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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Alamact

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    We've reached 500 posts! I had no idea this thing would get as much traction as the old comic (not that I wasn't hoping for it), but it's starting to look to be an equally long and equally epic journey.
    Going to use this one a bit later on.
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    You ANNOUNCE your ARRIVAL in the MOST SPECTACULAR of FASHIONS. It's like you're TEMPTING some JAIL TIME, which, all things considered, wouldn't be such a POOR EXISTENCE. You'd have a CONSTANT STREAM of FOOD, and the INMATES would HELP IMPROVE your WEAK COMBAT SKILLS.

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    No one SEEMS to CARE for you being a REPUBLIC AGENT; you're just THAT MUCH INSIGNIFICANT. Luckily for you, this CAN be an ADVANTAGE!

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    You WALK up to RATHER DASHING and his WOOKIEE DATE, INTENT on GRABBING the CHICKEN FINGERS from his PLATE and THREATENING to EAT THEM!

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    "WHERE IS LUNK!? TELL ME, OR I'M GOING TO EAT EVERY SITHING CHICKEN IN THIS ROOM!"

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    RATHER DASHING is a RATHER MEEK FELLOW, and not really as MELLOW as YOU. Come to think of it, your CURRENT ACTIONS weren't very MELLOW either. He POINTS at LUNK and says that he's the GUNGAN standing behind the BAR.

    What do you do?
     
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    WADDLE over to the GUNGAN and POLIETLY SHOUT that you WISH to do BUSINESS with LUNK for the GOOD of the REPUBLIC.

    The very EXISTENCE of the REPUBLIC ITSELF RESTS on your SHOULDERS and it is URGENT that you DISCUSS matters of DIRE IMPORTANCE.

    CAN ONE TRADE MARSHMELLOWS FOR CHICKEN FINGERS?!?!
     
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    Exactly this! Only check in with your PUNY BOUNCER which GUNGAN is LUNK so as to AVOID ANY UNPLEASANTNESS.

    ((I'm also liking this bizarre GUNGAN CANTINA you've made. It's your most detailed location yet.))
     
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    I'm determined to make the Gungans great again. It'll be an interesting challenge, if anything.
     
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    Especially considering they were never great to begin with it.

    An honorable challenge for sure.
     
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    Grab LUNK by the collar and ask, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THOSE PLANS?!" even though there are NO plans, you just want to see what he says. Maybe you will get a BLUEPRINT PDF for a JIANT LAZER CANNON! Either way, this will test LUNK to see if he is good enough to join your crew of miscreants.
     
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    I feel like we're intentionally trying to get this guy killed. Mission accepted.

    WALK over to LUNK and ASK HIM to SHARE the information SIS told you to get- in a voice LOUD ENOUGH for the ENTIRE BAR to hear.
     
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    I like the guy, though. He reminds me of DISCOUNT JAMES BOND mixed with ZOIDBERG from FUTURAMA.
     
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    As do I. But I still can't shake the feeling that we are playing even more suicidally incompetent that some of the other characters. :p
     
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    Haha, you're definitely right there. And here I thought we couldn't get more incompetent than DARTH FREAKIN' SABER. xD
    Although bad luck rather than SHEER INCOMPETENCE seems to be Saber's shtick.
     
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    That's because he can't die. He's JUD BLAND, KEEPER OF THE MELLOWS, SUPER REPUBLIC AGENT BADASS.

    DYING NOW would totally HARSH the MELLOW
     
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    Saber's just that guy who know who's clearly in the wrong line of work. Deep down, there's a Jedi inside of him, screaming to come out. Like a Chestburster. Complete with a song-and-dance number.
     
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    Wait, was it JUD or JUN?
    I so wanna see that happen! But the JEDI are probably just regular ARROGANT GITS. Besides, there's something special about (probably) being the only light sided SITH in the GALAXY. xD
     
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    [​IMG]

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    WAIT, are YOU TELLING ME this is JUN BLAND not THE GREAT AND SIGNIFICANT JUD BLAND, KEEPER OF THE MELLOWS, BADASS REPUBLIC AGENT SUPER?

    OH SITH

    My MISTAKE

    Then he is TOTALLY A DEAD MAN
     
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    Jud is his brother who makes holonet shows about agents with secret powers because they're half-alien...

    Oh and i just now spotted that Captain Mal Reynolds cameo there in that frame.
     
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    I think he's supposed to be CIA Guy from Nolan's Batman movies.

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    He was also on Blueballs when Missy was doing her BANE thing.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Good thing we didn't talk to him, he would've inevitably betrayed us in his gambit for the Iron Thro- I mean, the Chancellorship of the Republic.
     
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    I honestly do not remember him from the Dark Knight films haha
     
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    He's mostly been made popular because of baneposting, which meant endless spamming of quotes from that scene I previously linked to derail any normal discussion on all sorts of websites and threads. Things like "You're a big guy..." "...for you." and many more. xD

    Even Al is guilty of this!

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    I mean, the SENDER NAME ALONE. xD
     
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    Ah okay.
     
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