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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Darth Clank, who is notorious for using his force choke ability for pranks... and sometimes in *less than appropriate* ways.
     
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    Lord Spanky McAsses.
     
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    Darth Creepo Peeper
     
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    Darth Saber
     
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  5. Alamact

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    Being a SITH LORD is obviously all about having a PIMPIN' TITLE. THEREFORE, HENCEFORTH, FROM THIS POINT ON, GOING FORWARD, you shall be known as... DARTH... SABER.

    You quickly realize that your title is LITERALLY the DUMBEST THING EVER. To quote a certain Sith Lord: "Even a BLIND, DEAF, COMATOSE LOBOTOMY PATIENT could THINK UP a BETTER NAME."

    Your MASTER must have been INSANELY DRUNK, OVERWHELMINGLY STUPID or a MASTER JOKESTER to grant you that name... maybe even ALL THREE! You've met fellow colleagues like Darth Aardvark or Darth Clank, but not even their names can begin to compare to the BLAND, BASIC TITLE that is DARTH SABER.

    You've tried to FORCE CHOKE your master following the ceremony in RIGHTEOUS FURY, but the OLD FOOL liked it in a DISTURBING WAY.

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    However, what's done is done. You are forced to carry this mark FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. NO BIG DEAL. With that said...

    Do you follow the path of the LIGHT SIDE or the DARK SIDE?
     
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    Might as well try something new, light side it is, with the option to occasionally brutally murder the incompetent, you are still Sith after all.
     
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    Only the path of LIGHT can REDEEM you of your foolish name.

    After all old SITH have titles.
     
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    I wouldn't even want to be redeemed after having a name like that. Is his dog named 'Dog' and his cat named 'Cat'?

    Dark Side all the way IMO.
     
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    Light side path, because you failed on dark side and deserved that insulting title.
     
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    This is silly. lols I like it. Light side path because you just learn that you are a father and can't wait until the time is right to take your daughter to work day.


    :p
     
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    You are a follower of the LIGHT SIDE, despite your ALLEGIANCES. You are pretty much the SITH DEFINITION of the "ONE PERCENT". If you thought the HORNS and TENDRILS made you UNPOPULAR with the LADIES, your dangerously BENEVOLENT NATURE has practically made your life JEDI CELIBATE in all but name!

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    You reminisce about your ACADEMY DAYS on KORRIBAN, back when you were a GREASY NERD with ROCK-STAR HAIR.

    Only three of you made it into the GRADUATION CEREMONIES and quite frankly, you don't remember ANY of them. You majored in SITH ETHICS with FLAWLESS MARKS, as it was your FAVORITE CLASS of all. It is possible that you were the only acolyte to attend that course under the tutelage of a once LEGENDARY SITH LORD named STEVE.

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    At any rate, those days are now behind you. Unlike your peers, you had NO FURTHER INTEREST in the intricacies of SITH POLITICS. Nope, you, DARTH SABER, choose LIFE. No BACKSTABBINGS, NEFARIOUS PLOTTING and INCINERATION to NEAR DEATH for you!

    Ratchet has still not arrived with your keys. Common sense tells you to GO and LOOK FOR HER. On the other hand, the LOCAL BARTENDER is WHINING about a LOST HELMET or something.

    What do you do?
     
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    Greet the FINE YOUNG specimen that just WALKED in the DOOR>
     
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    Approach to bartender like this xD
     
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    You approach the NEWCOMER thinking it was about damn time you concluded your evening with the two things this place actually advertized: BOOZE and GIRLS. Unfortunately, you have NO IDEA how to TALK to an actual GIRL. Your time spent in the LIBRARIES of KORRIBAN have DULLED your SKILLS, among other things. And let's be honest here: that FACE of yours isn't DOING you ANY FAVORS either.

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    You conclude that the best COURSE of ACTION would be to CHECK UP on the BARTENDER of this establishment. At this point, you're FLAILING ABOUT the room like a CONSTIPATED PARROT. The BARTENDER introduces himself as BART "BARTENDER" EN'DARR and a WEIRD TRIANGLE now appears above his head.

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    "Some darn kid stole my helmet."

    "Okay."

    "What? You're supposed to be looking for it and act like you're really interested in what I have to say - can't you see the triangle?"

    "I see the triangle."

    "Well, then, get to it! You think I haven't seen that white star hovering at the ceiling of my bar? I know helping old people is in your repertoire! Can't fool me, nope. Can't fool old Bart En'darr."

    It looks like you've received a QUEST! Would you like help?

    ...At this point, the TUTORIAL is becoming a valid form of torture. Regardless, you now have ANOTHER CHORE to do in addition to FINDING OUT where RATCHET is. Well done, SABER! What an OPTIMAL use of a SITH LORD'S TIME!

    What do you do next?
     
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    Ask the bartender if he has a sister...:D.
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    Go to one of the girl in the bar and ask if they had see someone selling a helmet around...:).Maybe they know.Or buy the read mind trick from Kylo Ren.Can we call Kylo Ren for help???
     
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    Eh... let's just say that you'll meet someone very similar once we switch to Doop again. You can only make suggestions about what's currently on the screen and only for the currently controllable character (how the hell can you know what an NPC thinks about your actions?), bar special exceptions.

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    You'll see that, as the series progresses, we'll have build the core personalities of our main characters. For example, you are playing as Doop - but you can now have Saber interact with you seeing as how we've already built his basic quirks and character traits.
     
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    If your PILOTS name is RATCHET she must be in some kind of SLEEZY dance club... Lets START there!
     
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    Agreed!
     
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    You ask Bart En'darr about his SISTER. Soon after, WEIRD MENTAL IMAGES keep SWIRLING in your HEAD. Now that's a picture you won't be getting out of your mind for QUITE A WHILE! Bart is not AMUSED.

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    In fact, Bart is PRACTICALLY INSULTED! He draws his MASSIVE ASSAULT RIFLE of DAYS LONG SINCE PASSED and FEROCIOUSLY VOWS to send you to hell with MORE HOLES than his rifle has SEEN BATTLES. You realize this must be a RATHER TALL NUMBER... I mean, that thing is pretty much falling apart.

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    Regardless, since you're a GOOD GUY and all... you proceed to leave the CANTINA with no further trouble. You lose 15 REPUTATION with the LADIES for NOT STANDING UP for yourself.

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    You are now OUTSIDE BOOZE GIRLS, somewhere in the CORELLIAN SECTOR of NAR SHADDAA. You have no idea where Ratchet is, outside your suspicions that she's in some kind of SLEAZY DANCE CLUB again. You feel obligated to RETURN the helmet to BART, despite not even knowing how the dastardly thief LOOKS LIKE or what KIND of HELMET it actually is. All in all, a TERRIFIC START to YOUR EVENING! On the bright side, you never paid for your TAB before LEAVING the CANTINA. But since you're a KIND-HEARTED SITH and all, this fact actually makes you sad.

    To the right is a GREEN WOMAN who is CONVENIENTLY mumbling something about a LOST HELMET. Behind her are TWO MANDALORIANS and an OLD GEEZER. Above them is a COLOSSAL WANTED POSTER... the BIGGEST ONE you've EVER SEEN. Apparently, the FUGITIVES there are worth 20 MILLION CREDITS to someone.

    What do you do?
     
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    Approach the green woman about the helmet. Since you have such an issue with speaking to women, you decide to pretend she is a man while talking to her, that will definitely make the exchange easier ;).
     
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