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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    When you see Al online, and you know he about to drop the update.

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    @CnlSandersdeKFC Welcome back to the thread, formely JBFett!

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    You attempt to POKE RANC back to LIFE using the STICK of REVIVAL.

    MYNOCK: "This thing worked last time. Why is not working?"
    KESTREL: "You know Mynock, when you shot things in the head, they tend to stay dead."
    MYNOCK: "Tell that to our plot-armored antagonist!"

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    You're now getting EVEN MORE DESPERATE and THREATEN to SHOT the VALVE located above you! THEY WILL NEVER TAKE MYNOCK ALIVE!

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    You take SPLASH DAMAGE due to the fact that a heap of SHATTERED GLASS just got UNLOADED all across your face. It's like you DIDN'T have enough SCARS already or something!

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    MYNOCK, you shot a CAMERA, you DUMBASS!

    Your OPPONENTS are wondering if KILLING you is EVEN WORTH it, frankly.

    What do you do?
     
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  3. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    FEIGN a SURRENDER (they'll accept it because they're pacifists) and then take the OPPORTUNITY to SHOOT the PEACEKEEPER in the FACE!
     
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    Guys, I dont know these characters as much as some of you do and this is probably going to sound a bit racist... xD

    ...but these two look like they may as well be the parents of JUN BLAND!
     
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    Huh... you know what Kestrel. You got this gurl. You're the one that insisted on wearing the badass hat today.

    Edit: Wait... now that I think about it didn't we make that thing out of a droid or something? I can't seem to remember. Doesn't that eyeball do stuff? "For Fux sake, how long was I out for?" Mynock thinks to himself, "and who is Fux?"

    Edit 2: Wait a sec those are the remains of Bruce! Hail to the King Baby! Let's activate that beautiful SOB and call it a day!
     
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    You've got a good memory!

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    Mate, you've no idea the can of worms you just opened.
    I never knew how much I missed Bruce until I saw his awesomeness again.
     
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    Never get's old... well until it did. I feel like Lankist ended up destroying Bruce for a reason, and stated as much... but screw that we've got retcon power now boys! All my dreams of ruining the work of more creative, and talented indiduals are finally coming true! This must be how Jeph Loeb feels all the time!
     
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    You know what?Enough with trying the HARD way,NOW you do this the EASY and HONOURABLE â„¢ way.Point behind them and scream LOOK BEHIND!!!Then proceed to SHOOT them at the same time like the BADASS you are!
    You do have 2 blasters for a reason...Also I'm sure KESTREL will be impressed.If only you didn't have JUST shot the camera,you would have proof of your BADASSness...
     
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    SHOOT at theTWO BACTA TANKS behind thePEACEKEEPERS. THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT BLASTER PROOF and can beSIGNIFICUCANTLY DISTRACTING TO SHOOT THEM BOTH AS THEY TURN AROUND.

    And if they so HAPPEN to be BLASTER PROOF for SOME REASON, it should be FUN to SEE the BLASTER FIRE WILDLY RICOCHET around the room till it HITS THE TWO PEACEKEEPERS ANYWAY.

    ACTIVATE CUTSCENE POWERS IN ADVANCED to ensure it happens without ANY ISSUES.
     
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    What is that blue and yellow thing above? Can you do something with it? If not shoot the tanks to release the two Force mutants, seems reasonable...maybe you can train them or something...
     
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    I actually think that's a hidden Holocron.Good catch!
    MYNOCK should knock it down with Ranc-on-Rope for infinite knowledge and power!...or credits...credits always do I guess...
     
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    Time for Mynock's ultimate attack.

    BULLETS DEDUCTABLE
     
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    RUN AWAY!
     
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    SHOOT the BACTA TANKS to release the MUTATED FREAKS OF NATURE on the PEACEKEEPERS. WHY FIGHT THE PEACEKEEPERS WHEN OTHERS CAN DO IT FOR YOU.


    ((Also, is there a way to view the old comic panels? I never actually got to see the end of the original thread after my college-induced disappearance. I have a lot of catching up to do))
     
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    Lankist had his own college or work related disappearance, and it was never properly finished until he posted a comment explaining the planned ending. I found the thread archived the other day, but the photobucket links don't work anymore.
     
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    Lankist stopped after the old forums were reset which resulted in the loss of all five threads of the original comic. He explained the ending in the Fluke spin-off, and that ending is eventually going to be adapted in the sequel. For the sake of spoilers, I encourage people to not delve into it too much and wait to see it all unfold over the course of these "forcebacks".

    Lankist and I are working towards making the entirety of the original comic readable again, but that's really something easier said than done. The raw files were saved containing over 400+ thread pages and this file size is simply astronomical (you also need to consider the chaos that are the original suggestions made by oldtimers). We've done our best to be reliable narrators for the Mynock and Kestrel parts, and if you actually connect this Taris part with the last update of the original comic, you'd get a near seamless transition.

    The final batch of updates took Kestrel and Mynock on a search for Steve's hidden facility which the gang deduced was located somewhere on Taris. This was done using Columbo's Whiteboard of Justice. Columbo made his departure from the comic shortly around this time period in the swamps of Taris, where he found an open-minded nudist colony. The last we saw of him was emerging from a pool dressed to resemble The Witcher's Dandelion. Afterwards, we had your classical shenanigans where Mynock had fright in passing through a force field due to radiation, followed by a fateful clash with a horde of rakghouls. This was the cut-off point.

    I hope this cleared up a couple of things, but you can always ask more questions if the need arises.
     
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    That answers most of them. I appreciate the update, its good to know what i've missed!
     
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    Well-spotted and deduced.

    GET THAT HOLOCRON! It probably has some important STORY-RELATED INFORMATION.

    That will probably not be IMMEDIATELY HELPFUL.
     
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    Um... so it's been a few days. :confused:
     
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