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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. MadsLad

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    Try to avoid mandalorians (its not so easy but try xD) and ask the girl if she knows something about the poster (you know its a bounty but act like John Snow) xD
     
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    I agree with Admiral Petty. Approach the green-skinned lady. But ask her about the fugitives AND the helmet. Also, see who that old, sad looking dude is and ask if he needs anything, since you're such a nice guy. You gotsta get those credits most of all, though.
     
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    I agree with Admiral Petty and Devers
     
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    Ask OLD GEZZER how to approach a green lady, because you think that he is more experienced with ladies than you. But you have never been so wrong. He have less experience than you with fine young ladies.
     
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    You approach the old geezer first and ask him to speak on behalf of you with the green woman. While the old geezer has even LESS of an EXPERIENCE talking with WOMEN, old geezer is a TOTAL BRO and AGREES to help you FREE of CHARGE.

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    OLD GEEZER is MOST ASSUREDLY walking to his doom as he STUTTERS OUT a faint "H-hello." to the GREEN WOMAN. You APPLAUD such COURAGE!

    The GREEN WOMAN replies with an EXCITED "Hi!".

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    The old geezer cannot PROCESS such a RESPONSE and EXPERIENCES an ABJECT HEART ATTACK!

    OLD GEEZER is no MORE. He was, till the end, a TOTAL BRO. You will now have to WORK HARD to solve your CURRENT PREDICAMENT.

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    You try to IMAGINE the GREEN WOMAN as your MISSING PILOT, RATCHET. After some EXHAUSTIVE CONCENTRATION and SELF-INFLICTED MIND TRICKS, your deception works and you can now only see the ONE FEMALE SPECIMEN you can ACTUALLY have a CONVERSATION WITH.

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    You APPROACH PSEUDO-RATCHET overwhelmed by YOUR OWN MAGNIFICENT BRILLIANCE! It's a REAL SHAME about the POOR OLD GEEZER, though.

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    NOT-RATCHET explains to you the MASSIVE SITUATION you've JUST brought yourself in. She PULLS OUT and EXTENDS a hologram of the DESPICABLE THIEF who STOLE BART'S HELMET... and THAT is apparently the LEAST of HIS MANY OFFENSES to BEGIN WITH!

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    She tells you that this FOUL PERSON simply goes by the name of "THE FLUKE".

    You finally have a FACE for the NEFARIOUS VILLAIN! FAKE-RATCHET explains that not only did he steal the BELOVED BARTENDER'S HELMET, he also HELPED those fugitives ESCAPE JUSTICE after being personally hired to track them down. Most importantly, however, he TOOK the BOUNTY MONEY for himself and THEN helped them escape. SUCH INSOLENCE CANNOT BE TOLERATED!

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    As you try to process the SUDDEN OUTBURST of INFORMATION you've just received, it SLOWLY SINKS IN to you that you've just entered into a RIGHT PROPER CLUSTERSTORM of BUGGERY. It is time to REEVALUATE your PRIORITIES for this EVENING.

    Do you continue your search for RATCHET or do you attempt to find this mysterious FLUKE?
     
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    Bring NOT-RATCHET with you to find and solve the FLUKE issue.
     
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  7. *Definetly Not A Sith Lord*

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    Take Non-Rachet to meet Real-Rachet so all three of you can look for The Fluke
     
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    Now, despite your goodly light-sided ways, you have to admit that you're curious if Not-Ratchet and Real-Ratchet would, as they say in your homeland... *get along*. So, you want to find a way to find Ratchet and then find Fluke.

    At the same time, realizing that if Not-Ratchet and Real-Ratchet *do* get along well, they may well also be attracted to a rugged outlaw like FLUKE. So, you find awkward ways to weasel in gossip of Fluke's purported ... health issues... and incontinence to your conversations with them.
     
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    I am agree with Devers, there is nothing to add.
     
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    You decide to help out FAKE-RATCHET in her task by dragging her with you, even though she probably has BETTER THINGS to do. Surely this will INCREASE your STANDING with the ladies?

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    You ASSUME CORRECTLY and GAIN 15 REPUTATION for REPRESENTING AN AUTHORITY FIGURE.

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    You ALSO LOSE 30 REPUTATION for BEING TOO PUSHY.

    It seems you still have much to learn.

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    You now arrive in FILLER STREET #2, at least, those are your assumptions based on how WELL-DRAWN and DETAILED the area looks like.

    Your mind trick is losing its EFFECT on you and FAKE-RATCHET has regained her ORIGINAL CLOTHING. You better hope to wrap this up quickly or your task will become EXTRA-DIFFICULT VERY SOON.

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    In front of you is a PLEASURE BARGE belonging to GRABBA THE HUTT.

    You assume this is where REAL-RATCHET most likely is, considering it also doubles as a SLEAZY DANCE CLUB. It could also be a good place to look for the THE FLUKE.

    However, the FANCY BOUNCER and MANDALORIAN block your way to the barge because you're NOT COOL ENOUGH to ENTER.

    What do you do?
     
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    Try a Sith, erm, Light Side mind trick on the guards. Failing that, try and talk up how totally cool and bad a$$ you are. Failing that, use the look there's something behind you trick.
     
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    Show them your signed Fonzie poster from another galaxy. It doesn't get much cooler than that!

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    Have Fake-Ratchet use her charms to distract the bouncers while you sneak in. Avoid being overwhelmed by your inborn affinity for galactic dubstep once inside the barge... *Unts, unts, untsss...* You have a job to do... *Bwom-bwom bwom-bwom bwoooom*... Remember to find Real-Ratchet... And hunt for Fluke... But... the music...
     
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    Try to impress Bouncers with dancing combined with NIMAN form that you tried to learn on academy. What could go wrong with that? You just need to get on that PLEASURE BARGE and meet mighty GRABBA.
     
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    I agree with DarthFather
     
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    Show them your ITHORIAN beat boxing SKILLS you learned while on VACATION on ABREDAGO RAE.
     
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    Going up against TENTACLE-FACE THERE in a BEATBOXING DUEL? Pfah! NOT LIKELY!

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    You suggest to FAKE-RATCHET that she best use her WOMANLY CHARM if you are to GET INSIDE the PLEASURE BARGE. You do this by repeatedly raising your EYEBROWS (TENDRILS?) in SUGGESTIVE RHYTHM.

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    FAKE-RATCHET is ANNOYED. You lose 60 REPUTATION. Only a miracle will bring you back from this PIT you've DUG YOURSELF INTO. It seems you'll have to find a way to get past the GUARDS of your OWN VOLITION and PERSONAL TALENT. You decide to challenge the Mandalorian to a DANCE OFF!

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    You start dancing worse than YOUR AVERAGE WHITE MAN with your ARMS FLAPPING AWKWARDLY around you. You lose 120 REPUTATION with the LADIES.

    The Mandalorian won't even dignify your "ATTEMPT" with a response.

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    You now devolve into spouting all the INCREDIBLY AWESOME THINGS you did at the SITH ACADEMY like pulling two ALL-NIGHTERS in a row STUDYING SITH ETHICS. FAKE-RATCHET is so embarrassed to be in your presence right now.

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    Seeing that you're being misunderstood here, you opt for a DIFFERENT STRATEGY. You are willing to relinquish one of your MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS, a poster that you used to collect in... HAPPIER DAYS. You show the FANCY BOUNCER your signed poster of FONZIE.

    FANCY BOUNCER prefers MORK over FONZIE INSTEAD. Somehow, this does not surprise you.

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    You use your invasive DOMINATE MIND ability. You know, something only LIGHT-SIDED CHARACTERS have. You tell the GUARDS to JUMP OFF the fence. The Mandalorians remain unconvinced. LAZER-BRAIN here, on the other hand...

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    You wonder how long it's going to take him to reach the bottom. The Mandalorians will want YOUR HEAD for THIS! Luckily, you think quickly on your feet.

    "Guys, guys... did you know that there is HONOUR to be found at the bottom of this street?"

    "DID YOU JUST SAY HONOUR?"

    "Yes, honour."

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    "FOR HONOURE! MANDALORE, WITNESS ME!"

    "Yes! HONOURER!"

    FAKE-RATCHET has NO IDEA what's going on here anymore.

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    You have gained a level! You are now a LEVEL 3 SITH WARRIOR. This is totally a NATURAL POINT to you leveling up! Yep, no CONTRIVED REASON for your SUDDEN ADVANCEMENT in power like GIVING the LAZY AUTHOR time to FINISH DRAWING some PALTRY BACKGROUND for the inevitable next scene.

    *COUGH*

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    You have ONE POINT to spend in the following categories: SABER, HEALTH, POWER, ETHICS, GIRLTALK, CHOKE and DANCE.

    Which of these six attributes do you wish to increase?
     
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  18. *Definetly Not A Sith Lord*

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    I think girltalk.It'll help with Fake-Rachet.
     
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    I concur, more skillz in lady convos are needed. (I'm not sure if I think this because it's my own thought, or because *Definitely not a Sith Lord* is using force powers on my mind, though.)
     
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    Definitely up the GIRLTALK.
     
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