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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    Okay, yeah, NOTHING is going to beat this. We've got a winner here, folks!
     
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    [​IMG]

    You FEEL as though you're being FORCED to CHOOSE the LESSER of TWO EVILS. And WHY should you?

    MAYBE it is TIME for TRUE INDEPENDENCE! MAYBE it is TIME for YOU to TAKE the REIGNS of LEADERSHIP and RALLY the PEOPLE of DANTOOINE against ALL TYRANTS that would IMPOSE THEIR WILL upon its PROUD PEOPLE!

    You VOW to do THIS by IMPOSING YOUR WILL instead!

    YOU ARE BECOME JUN BLAND, ROGUE ONE.

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    SIS GUY: "Okay, well, now I kinda have to arrest you for conspiring against the Republic."
    JUN BLAND: "Well, sh*t."

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    Meanwhile, aboard LITERALLY BLUEBALLS...

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    We learn that GRAND ADMIRAL SNOTE is a rather AGILE FELLOW for his AGE, completely NULLIFYING the NOBLE SACRIFICE of MISSY'S BUTTOCKS.

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    SNOTE returns to the CREW DECK to find his SITH APPRENTICE waiting for him.

    SNOTE: "Is the MARK ready?"
    DARTH WISEAU: "YASS, Master. MARK ONE is ready to SERVE the ASCENDANCY! Come and see."

    The APPRENTICE has already started to CHEW the SCENERY.

    SNOTE: "GOOD, GOOD."

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    SNOTE: "Show me, then."

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    SNOTE: "Why is it dark in here?"
    DARTH WISEAU: "Because the PLOT DEMANDS IT. Here, let me REMOVE the PLOT for you, Master!"

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    SNOTE: "PERFECTION."

    In all his LONG YEARS of SERVICE, GRAND ADMIRAL SNOTE has never before seen such a HIGHLY CONCENTRATED POTENTIAL for HATRED.

    The ATTACK of the CLONES made from THE PHANTOM MENACE has begun!

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    Chapter 9: Men of Conviction

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    Let's face it - it's not a PROPER STAR WARS ADVENTURE without HYPERSPACE!

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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER, and for the first time in a long time, you are SLEEPING SOUNDLY in a BED you are PROUD to call YOUR OWN, even if it's, well, TECHNICALLY STOLEN.

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    "WAKE UP. YOU NEED TO WAKE UP!"

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    "MYNOCK!"

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    MYNOCK: "Wha-"
    AVIS: "You're not done yet."

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    MYNOCK: "I feel like I've been gone a long time."

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    AVIS: "You could say that."
    MYNOCK: "What happened?"
    AVIS: "You were attacked by rakghouls, remember? Kestrel drove them off before you ran towards these ruins."
    MYNOCK: "Kestrel? Where is she?"
    AVIS: "You'll see for yourself soon enough."
    MYNOCK: "What's that supposed to mean?"

    AVIS: "Turn around."

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    You are now JOHN "MYNOCK" KONTEEGO, SPACE OUTLAW and FORMER ACCOUNTANT. Your PARTNER-IN-CRIME, KESTREL, is lying unconscious beneath the corpse of a RAKGHOUL, a MUTATED CREATURE native to TARIS.

    What do you do?
     
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    *sheds manly tears*

    WE'VE MISSED YOU MYNOCK!
    Help KESTREL, DAMMIT!

    And PUT ON THE BRUCE HAT, FOR FUX'S SAKE!
     
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    TARGET your companion and "USE MEDPAC ON".Don't worry about the rakghoul,it should turn into a REMAINS satchel aaany time now.Yep.Still waiting for it....
     
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    ANNOY HER for OLD TIMES SAKE
     
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    Dude! This is, like, STORY. You're giving me goose bumps.

    Except for the Gungan clones. That just gave me the heebie jeebies.

    WAIL over the BODY of your FALLEN COMPANION. FALL to your KNEES and CRY ALOUD to the SKY at the UNFAIRNESS of it and VOW BLOODY VENGEANCE against the PERPETRATORS.
     
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    YOU should probably start with PUSHING that DEAD RAKGHOUL OFF OF KESTRAL

    Unless of course SHE'S USING IT as some sort of MAKESHIFT BLANKET

    Then YOU SHOULD TAKE IT FOR YOURSELF
     
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    Duuuude... that's like PURE MYNOCK!
     
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    Not just the Gungans, but look who's leading them! A Match Made in Hell!





    Also, can someone explain to me why that Avis lady just randomly disappeared in the last panel?
     
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    Visual glitch

    Graphics bug

    Bad patch

    Simple oversight

    TAKE YOUR PICK
     
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    PUSH the RAKGHOUL off of KESTREL. Then check KESTREL to see if she has been BITTEN- you've seen too many zombie holovids to not check.
     
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    Why that's just Avis for you, my good chap! She's a figment of Mynocks imagination and tends to appear when it's most plot convenient. :D

    Also that Room guy reminds me of a bizarre cross between Fabio and Kylo Ren. xD
     
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    That part with the Gungan clones has actually been building up ever since we introduced Missy. The Aurebesh above her work station literally said "Cloning Labs"; combine that with the corpse of the now-resuscitated Mark One chilling out in a Bacta tank earlier, and well, it's pure foreshadowing.
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    You WAIL over the LOSS of your PARTNER and CURSE the STUPID RAKGHOULS and the SITH LORD who INVENTED them in the FIRST PLACE. There's NO WAY in HELL you're going to EXPLORE STEVE'S FACILITY on your OWN!

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    You decide to RESURRECT KESTREL using the ONE THING you were any GOOD at... ANNOYING the SH*T out of HER.

    You PROD KESTREL with your STICK and you CONTINUE to PROD her ENDLESSLY.

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    "POKE, POKE. I'm poking you with my STICK, and there's nothing you can do about it!"

    KESTREL'S eyes open. This doesn't stop you from sneaking in a couple of EXTRA PRODS.

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    KESTREL: "You're an idiot."
    MYNOCK: "Me? You're the one stuck underneath a rakghoul!"
    KESTREL: "And you're poking me with a stick that you've found Force knows where."

    MYNOCK: "You can never be too careful. What if you were bitten? Can't take any chances there. Nope, there's just no way there's a convenient miracle serum to be found anywhere on this damned garbage sauna of a planet."
    KESTREL: "Ass-hole."

    KESTREL: "Help me up, at least."
    MYNOCK: "Now, where's the fun in that?"
    KESTREL: "Fine. I can do it myself."
    MYNOCK: "That's the spirit!"

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    KESTREL: "I get the hat, then. We agreed to take turns, remember?"
    MYNOCK: "I was hoping you'd forget about that."
    KESTREL: "Never."
    MYNOCK: "It always looked better on me."
    KESTREL: "Sure thing."
    MYNOCK: "You know what? Keep the damn hat! I'll just tie this rakghoul here and carry it around. I'll even name him!"

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    MYNOCK: "Look, it's Ranc the Rakghoul. Who needs some silly hat when you've got a loyal pet that also doubles as a blanket?"
    KESTREL: "Yeah... that's never going to catch on."
    MYNOCK: "Try me."
    KESTREL: "I stand by my original statement."
    MYNOCK: "We'll see about that."

    What do you do?
     
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    MAKE KESTRAL JEALOUS by SHOWING RANC THE RAKGHOUL BLANKET some AFFECTION the ONLY WAY YOU KNOW HOW.

    By POKING HIM with your PRODDING STICK.

    THAT'LL SHOW HER WHAT WON'T CATCH ON.
     
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    Challenge KESTREL to a DUEL because you're RUSTY.Ranc the rakghoul,I CHOOSE YOU!

    PS:Loser takes the hat,winner takes the TARIS GYM BADGE.
    Take your pick.
     
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    You're wierd @Alamact
    I started reading again from the top of this page and after your first post I thought it would be nice if someone called someone an idiot....then I look at your second post and see that is exactly what you did...so freaking sith, I don't even have to post here for you to include my suggestions....

    But I'm gonna....there is obviously some chemistry between these two...so make him try flirting with her.......or trip over that carcass for some unknown purpose...
     
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    Dead Rakgoul on Rope.

    New SWTOR Cartel Market pet confirmed. Will be spending my hard-earned CC on this, for sure.
     
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    Go EXPLORE STEVE'S FACILITY, there could be SOME SWEET SWEET, PRECIOUS LOOT including things like BLASTERS, HATS, and COLLECTIBLE HONOUR* COUPONS.


    *TM
     
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    There will not be an update tonight. My laptop be dead. Lots of things were attempted; even drilling a hole through it and getting it screwed. This fixed the display, at least.

    Sadly, my motherboard was on its deathbed and no amount of domestic engineering could repair that.

    Here's a panel of Mynock being a badass from the old thread to tide us over.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Very creative use of TM;)
    I just used Microsoft Word to write a proper one in a post a while back:D!
     
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