Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Yeah... sorry about that. I had to take my sweet time setting up my new rig as well, since I ran into a slight but severely annoying graphical issue, mainly the Display Adapter drivers not performing dithering properly like they're supposed to.

The strange thing is, the old rig has been miraculously fixed yesterday, so yeah - life slapped me with it's buxom Piffers once again.

You ENTER into SHEER PANIC MODE as you SHOUT to KESTREL to SUMMON the LEGEND HIMSELF, BRUCE.

He's your only hope.



ERROR 404: BRUCE NOT FOUND.

Yeah, like THAT was EVER going to WORK!

Looks like you're going to have to FACE THEM in an EPICALLY ANIMATED SEQUENCE that is in NO WAY meant to be the AUTHOR'S ATTEMPT to MEND the ANNOYANCES of this DELAY, caused merely by his OWN INCOMPETENCE as an ENGINEER and a HUMAN BEING.



MYNOCK'S BACK, B*TCHES! BULLETS are DEDUCTIBLE and they're about to ENSURE the UTTER DESTRUCTION of your FOES! ACCOUNTANT SPEC ONLY! I KNOW it makes NO SENSE; but just ROLL WITH IT!

COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK CONSTIPATED WHILST ON A MURDER SPREE.

But then again, you NEVER were that COOL to BEGIN WITH!



And to no one's surprise really, we learn that the VATS are actually BULLET PROOF... but guess what!? THE PEACEKEEPER'S HEAD ISN'T! And well, the TROOPER was just HERO FODDER in the END ANYWAY. No one's going to MISS HIM! Well, maybe his WIFE; or his KIDS; or his FELLOW NEIGHBORS!

I'm just kidding; NO ONE LIKES their NEIGHBORS.



MYNOCK: "I'm awesome, aren't I?"
KESTREL: "Sorry, I blinked and I missed it."

If you go back to the LAST PANEL, you will find something called CONTINUITY at WORK. It's a SHAME it only took NINE WHOLE CHAPTERS to IMPLEMENT this SIMPLE FEATURE.

MYNOCK: "That's just torture."

You've NO IDEA.



MYNOCK: "So, uh... maybe you should shut down Bruce?"
KESTREL: "Why? It's not like we don't need a light source in here."
MYNOCK: "You look like a beacon for trouble!"
KESTREL: "I... don't think we need Bruce for that."

MYNOCK: "Look up there. Another piece of authentic Jedi junk!"

Mynock POINTS at the HIDDEN HOLOCRON above.

KESTREL: "I really doubt it's the one we're looking for."
MYNOCK: "Heh, this is not the holocron we are looking for. We should... move along."
KESTREL: "What?"
MYNOCK: "Nothing."



Well, this CHAMBER doesn't look FOREBODING at all!

What do you do?

 

You APPROACH the HOLOGRAM and recognize the face to be of your ARCH NEMESIS, the SITH LORD STEVE!



You make ANGRY GROWS at his FACE whilst COVERING BEHIND RANC. KESTREL is PRETTY SURE this is not a LIVE FEED.

You know nothing, KESTREL!



MYNOCK: "So, who talks first? You talk first, I talk first?"
KESTREL: "That's not a live feed, Mynock."
MYNOCK: "I was talking to myself."
KESTREL: "You're an idiot."
MYNOCK: "Don't worry, sweetheart! We'll use the Force!"
KESTREL: "That... doesn't even make sense anymore!"
MYNOCK: "I know! That always confuses Steve!"

MYNOCK: "Hey, Steve! I know this is a life feed, Steve! Are you there, Steve?"
STEVE: "Now I wish I wasn't."
MYNOCK: "Careful there, that's not very friendly of you. You wouldn't want to break your pacifistic code, now would you?"
STEVE: "You are trespassing, John. This is bad."



MYNOCK: "Hey, Steve! Is your refrigerator running?"
STEVE: "Yes?"



MYNOCK: "Well, then maybe you should go... HNGH... CATCH IT!"

Wow.

KESTREL: "He's not really with me."



STEVE'S going to NEED SIX HOURS of PEACEFUL MEDITATION to COME BACK from THAT ONE.

STEVE: "Ending transmission."



Well, you've HANDLED THAT RATHER WELL, if you do SAY SO YOURSELF!

What do you do?

 

Ask and you shall receive!





Mynock bonus round if anyone wants it.