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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Alamact

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    [​IMG]
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    You EQUIP your GLITCHY HELMET and TRY to ACT COOL with these IMP FELLAS in an OH-SO SUBTLE and CASUAL WAY.

    JUN: "How do you do, FELLOW IMPS? The NAME'S BLAND; JUN BLAND."

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    The IMPERIAL CAPTAIN thinks you're an IDIOT and decides to WALK AWAY with her FIRST ORDER of the DAY - a RENBEN SANDWICH SPECIAL™!

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    YOU'RE SO LONELY.

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    You decide to WALK CASUAL with the GOAL of PUSHING SOME BUTTONS here! You feel as though SOME GREAT DESTINY awaits in doing so!

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    JUN, we TALKED about THIS; STOP STICKING your ARM into RANDOM TRASHCANS!

    Some GREAT DESTINY INDEED...

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    Your COMPANIONS now ARRIVE, only for SIS GUY to make his VERY ABRUPT, totally NOT GAME-RESTRICTED DEPARTURE. He BELIEVES you can COMPLETE the MISSION with the AID of your TWO TRUSTY COMPANIONS, BUT...

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    "I'm GETTING TOO OLD for this SH*T." Said the THIRTY-YEAR OLD MAN.

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    Well, looks like you're now ON YOUR OWN. Getting to the BOTTOM of SUBJECT BLUE'S DISAPPEARANCE will require EXTREME DEDUCTION SKILLS that you MOST ASSUREDLY POSSESS!

    What do you do?
     
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    Edit: I'm an idiot. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along!

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  3. Alamact

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    Mynock is supposed to be missing an eye.
     
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    Open your QUEST LOG and TRACK your current QUEST to find the CHISS. That should make her SHOW UP on your MINIMAP.
     
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    once again i am laughing too hard at all of this (but perhaps most at the double entendre of a renben sandwich special) to contribute meaningfully to the game play.

    the suggestion that extreme deduction is required tells me the answer is right out in the open.
     
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    SIS Guy: Put on THE MASK while visiting another PANEL. Then do an ACROBATIC F***ING PIROUETTE while engaging BIG GUY MODE.
     
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    PLAY DEAD.
    Works 10/10
     
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    Ask the DARTH MAUL COPY-CAT if he saw the CHISS SENATOR, and if so what DIRECTION she went.
     
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    Check if the CHISS REPRESENATIVE is HIDING BEHIND THE IMPERIAL POSTER by TEARING IT OFF THE WALL

    If anything it GIVES YOU AN EXCUSE to RIP IMPERIAL PROPAGANDA OFF A WALL
     
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    There's only ONE THING to do in a TROPE SITUATION like this: CHECK the LOCAL SECURITY FOOTAGE.
     
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    That leftmost Imperial at the table just appeared out of nowhere! He must have a stealth field generator, and it's possible the Chiss has one too. Ask him where he got his so you can even the odds.
     
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    @Alamact THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS, General!


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    Well spoken, Clone Trooper!

    PS I have the same POSTER hanging on my bedroom wall...lol
     
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    You ASK the HORNY SITH LORD SULKING there in the CORNER as to the WHEREABOUTS of a CERTAIN BLUE-SKINNED FRIEND of YOURS.

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    DARTH EDGYOUS prefers to SULK ALONE and THEREFORE IGNORES your REQUEST.

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    You RIP the PROPAGANDA POSTER in the HOPES of FINDING SOMETHING PLOT-RELEVANT UNDERNEATH, only to come across a part of a COMPUTER SCREEN.

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    DARTH BROTHER is WATCHING YOU.

    MUSCO: "This REMINDS me of MY FORMER JOB!"

    You DECIDE to PERUSE through the DATABANKS for SOMETHING JUICY and possibly CHISS-RELATED.

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    "MISSY?" The male officer ASKS in BEWILDERMENT. "SIMON." The CLOAKED OUTLAW responds.

    SIMON: "Put the gun down. You've been missing work for over a week. How's that going to look on your resume?"
    MISSY: "I don't give a DAMN, anymore. I'm NOT going back."
    SIMON: "I can't force you."
    MISSY: "No, you really can't."
    SIMON: "But the ASCENDANCY will. You can't go against them on your own!"
    MISSY: "We'll see about that..."

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    "GOODBYE, SIMON."

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    Well, that was NOT what you were really EXPECTING, and frankly, NOT what you NEED right now. Your only HOPE is to use the QUEST TRACKING SYSTEM to COMPENSATE for your VAST INCOMPETENCE as a DETECTIVE.

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    The QUEST TRACKING SYSTEM successfully SPOON-FEEDS you the WAY to the PLOT by means of a BIG FAT ARROW.

    What do you do?
     
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    FOLLOW the BIG BLUE ARROW. It will lead you to the WIZARD OF- I mean, the CHISS SENATOR.
     
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    Did Missy just kill SIMON COWELL? xD
    Agreed! 50 credits says it leads to the RESTROOM.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Not counting the smaller nose, you could be onto something here. The filters make it hard to see.
     
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    You have a feeling you are about to get involved in a BIG confrontation.SQUASH some RANDOM BUGS to milk out some XP and get into the fabled LEVEL UP SCREEN SCREEN SCREEN SCREEN screen......
     
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    + 1 for mindless violence.
     
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    COLLECT the pieces of RIPPED POSTER and FASHION a FASHIONABLE CAPE out of it

    CHISS DIG THE CAPE

    It could POSSIBLY GIVE YOU a +1 to COMPANION MORAL AS WELL. I DON'T KNOW, ITEM DROPS ARE USUALLY RANDOMIZED AND VARY WILDLY.

    HELL, it might not EVEN BE EQUIPMENT FOR YOUR CLASS. BUT DAMMIT THATS NOT GOING TO DISSUADE YOU OTHERWISE.
     
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    or perhaps a jaunty hat. who doesn't love a jaunty hat?
     
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