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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Because YOU ONLY have ONE SLOT FOR HEADGEAR and YOU'RE CURRENTLY WEARING A HELMET

    And JUN BLAND is NOT A TROIG

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    A JAUNTY HAT does LITTLE TO DISGUISE YOURSELF

    THOUGH IT IS RATHER JAUNTY
     
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    hahaha ~ who says you can't wear a jaunty hat on top of a helmet? that's precisely what makes it jaunty!

    oh fine. a cape then.
     
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  3. Alamact

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    [​IMG]

    You SCAVENGE the REMAINS of the PROPAGANDA POSTER to create an AUGMENT SLOT for your HK-55 HELMET, as well as a CLOAK. After all, REPUBLIC AGENTS are MEANT to have SWAG!

    [​IMG]

    With your NEWFOUND MAGNIFICENCE, you decide to SQUASH some BUGS for CHEAP N' EASY EXPERIENCE POINTS!

    Yes, yes, you are LITERALLY GRINDING for a LEVEL-UP right now.

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    CONGRATULATIONS! You have SQUASHED the CLIPPING BUG; your LUSCIOUS HAIR is no longer PASSING THROUGH your EPIC HEADGEAR.

    You have also gained a level! But in this CRUEL WORLD of VAGUE PSEUDO POWER-UPS, who gives a DAMN, really?

    [​IMG]

    You are now a LEVEL 5 SNIPER. Your SIX ATTRIBUTE CHOICES are: AIM, HEALTH, POWER, SWAG, MELLOW, SPEECH and CUNNING.

    Which ATTRIBUTE do you wish to increase?
     
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    We need more Mellow in this Yellow Fellow!
     
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    Wanted to pick SWAG, but FUX IT.

    EXPAND MELLOW.

    What does MELLOW even do? xD
     
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    Honestly, I don't even know anymore.
     
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    BEST STAT EVER!
     
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    Jun's got swag a-plenty now! +1 for expanding muchmellow!
     
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    This is the OBVIOUSLY CORRECT CHOICE

    AND JUN BLAND IS ALWAYS HIGH

    ON LIFE

    AND THE REPUBLIC
     
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    High on HK! HK is LOVE. HK is LIFE.
     
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    We may as well all leave, folks, there's no way any of us are going to top this. :D
     
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    The fact that he is a SNIPER and has 0 AIM is actually diabolically genius.WELL DONE!
    I support this.
     
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    [​IMG]

    You become a MORE MELLOW YELLOW FELLOW and your RESISTANCE to MIND RECREATION plummets into the SKIES to an ALL NEW HIGH!

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    The CHISS SENATOR returns from the RESTROOM and SITS atop the EMPTY BAR STOOL. This is your CHANCE to SEAL the DEAL and PROCURE the CHISS ASCENDANCY as TRUE REPUBLIC ALLIES!

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    SURPRISE, MOOFMILKER!

    The CHISS SENATOR gets BLASTED off her SEAT to DEATH by the DROID BARTENDER.

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    This is STARTING to look SUSPICIOUS.

    The IMPERIALS are now SURROUNDED by a MYSTERIOUS DROID ARMY!

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    You make the WISE DECISION of NOPE-ING the HELL OUT while you still CAN!

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    SIS GUY has returned with REPUBLIC AID who've SKILLFULLY DISPATCHED the DROID ASSAILANTS, known only as THE SECRET WIRE.

    SIS GUY: "Listen, kid. It's time I come clean. I was once a DOUBLE AGENT for the SECRET WIRE, hired by their DROID DETECTIVE, COLUMBO. For a time it looked like the interests of the Republic and the Secret Wire were aligned, but now... I'm not so sure. We NEED the Chiss. Even though the Droids are merely acting on the interests of SELF-PRESERVATION, I cannot put the Republic aside for ANYTHING."

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    SIS GUY: "IF the droids WIN, we LOSE the CHISS ALLIANCE and DANTOOINE becomes an INDEPENDENT SYSTEM. IF the Empire WINS, then the STATUS QUO is preserved and the Republic will be forced to RETRACT SUPPORT from the PLANET. Our BEST HOPES are to RALLY the local RESISTANCE to join OUR SIDE instead of the SECRET WIRE, which will ensure that this planet FALLS SAFELY into Republic hands.

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    SIS GUY: "I had hoped we'd GET to the SENATOR before the DROIDS did, but the MASTERS of the SECRET WIRE have begun their move sooner than anticipated. It is TIME to PICK a SIDE, AGENT BLAND - because this PLACE is about to become a WAR ZONE very very soon."

    What do you do?
     
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    Need I say more? :D
     
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    You're wearing an HK HELMET for FUX'S SAKE!What kind of person would you be if you didn't help the MURDER-HUNGRY SYNTHETICS?
    Plus,RED choices are scientifically proven FUNNIER...
     
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    and sexier. go Dantooine!
     
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    LIE to the SIS GUY that you'll be joining the Republic cause, but DO IT FOR DANTOOINE in your heart!

    NO MORE MR. INCOMPETENT AGENT! You GIVE your HELMET back to MUSCO, MAKE him the GROUP'S TANK and DISCARD the TRASHY POS(T)ER GEAR. It's ALL EPICS from now on, baby! THIS is where the LEGEND of JUN BLAND BEGINS!

    ...Now what's left is to PLAN a BETRAYAL of your own with your FAITHFUL COMPANIONS!
     
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    BANISH ALL THOUGHTS OF BETRAYING THE REPUBLIC.

    YOU ARE JUN BLAND, FUTURE REPUBLIC SUPER AGENT EXTRADORDINARE. Its in YOUR OWN NAME. That YOU MADE, FOR YOURSELF.

    JUN BLAND, FUTURE Dantooine AGENT SOUNDS STUPID. AND YOU'RE NOT STUPID. YOU'RE MELLOW.

    SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.

    SAY YOU DO THIS FOR THE REPUBLIC, but LIE to YOUR TRAITOROUS SIDE and CONVINCE IT YOU'RE WORKING for the DROIDS, BUT ACTUALLY WORK FOR THE REPUBLIC LIKE JUN BLAND, REPUBLIC SUPER AGENT WOULD DO WITHOUT A DOUBT.

    Besides you get no bonus from MELLOW if you're not high off the REPUBLIC. You're not sure why this is EVEN a CHOICE.
     
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    I don't know... you maybe have a point but it kind of goes against Jun's alignment. xD
    OKAY I'M IN!

    FOR THE REPUBLIC!




    Wow, this kinda puts us at odds with Missy. Not sure we should want that, honestly.

    You know what, my VOTE is NEUTRAL. I just can't decide. xD
     
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    Jun. There is... another... OPTION!

    CHOOSE YOURSELF.

    You're sick of being everyone else's STOOGE. An AGENT for the REPUBLIC. A DOUBLE AGENT for the WIRE. A DOUBLE TRIPLE QUADRUPLE AGENT for the CHISS. They're all the same, with their MIND GAMES and POWER PLAYS. It's time to GO ROGUE.

    You won't be a STOCK STANDARD AGENT any more.

    You will be a...

    ROGUE ONE!
     
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