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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Alamact

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    Hah! Been saving this for a JEDI ARCHIVIST CAMEO.
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    THE NAME'S BLAND. JUN BLAND. AGENT CADET. One day you're going to be an ACCOMPLISHED OPERATIVE of GALACTIC FAME; right now you're just a SIMPLE COMMONER aspiring to GREATNESS (and WELL-PAID JOBS). SADLY, many take ADVANTAGE of your NAIVETE, which has somewhat earned you the reputation of a PATSY.

    You've been PARTNERED UP with an undercover agent of the REPUBLIC on this mission, a man only known as SIS GUY.

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    In front of you rests the LUXURIOUS QUEST HUB PUB known as BAR BAR DRINKS. There's also a MAILBOX, a NEWS STATION and even a TRASHCAN in the VICINITY.

    What do you do?
     
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    CHECK the TRASHCAN for some sort of DOSSIER. That's the spot that SIS uses for DEAD DROPS. ...At least, YOU THINK that's the spot he uses.
     
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    Take mail from the box even though its a federal offence!
     
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    APPROACH the DARKLY ARMORED MAN with the RESPIRATOR who is OBVIOUSLY NOT A SITH and introduce YOURSELF as a VERY MELLOW YELLOW FELLOW. Then ask him how to properly be a BADASS REPUBLIC SUPER AGENT that you were always DESTINED to be.

    Also offer the man a MARSHMELLOW as a token of friendship. As a VERY MELLOW YELLOW FELLOW you always have MARSHMELLOWS ON HAND.
     
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    My search is over.
    I have found Internet Jesus. Endorsed!
     
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    Hello. Would you like to take a moment and talk about our Lord and Savior, The One Armed Wampa?
     
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    Aww schucks...
     
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    [​IMG]

    You APPROACH the SUAVE MAN wearing a RESPIRATOR in the HOPES that you'll LEARN a GREAT DEAL about what it means to be a BADASS REPUBLIC SUPER AGENT.

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    "Sir, you do REALIZE that I'm a SITH LORD? You know, the MORTAL ENEMY of the REPUBLIC? You know what, I'll let this minute stupidity by... this time. You're lucky you stumbled onto me, a MIDDLE AGED IMPERIAL suffering from ASTHMA ISSUES, and not one of those INSUFFERABLE NEWLY GRADUATED SITH WARRIORS. It's all about MURDER and MAYHEM these days; gone are the days of SHREWD METHODICAL EVIL."

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    After your masterful evasion in making a SCENE, you decide to TRUDGE THROUGH the TRASHCAN thinking your CONTACT left you a NOTE there. For some folks, that is called exactly MAKING a SCENE; but for you, this is just REGULAR TUESDAY.

    Oh, and you're also STUCK.

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    With no NOTES left inside the TRASHCAN after your THOROUGH INSPECTION and intending to leave your SHAMEFUL DISPLAY behind, you opt for just CHECKING your HOLOMAIL instead. Turns out you do INDEED have a note from your CONTACT! In the SPAM FOLDER.

    Ingenious! No one ever BOTHERS to CHECK THERE. You've MUCH to LEARN, JUN BLAND, but you're GETTING THERE.

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    Wow, your FIRST MISSION! If you PLAY your CARDS RIGHT, you could become a TRUE SIS AGENT. The NOTE tells you to CHECK IN with LUNK inside BAR BAR DRINKS. Since you're a LOCAL, you know that LUNK is the BELOVED BARTENDER of this FANCIFUL ESTABLISHMENT.

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    Whilst you were BUSY reading the NOTE, that TROOPER LADY has ENTERED the QUEST PUB. Maybe it's just AUTHOR LAZINESS and UNWILLINGNESS to ANIMATE something SIMPLE like the DOORS OPENING, or maybe there's a BIGGER PLOT at PLAY here?

    What do you do?
     
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    Go inside the QUEST PUB. Duh.

    You need to prove that you can DIVE into the ARMPITS of the GALAXY and come out UNFAZED.

    Also, you kinda need to talk to LUNK.
     
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    Head into the quest pub and see if they have chicken fingers on the menu.
     
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    BRIBE the PATHETIC BOUNCER with a MARSHMELLOW so he he'll be your TEMPORARY COMPANION (TM) throughout your HEROIC QUEST

    (At least until he NOBELLY SACRIFICES HIMSELF for the GOOD of the REPUBLIC LIKE A TRUE HERO)

    You're JUD BLAND, FUTURE REPUBLIC SUPER AGENT EXTRADORDINARE. You don't let something like ORDERS stop you from doing your DUTY to the REPUBLIC.
     
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    Go into the Pub and act casual. Reeeeeal casual.
     
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    Casually approach to BRUISER in front of the door and introduce yourself with your FAMOUS sentence: I AM BLAND, JUN BLAND! And I have important business in there, that is not your concern. Then step into BAR BAR DRINKS.
     
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    [​IMG]

    You PAY your ENTRY FEE in MARSHMALLOWS because you're POOR and have NO MONEY. Luckily for you, you worked at a MARSHMALLOW PLANTATION before DECIDING your SWIFT, DRAMATIC CAREER SHIFT, so you're ALWAYS PACKING a NEAR-LIMITLESS supply of this SUGARY DELIGHT. After all, an AGENT must LEARN how to NEGOTIATE out of TOUGH SITUATIONS!

    You also earn the aid of PUNY BOUNCER as he becomes your COMPANION, even if SIS GUY'S NOTE explicitly FORBID you from BRINGING ANY FRIENDS. You're JUN BLAND, the RULES do not APPLY to you! You will NOT LET some DAMN RESTRICTIONS keep you from DOING your JOB the WAY you LIKE IT!

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    You now ARRIVE to this WRETCHED HIVE of SCUM and VILLAINY. No wait, this is ACTUALLY a SEMI-REPUTABLE PLACE! The KIND you have NO MONEY for. Their DELICIOUS CHICKEN FINGERS of FINGER LICKIN' GOOD have been the OBJECT of your FEVER DREAMS ever since you FISHED one out of the DUMPSTER at the back of the PUB.

    What do you do?
     
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    What the hell happened to Jane? She looks like she SLEPT with VIBROBLADES!
     
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    Who's got TWO THUMBS and will probably end up BETRAYING his partner? SIS GUY!

    Eat every sithing chicken in this room.
     
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    Trade marshmallows for chicken fingers.
     
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    LOUDLY ANNOUNCE your PRESENCE CONFIDENTLY to the ROOM as JUD BLAND, MELLOW YELLOW FELLOW and REPUBLIC SUPER AGENT EXTRADORDINARE. PROCLAIM that you wish to SPEAK to LUNK about SUPER SECERET SUPER REPUBLIC AGENT SECERETS.

    To TRULY become a BADASS REPUBLIC AGENT, you must have EVERYONE KNOW of YOU and your HEROIC EXPLOITS before they EVEN HAPPEN.

    ADD to your DRAMATIC ENTRANCE that you take PAYMENT in the FORM of DELICTABLE CHICKEN FINGERS and OFFER ANYONE a FAIR TRADE in MARSHMELLOWS to CHICKEN FINGERS.

    YOU have not run the CURRENCY CONVERSION of MARSHMELLOWS to CHICKEN FINGERS BEFORE, but YOU FIGURE that IT CAN'T BE TOO RIDICULOUS.
     
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    FIND LUNK.
     
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    You are JUD BLAND, wannabe famous SIS agent, you like CHEEKS more than chicken fingers. That would be poor trade MARSHMALLOWS for CHICKEN FINGERS if you don`t approach to some cheek. Send drink to trooper dressed lady, it looks like that you have her attention when you drop in bar.
     
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