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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Alamact

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    No, no, those come separately packed with the newest DIGITAL EXPANSION DLC "KNIGHTS OF THE DARK HELMET". For only 14.99, you can do AWESOME THINGS like FACE YOUR DESTINY, BUILD AN ALLIANCE, LEVEL UP!

    CONTINUOUS STORYLINE. CHOICES THAT MATTER. LANKIST STORYTELLING. AND MORE. For only 14.99.

    *cough*

    I'm going to say you're both right and wrong at the same time - and I'm still not even sure why.
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    You do ALL of THESE THINGS. You also put a MAJOR EMPHASIS on the FACT that ANTAGANIS has gained QUITE a BIT of WEIGHT since the last time you saw him. It's either that or it's just the infamous HOLOGRAM SYNDROME.

    All of this, just to GOAD him into a BORING MONOLOGUE so you can SHUT HIM OFF at your OWN TERMS.

    He's still not ANSWERING.

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    Maybe it's because he's JUST a HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION of GRABBA'S CLIENTS. You've been TALKING with YOURSELF all this time. You wanted to PLAY ANTAGANIS, but ANTAGANIS has PLAYED YOU!

    Clankus disapproves.

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    You SEARCH through the SHIPMENT LOGS and REVEAL a TERRIBLE SECRET about the CONTENTS of these CRATES! You ORDER CLANKUS to OPEN them, you know, using his HANDS, as he's SUPPOSED TO.

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    The TERRIBLE CONTENTS of these BOXES are... are... CAT FOOD!?

    You're quite possibly STANDING INSIDE the LARGEST STORE ROOM of CAT FOOD in the GALAXY. But why?

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    Pardon, you MISREAD the LOGS. It's actually KATH FOOD!

    These GUYS have been LURKING AROUND the SCENE ever since you ENTERED it; it's quite a WONDER you haven't NOTICED their HORNS before. MAYBE, just MAYBE it's due to the OVERWHELMING DARKNESS that PERMEATES throughout the ROOM!

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    Ah, so THAT'S where CANCEROUS' ENTRY POINT for the PALACE was!

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    You're now BESET by ENRAGED, HUNGRY KATH HOUNDS. Guess that explains what KILLED all these SOLDIERS.

    What do you do?
     
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    EAT KATH HOUNDS
     
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    I start chucking the kath food at the kath hounds so they can eat the food and not me but if that fails RUN
     
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    SHOOT THEM?
     
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    Unrelated. I remember the original saga back on the original Fan Art forums prior to SWTOR's launch. I spent today reading through this epic story, and I'm loving it.

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    ANSWER:
    Shoot the crates! The kath hounds won't want to eat you if they're drowning in Kath Kibble(tm)
     
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    Can you mind trick them? Or use girl talk? They look like redhead female kath hounds....
     
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  7. Alamact

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    Welcome back, Wraloa! You'll find many old thread veterans cruising around the thread still (Darth Bob and Darth Baron are probably the most prominent ones right now). I also realized there was a typo in your name in the credits, so I went back and changed it (apparently an 'a' was missing).
    Sadly, I don't think The Fluke or Clankus are Force Sensitive. Girl Talk is a Saber-only ability.

    They DEFINITELY look like REDHEADS, though. Nice catch! Redhead rules MAY apply.
     
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    Redheads rule?
    Can't wait to hear about that one... :D
     
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    I agree. That tactic never fails!
     
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    REDHEADS are normally known for their FIERY TEMPER. Fire a TRACER MISSILE (let's just ignore the fact that you're a Powertech) towards the CRATES in an attempt to KNOCK them OFF.

    The NOISE will send the KATH HOUNDS THATAWAYS, giving you AMPLE TIME to JOIN CANCEROUS in FLEEING.
     
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  11. Alamact

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    We just went past our 400th panel! Congratulations to us.
    I... I'm not quite sure how you could do that, you're WEARING a HELMET, after all! Hilarious suggestion, though.
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    The GENERAL IDEA that's been BUBBLING in your MIND is to DISTRACT your FOES with CANDY. CANDY currently DWELLING inside IMPENETRABLE BOXES.

    You've got the SUDDEN IDEA to USE a TRACER MISSILE. That's some OVERPOWERED STUFF right there! It'll MELT right through the CRATES! We could watch this DEVIOUS PLAN UNFOLD, but you know what, let's check on DARTH SABER first!

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    SABER be DYIN'!

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    You FIRE AWAY your TRACER MISSILE!

    No wait, you DUMBASS! You're a POWERTECH! You RELEASE your GRAPPLING HOOK instead.

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    You DESERVE this.

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    Chapter 7: Operation: Liposuction

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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER, recently ANOINTED in 4,000 CREDITS. You've got SOME VAGUE NOTION of ACQUIRING ADDITIONAL HONOUREā„¢ by CONTINUING your SIEGE of GRABBA'S PALACE. Also, your COMPANIONS have KINDA been PUSHING for it for some SELFISH REASON or SUCH.

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    Before you can do ANYTHING, however, ROWDY RODDY RANCOR enters the SCENE!

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    With his MONOCLE already in PLACE, he READS out the LETTER: "Noble patrons of the palace, we have been besieged by a force most foul! The Mandalorians of Cancerous Ordo!"

    Wow, gee, we would have never guessed that, Rowdy.

    However, this is STILL a DISASTER waiting to happen. You'll have to SOMEHOW DISSUADE the PATRONS (and ROWDY) from ATTACKING you on SIGHT. MATT is wearing his MANDALORIAN OUTFIT and therefore he MUST be a MANDALORIAN. Your APPROACH should be to either TWIST this LOGIC around or BYPASS it in some HALF-ASSED WAY.

    What do you do?
     
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    Is this a "Use the Force, Doop" moment? I think it's a "Use the Force, Doop" moment!

    "This man is not a Mandalorian. He's a radar technician."
     
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    Yes. If you offer them kibble, they won't want to eat you!
    --- Double Post Merged, May 20, 2016, Original Post Date: May 20, 2016 ---
    ATTACK ROWDY with your LIGHTSABER.
     
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    Convince ROWDY RODDY RANCOR that his NEMESIS HULK HANADAK is outside, CALLING HIM OUT. Obviously, RODDY'S BAG-MASKED FAN CLUB will EGG HIM ON and everyone will go OUTSIDE to SEE the REMATCH of the CENTURY, leaving DOOP and his COMPANIONS to continue their RAID UNABATED.

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    LOCK THE DOOR behind them and HOPE they DON'T HAVE BLASTERS.
     
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    Introduce yourself and RATCHET to ROWDY and PATRONS, as escort party of imprisoned MANDALORIAN (poor MATT), to his EXCELLENCY GRABBA THE HUTT! And explain that you must deliver him to FABULOUS GRABBA in person as a sign of respect to his GREATNESS.
     
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    I want all three of these mixed together. Endorsed!

    MAKE IT HAPPEN, AL!
     
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    LIBATIONS for EVERYBODY!
     
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    Would have went with this if it didn't spell premature end to Doop's adventures.
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    The FORCE may FAIL YOU, DOOP SKYCHAFER; but the FARCE never will! You PLOT OUT a DEVIOUS PLOT and PRESENT MATT as your HELPLESS CAPTIVE, MERELY a PLUCKY RADAR TECHNICIAN who's MORE HARMFUL to HIMSELF than to OTHERS. You are to BRING him to his CORPULENT FABULOUSY, GRABBA the HUTT in PERSON as a SIGN of GREAT RESPECT.

    ROWDY and the PATRONS are CONFUSED. You SKILLFULLY switch TOPICS and MENTION that HULK HANADAK is WAITING OUTSIDE for a REMATCH of the CENTURY to be FOUGHT against his BITTER RIVAL.

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    ROWDY RODDY RANCOR STORMS OUT of the PALACE, ALL PUMPED UP and FILLED with SEARING FURY!

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    His BAG-MASKED FANS swiftly FOLLOW; their DREAMS FINALLY FULFILLED.

    Or so they THINK...

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    You BAR the GATES of the PALACE and PREPARE to ASCEND the RIGHTMOST ELEVATOR.

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    You are now at the TOP of the PALACE surrounded by RANDOM CORPSES belonging to both GRABBA'S GOONS and IMPERIAL SCHMUCKS. There is no SIGN of their KILLER. In fact, you have the DISTINCT IMPRESSION that you're ALONE in this PART of the TERRACE.

    What do you do?
     
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    I love that ultimate "DOOPED".

    INVESTIGATE the MASSACRE to the RIGHT. There's bound to be CREDITS in their POCKETS and we all know CORPSES can't COMPLAIN!
     
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    INVESTIGATE the CORPSES. WHO could have DONE THIS?
     
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