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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Alamact

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    I prefer the ALT+0153 shortcut.
     
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    I remember this! Mynock escapes Steve's lab where he gets his new cyborg eye (and also quickly has it removed). xD

    I'm sorry to hear about your laptop. I hope you get back on your feet soon! We need this adventure! :D
     
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    Nice!Thanks for letting us know about the update,and sorry to hear about the laptop.
     
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    Truly, you are the Bard of our time, Alamact.
     
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    I'm hoping it's a swift recovery, but for now, I've managed to scrap up a legit update at a considerably slower pace, and only due to the fact that a part of Steve's facility was prepared ahead of time.
    I try. Hope you like these dialogue-centric updates, as they're most likely here to stay!
    Straight from Lankist: "They're more like an old couple who got tired of the romance."
    I'd honestly buy that in a heartbeat. BioWare devs should take notes!
    [​IMG]

    You EQUIP your PRODDING STICK and PROD the RAKGHOUL INCESSANTLY.

    KESTREL is not AMUSED and thinks you're wasting PRECIOUS TIME in a FOOLISH ATTEMPT at winning back her affections.

    [​IMG]

    KESTREL: "Uh... Mynock?"
    MYNOCK: "What?"
    KESTREL: "That thing's alive."

    MYNOCK: "Oh..."

    [​IMG]

    You BLAST RANC with a POWER SHOT from your PISTOL like the MIGHTY GUNSLINGER that you are!

    [​IMG]

    MYNOCK: "Well, would you look at that... I have successfully domesticated a rakghoul!"
    KESTREL: "You shot him in the head at point blank range. How in the Force is that domesticated? That thing's about as dead as Jan's Jedi career."
    MYNOCK: "Now, now, let's not argue about minutiae here."
    KESTREL: "That's your job!"
    MYNOCK: "Which is why it's best left to the experts."

    KESTREL: "Nevermind. We should probably get going."
    MYNOCK: "Yeah, I'd rather not face a rakghoul horde at night on our way back."
    KESTREL: "Aren't mynocks nocturnal beasts?"
    MYNOCK: "Let's not start with this again."
    KESTREL: "Just saying."

    [​IMG]

    With RANC still in TOW, you and KESTREL enter the SECRET FACILITY of the PACIFISTIC SITH LORD, STEVE, a very DANGEROUS MAN who seeks to bring PEACE and EQUALITY to the GALAXY.

    You notice one of STEVE'S DOCTORS treating a guy who SUBMITTED to STEVE'S EXPERIMENTS with a rather INTERESTING SYRINGE.

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    AVIS: "Looks familiar?"
    MYNOCK: "Yeah."
    AVIS: "That syringe he's using resembles the one you found in the swamps earlier."
    MYNOCK: "The one you specifically told me NOT to use, right?"
    AVIS: "Not to use yet."
    MYNOCK: "How wonderfully ominous."

    KESTREL: "Who are you talking to?"
    MYNOCK: "Nothing, just thinking out loud."
    KESTREL: "You've been doing that often of late."
    MYNOCK: "Yeah, well, it helps me!"

    KESTREL: "Be quiet... they might hear us, and I don't think they would take kindly to our intrusion. It's a secret facility, yeah?"
    MYNOCK: "Looks more like a creepy temple to me."

    What do you do?
     
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    Classic. xD

    Sorry about your laptop, and you still did the update anyway! You da real MVP, Alamact.
     
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    Aparrently,AVIS can only be seen by you,which means you're free to send her for some eavesdropping...
    If they're friendly,say you killed Ranc the Rakghoul,king of the Swamps and the First Plague,Lord of the Seven Systems and Protector of the Rope.Of course,you'll demand a hefty bounty on it,since you paid all that CC for him in the first place....
     
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    I heartily approve.

    Send AVIS to EAVESDROP on DARTH STEVE'S inevitable MONOLOGUING.
     
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    CONVINCE YOURSELF that YOU are in POSSESSION of an ARTIFACT that can BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE.

    THE PRODDING STICK OF REVIVAL
     
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    You say "rakghoul on a leash," I say "+2 FLAIL OF POISONING."

    HUCK THAT SON OF A Vhlor AT ALL WHO OPPOSE YOU.
     
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    Approach the two and tell them you're from the IMPERIAL EDUCATION BUREAU ON DROMUND KAAS and are here to SHUT DOWN THIS IMPROPER NEEDLE-SHARING FACILITY. Tell the man who submitted to the experiments HE CAN SAY "NO" AND BE ABOVE THE INFLUENCE. After all, THE EMPEROR SAYS WINNERS DONT DO DRUGS*.


    *Quote cannot be verified, Imperial Intelligence neglected to respond to inquiries.
     
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    [​IMG]

    You SEND AVIS to EAVESDROP on the CONVERSATION.

    SEMI-MAD SCIENTIST: "State your name."
    FORCE MUTANT: "I don't know. I can't remember!"
    SEMI-MAD SCIENTIST: "A shame. You were showing... promise. Subject 65 is exhibiting the predicted side-effects of Serum MK-03: permanent memory loss. Attempting the use of Serum MK-04 next."
    FORCE MUTANT: "Please! End my existence! I don't belong here!"
    SEMI-MAD SCIENTIST: "You signed up for this, Mr. Blake. I have the consent forms and all. Lord Jossh will want some progress. We need to try again."

    KESTREL: "This is so disturbing."
    MYNOCK: "After that whole business on Tatooine, should you be so surprised?"
    AVIS: "You have to stop them, John."
    MYNOCK: "I know."

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    You use RANC to FLAIL the LIVING SH*T out of the SCIENTIST and TEST SUBJECT alike, coating them in a LETHAL VENOM that is UNCHARACTERISTICALLY LETHAL only to your ENEMIES for some CONTRIVED PLOT REASON or such.

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    MYNOCK: "This thing's awesome! I want to bring it aboard the TURKEY."
    KESTREL: "Oh, no! That thing ain't going anywhere!"
    MYNOCK: "Why?"
    KESTREL: "It's going to decompose at some point. Just imagine the stench!"
    MYNOCK: "I'll mummify it."
    KESTREL: "And what if someone decides to open it up?"
    MYNOCK: "Well... think of it like Pandora's Box!"

    Kestrel sighs in defeat.

    KESTREL: "Let's just move on."

    [​IMG]

    You now reach the INNER SANCTUM of STEVE'S FACILITY and are instantaneously met by its LOCAL GOONS.

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    PEACEKEEPER: "Halt! In the name of peace!"
    KESTREL: "You're awfully overdressed for peace."
    PEACEKEEPER: "Who are you, stranger? This is a hidden base of operations. Our lord will not suffer intruders!"
    MYNOCK: "We're here from the Imperial Education Bureau of Dromund Kaas. My name is, uh, Steve, and this is my partner, Joanna."
    KESTREL: "You did NOT just call me that."
    MYNOCK: "Shut it."

    MYNOCK: "Now then, my friends... we are here to shut down this improper needle-sharing facility."
    IMPERIAL SOLDIER: "Is this guy serious?"
    MYNOCK: "As our dear Emperor says... Winners don't do drugs!"
    IMPERIAL SOLDIER: "Oh Force, he CAN'T be serious!"

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    PEACEKEEPER: "Lord Invetorus' research has been sanctioned by the Dark Council itself."
    MYNOCK: "I very much doubt that."
    PEACEKEEPER: "Your pissant Bureau has no power here. If you know what's best for you, you will turn back while you still can, lest I will be forced to bring PEACE to this room."

    You use INTIMIDATE.

    MYNOCK: "Well, look it here, punk. I killed Ranc the Rakghoul, King of the Swamps and the First Plague, Lord of the Seven Systems and Protector of the Rope. Do you really want to mess with me?"
    PEACEKEEPER: "Uh... yes?"

    You FAIL SPECTACULARLY.

    MYNOCK: "I thought that would work. Why is it not working?"
    KESTREL: "Because it's idiotic?"

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    The PEACEKEEPER unsheathes his long PUCE LIGHTSABER and waves it in your FACE! The SOLDIER whips out his big fat RIFLE, but let's be honest here... he's PRETTY MUCH just HERO FODDER for MYNOCK and KESTREL!

    Nonetheless, Kestrel's NOT FEELING these ODDS.

    What do you do?
     
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    The updates just keep getting BETTER and BETTER!

    That awkward moment when this adventure has more riveting dialogue than the current game itself. xD
    And so much GOOD WIT! We've already got lots of memorable lines here.

    Seriously, why didn't you just start with the dialogue panels from the beginning? :D
    They really remind me of the original.
     
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    Did you just sneak an innuendo in there? xD


    SHOOT the BACTA TANKS for a surprise SNEAK ATTACK! Gunslingers always SHOOT FIRST!
     
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    Honestly, I just didn't have access to the user interface files from the old thread at that point.

    Primarily, however, I didn't want to go too complex with dialogue and story just yet. I simply didn't know who the characters were at that point; what their voices "sounded" like. Kestrel and Mynock, on the other hand, were already developed by the time we've reintroduced them in Chapter 9, so writing their dialogue came naturally.

    You can expect to see Doop and Saber interacting in similar detail once we get back to present time.
     
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    POKE RANC THE RAKGHOUL BACK TO LIFE and SIC HIM on the TWO PEACEKEEPING IMPERIALS.

    That'll show them to mess with the PRODDING STICK OF REVIVAL.
     
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    The simple solution is to once again annoy the "Will of the Force" with an over used joke, and rely upon your well practiced dance moves in combination with RANC to turn into a ridiculously bad animated ball of flailing destruction.
     
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    I'll one up you and say, SHOOT the BLUE VALVE off the PIPE directly ABOVE you. It's obviously part of the SYSTEM that channels FLUIDS through the FACILITY. CONFUSE your ENEMIES with your TRICK SHOT and WATCH in AMUSEMENT as they are WASHED AWAY by a SUDDEN and UNEXPECTED JET of, er, WHATEVER is in there.
     
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    For starters,I don't want to see any idiots attacking SITH with BLASTERS,or I'll kill them MYSELF(In the next post)...
    Other than that,you are free to wave your FLAIL around uncontrollably,just make sure to check FRIENDLY FIRE off in the GAMEPLAY OPTIONS.
     
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    An alternative to my original solution. This one actually uses the environment, and what we've been presented for once instead of random derpiness. Whoa guys, slow down. We don't want to get too clever and play right into Al's hand's here.
     
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