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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Alamact

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    You WASTE your OTHER CUP of WATER in the hopes that its LUKEWARM SPLASHING will WAKE SABER.

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    SABER was ALREADY SPLASHED in a LUKEWARM LIQUID. In comparison, the WATER was a FAR MILDER EXPERIENCE. You've LOST the POTENTIAL GAIN of 150 CREDITS! Well done!

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    DOOP: "You there, RATCHETY GIRL. You're a HEALER NOW. HEAL SABER."
    RATCHET: "I'm a GUNSLINGER!"
    DOOP: "Don't QUESTION the DOOP!"

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    Whoah. It's just like your GRADUATION PARTY; or the MORNING THEREAFTER. Even the STENCH is PRETTY MUCH the SAME. You are now DARTH SABER and you WAKE UP to a COMPLETE STRANGER pointing fingers at your PREVIOUSLY MISSING PILOT, RATCHET.

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    DOOP: "We need to FIND FUX and GET the HELL OFF this PALACE!"
    RATCHET: "NO! We need to HELP the MANDALORIANS KICK the CELLULITE OFF that HEDONISTIC SLUG."

    SABER: "I SMELL FUNNY. Why do I smell funny?"

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    You've NO IDEA what's GOING ON HERE.

    You MISS QUIRK. She was at least SILENT.

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    You won't TOLERATE this CEASELESS BICKERING. This is NOT how you IMAGINED your NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE RECOVERY was GOING TO GO!

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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER, and you're at the BRINK of SOMETHING WONDERFULLY LUCRATIVE. In front of you LIES your PATH to FORTUNE, FORGED by a FISTBUMP of TRUST. SABER is PROBABLY the only PERSON in whom the GENERAL has COMPLETE FAITH to POSSESS the PROPER HYGIENE.

    If only the General knew where that hand was rolling merely moments ago...

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    You have RECEIVED a NEW QUEST in your DATAPAD, a QUEST that SEEKS to TAKE YOU OFF this PLANET and INTO the GRAND VOYAGE of INTERSTELLAR ADVENTURES and GALACTIC HIJINKS. You're still MISSING a SHIP. Maybe GRABBA has one STORED AWAY in his HANGAR?

    What do you do?
     
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    Ask GENERAL FUX what's BENEATH his "SHUTTLE CAP".
     
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    If Fux pays, Doop plays. Go to GRABBA'S HANGAR and procure yourself a VESSEL.
     
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    Why not ask Fux if they have a spare Star Destroyer lying around? Imperials order those in bulk after all!
     
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    Impressive.
     
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    ASK FUX for PERMISSION to ACQUISITION a method of TRANSPORTATION from GRABBA'S... GARAGE.
     
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  7. Alamact

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    I apologize for the 12-hour delay; I went to a movie premiere with my family.
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    You ASK FUX what's HIDING BENEATH his SNAPPY HAT.

    "Only pain will you find."

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    You DEMAND that FUX gives you one of his IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYERS to MAXIMIZE your CHANCES at MISSION SUCCESS. FUX apparently has a ONE-CRUISER FLEET spearheaded by his PERSONAL DARLING, THE INITIALIZER, a SHIP that he LOVES in SO MANY WAYS.

    He does, however, POINT you TOWARDS a RUST BUCKET currently PRESIDING in GRABBA'S HANGAR, located inside the ROOM just behind him. If his AGENTS are to be BELIEVED, GRABBA TOOK it from THE QUIRK three days ago - not that FUX would associate with such COMMON OUTLAW SCUM, these are merely your own ASSUMPTIONS.

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    Well, she CERTAINLY won't be NEEDING it NOW. You're OFF to PROCURE yourself a SHIP!

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    You now find yourself inside the CONTROL ROOM of GRABBA'S HANGAR. A PUNY BOUNCER is MONITORING the DOCKS, with a YELLOW LETTER resting at his TABLE.

    Behind the MONITOR is the SHIP you're aiming to STEAL and the TERMINAL at the CENTRE of the ROOM will probably PLAY a KEY PART of your INGLORIOUS THEFT.

    What do you do?
     
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    Ahh, the CENTENNIAL TURKEY. We MEET AGAIN at last. Now only Mynock is missing.
    How did Mynock even get separated from his ship in the first place?
    Try to take a PEEK at that NOTE on the table. It could be some NASTY CULT FLIER! Those are PRETTY COMMON.
     
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    When in DOUBT, KNOCK 'em OUT. One puny bouncer is no match for the THREE OF YOU. KNOCK OUT the bouncer, TAKE the Note, and UNLOCK the TERMINAL so you can BLOW this POPSICLE STAND.
     
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    You ASK FUX what's HIDING BENEATH his SNAPPY HAT.

    "Only PAIN will you FIND."


    @Alamact what are you doing to me??? Woah. :D
     
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    Shoot the monitor, everyone knows breaking things will disable the force field and have no negative repercussions.
     
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    FIGHT the BOUNCER. He's no match for YOU.
     
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    DARE I say, OPEN the CRATE?

    Come on! There's gotta be SOMETHING GOOD in ONE of them! A CREDIT BOX, a SCHEMATIC, some CRAFTING MATERIALS, something!

    Send RACHET to do it. That's what COMPANIONS are for, RIGHT?
     
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    Force push crate on monitor, to distract PUNY BOUNCER, and steal note from desk. It must be a CODE for starting engines of your new ship. They don`t start with KEY for a long time!
     
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    Play LOUD a MUSIC FILE you found in one of the hidden folders at the inconspicuous TERMINAL....to distract the PUNY BOUNCER...who has aversion to GOOD MUSIC...so you can steal the YELLOW LETTER....that is obviously some sort of freighter ship manifest with the approved list of passangers granted permission to board the ship you're trying to steal.....You add your names with description (pilot and crew) while the BOUNCER is busy silencing the disturbed.... (I just hope you paid attention at the Academy and you know how to spell properly....or fly a frieghter...oh well)
     
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    Looks like it will be another hectic month for me. To make up for this update blueballs, I'll be making a Blueballs update in the near future.
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    You TELL RATCHET to OPEN the LONESOME CRATE AHEAD whilst SABER DISTRACTS the PUNY BOUNCER. TEAM COORDINATION COMPANION SLAVERY for the WIN!

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    RATCHET finds PLENTY of LOOT inside the CRATE as your GAWKING EYES await the FRUITS of HER LABOUR.

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    You've FOUND both an APATHY MODULE and a LUCKY COIN! Odd, you certainly don't feel LUCKY. On the OTHER HAND, you truly don't GIVE a DAMN about this BIZARRE JUNK LOOT you've found, so the MODULE seems to be WORKING at least.

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    You DISPATCH the PUNY BOUNCER with your USELESS TIN CYLINDER to SOOTHE your NERVES, and FRANKLY because you CAN! Time to BLOW this JOINT and STEAL THE QUIRK'S SHIP; who subsequently STOLE it from GRABBA; who probably STOLE it from SOMEONE ELSE.

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    These CONTROLS are TOO COMPLICATED. You ORDER RATCHET to SHOOT DOWN the FORCE FIELD instead!

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    "Okay, boss."

    DAMN. SABER needs some BETTER ARMOR.

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    Apparently, the PRESS of BUTTON shuts down the FORCE FIELD. Who'd KNEW?

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    You've come far, DOOP SKYCHAFER. Now you have an ACTUAL SHIP, even if it is just an OLD, DECREPIT BUCKET of BOLTS. THE CENTENNIAL TURKEY will SERVE you WELL.

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    The NOTE on the TABLE is an UNFINISHED SHIPPING MANIFEST. Apparently, someone here has to transport YELLOW SAND to the KING of ONDERON, as part of GRABBA'S DEALINGS. You write in your NAME, your SHIP and your COMPANIONS into the FORM and now a GALAXY of (MIS)ADVENTURE awaits you!

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    GEEZ, your QUEST LOG is already starting to FILL UP with loads of POINTLESS SIDE-QUESTS. THE HORROR.

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    Meanwhile, in BOOZE GIRLS... TROOPER is seen CONVERSING with the MANDALORIAN JEDI. As usual, he is RECOUNTING the TALE of him and MYNOCK finding all SORTS of TROUBLE around the GALAXY.

    TROOPER: "...I may forget a lot of things these days, but I'll never forget Mynock."

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    "...and I'll NEVER FORGIVE him for the things he's done."

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    Chapter 8: A Very Mellow Yellow Fellow

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    You are now a BUDDING FREELANCER AGENT with STRONG REPUBLIC TIES, currently situated on your home planet of DANTOOINE, a planet that has FALLEN to IMPERIAL OCCUPATION. You've never LEFT the PLANET. In fact, you're NOT EVEN a PROPER AGENT... but you want to be! Oh yes, you'll be a BADASS some DAY! Just like in those HOLOVIDS!

    But first thing's first...

    What is your name?
     
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    With a pun like that, you are forgiven. :D
    Besides it's not like Lankist didn't take a break or two from time to time.
    "The name's BLAND. JUN BLAND."
     
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    PATSY AMARILLO.
     
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    Beautiful. Just beautiful.

    IƤ! Cthon fhtagn!
     
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    HABLO PIDALGO
     
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