since COROMAPS revealed it already, I figured "what the heck".