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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    To be a psychotic ax-murderer, or not to be a psychotic ax-murderer: that is what the choice boils down to.
     
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    KILLING JAR JAR redeems everyone... even DOOP SKYCHAFER!
    Saving up those charm points for Ratchet. ;)
     
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    Ratchet is bae.
     
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    I like the pazak suggestion. That's an amazingly fun game! Lol
     
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    Noted.
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    Sometimes the line between dark and light can be confusing.


    Oh, if only it worked like that. Doop's too selfish for it.
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    ALAMACT gives in to PEER PRESSURE. ALAMACT awards ONE ADDITIONAL POINT for DOOP to SPEND!

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    You now GAIN the ABILITY to PLAY PAZAAK! This makes you ONLY SLIGHTLY BETTER than SABER at it, which isn't really all that much to begin with!

    You also ADVANCE in your CHARM, meaning that you're no longer an OBNOXIOUS D*UCHEBAG, but you've taken your first steps towards becoming a LIKEABLE D*UCHEBAG! Well done, D*UCHEBAG!

    You should smile, but we all know you won't.

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    Well, you've REACHED the END of the TUNNEL. No, you're not DEAD.

    Yes, it would probably be a BETTER EXPERIENCE than being STUCK here with NAGA SADOW'S UNDESIRABLE EGGNOG SPAWN.

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    ...I have NO IDEA what that DANTOOINE MILITIAMAN was EXPECTING.

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    Your FIGHTING CHANCES are SLIM. You've got NO LIGHTSABERS, WEAK FORCE POWERS, NO ALLIES...

    Well, at least ONE OF YOU has NO MORAL CODE. And you're pretty sure the FARCE will be with you. Always. So you've got THAT going for you, which is NICE.

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    If GABBY'S WARNINGS are to be believed, you've got FOUR ARMIES swinging their PROVERBIAL LIGHTSABERS in the AREA in a VICIOUS FREE FOR ALL: YOUR DEFEATED IMPERIAL ALLIES, THE FORMIDABLE DANTOOINE RESISTANCE, THE DEADLY REPUBLIC COMMANDOS, and THE ZEALOUS KILLBOT ARMY OF THE SECRET WIRE.

    What do you do?
     
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    DIVIDE and CONQUER.

    Or in this case, they are DIVIDED. Let them CONQUER EACH OTHER. Why break a SWEAT when they're already doing the WORK for you? That's the DOOP WAY! Go straight for the TREASURE!
     
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    Carefully approach the droids.
    "Hey guys,did you know there is a republic squad* hiding behind the wall?"
    -Droids proceed to kill him
    -You move on...

    *You say squad so they all go to fight-you're not getting away with THIS one Al! :D
     
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    We could do this the right way, but I prefer the Doop way:

    1) Throw Mr. Saber's Armor Cleanser at the droids to short out their circuitry and make them slip
    2) Offer to sell a shipment of Cleanser to the Republic Trooper
    3) Profit
     
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    Most organic lifeforms live for roughly 100 space years. You simply do not have TIME for this blast.

    LOUDLY push your way down the street, SHOULDER CHECKING anyone who dares IMPEDE you while shouting in a condescending tone "EXCUSE ME, SIR.

    "SIR

    "EXCUSE ME

    "SIR

    "SIR

    "EXCUSE ME SIR EXCUSE ME

    "SIR."
     
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    Hide.
     
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    WIPE THEM OUT. ALL OF THEM.
     
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    Oh yes, I´ll go with that one.
     
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    I can't be the only one to have thought of this!

    Doop = Batman
    Saber = Superman
    Missy = Wonder Woman
    Jun = The Flash

    We made our own Justice League!
     
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    I just hope the Mandalorian Jedi character doesn't turn out to be Aquaman!:D
    Also,I think Saber is a little more on the Batman side because of his more "serious" attitude and his moral tendencies.Plus,he wears black...
    So,Doop should be Plastic Man I guess,I don't think we have a Superman just yet...
     
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    But Doop is so brooding! And he clearly prefers working alone. But yeah, Doop's not really as moral as Batman. You'd have to be full Lawful for that. I don't think he fits Plastic Man's casual attitude either though.

    Saber is idealistic to a fault, like Superman. On the other hand, he doesn't seem to be very leaderly. They're imperfect representations, then.

    You're so right about Aquaman! The Mandalorian Jedi is definitely going to be Aquaman. I'm counting on it. They're both blonde, it will be perfect! I'm pretty much reserving the name ORIN-WAN KENOBI right here. :D
     
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    Ha,the name is pretty good!I also have a couple in mind,but I'm saving them until the time comes...
     
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    I'm doing some preparatory Act II stuff in advance like side characters who can potentially become something more (redesigns are also included). We can see the finish line of Act I at this point and I have a feeling it's not going to last beyond Chapter 12. Chapter 12 is it for now. Unless, of course, we happen to somehow prematurely end it all with a wildcard - because you can never be too sure about plot progression in this game.

    The new Chiss look for Grand Admiral Thrawn seems alright; they have full eyes now in this Post-EU canon. I've dabbled a bit in looking for ways to implement this in the comic just for curiosity's sake. Here's how Snote would look like in canonical style:

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    I'd like to hear your opinion on the visual direction the Chiss should take from Act II forward. Would you want them to keep their legacy eyes or would you want to see them embrace the new ones?
    And flee? In your moment of triumph? You severely overestimate their chances!
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    You try to SELL some of MR. SABER'S ARMOR CLEANSER to the COVERT REPUBLIC COMMANDO hiding behind the QUEST PUB.

    COMMANDO: "What in Saresh's name are you DOING!? I'll get caught."
    DOOP: "It's cheap and quality made. Only fifty credits. It'll make your armor brighter than the Twin Suns of Tatooine. Remember, only fifty credits."
    COMMANDO: "Get out of here before I space you, kid."

    Saber is wondering why the MURDERBOTS aren't MURDERING anyone yet like they're SUPPOSED TO!

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    That's because NO ONE is in their AGGRO RANGE, stupid! They were most likely programmed by some LAZY BURNOUT with a GAMORREAN BELLY and TRIPLE HUTT CHINS at the end of their PROGRAMMING CAREER. Don't expect SMART COMBAT TACTICS from them!

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    COMMANDO: "Wanna know my final answer?"
    DOOP: "Shoot."
    SABER: "May I point out the POOR CHOICE OF WORDS there?"
    DOOP: "You may. So, what'll it be?"
    COMMANDO: "Take a guess."

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    DOOP will not tolerate this TRANSGRESSION!

    DOOP: "He's hiding behind the BUILDING. GIT HIM!"

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    The following scene has an M-RATING for a WIDE VARIETY of REASONS.

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    You GAIN DOOP POINTS for BEING DOOP SKYCHAFER!

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    And all in a DAY'S WORK.

    NOTHING can STOP you from your PRIZE!

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    Well, except for that, apparently!

    You've got NO TIME for this SH*T!

    You proceed to IGNORE your PREVIOUSLY ASTUTE OBSERVATIONS about AGGRO and DECIDE to RUSH THROUGH the LINEARLY-ORGANIZED CONTENT.

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    That turned out about as well as you'd except.

    SABER flees towards the PLAZA!

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    Hah! You've just been OUTDOOPED!

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    You are now DARTH SABER. You have temporarily left your COMPANION behind because you're simply NO USE to ANYONE dead (not that you were EVER useful to begin with!); and he was KIND-OF a JERK to you anyways. You now find yourself in the RUINED PLAZA of the city of KHOONDA, littered by the CORPSES of MACHINE and MAN; illuminated SOLELY by DANTOOINE'S LONESOME MOON.

    In the distance, you can see a STRANGE FIGURE approaching your LOCATION.

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    You have NO IDEA what's going on ANYMORE.

    Also, for some INEXPLICABLE REASON, you have STARTED to FEEL HATRED AGAIN. Quite odd. It's as if you FEEL this is the PERFECT MOMENT to WIPE THEM OUT. ALL OF THEM. Like a PROPER SITH LORD.

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    This CHOICE is ALIGNMENT RESTRICTED. Not enough RENEGADE POINTS.

    What do you do?
     
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    DANCE, SABER! DANCE!

    LOWER YOURSELF TO THEIR PRIMITIVE LEVEL TO FACILITATE COMMUNICATIONS AND BRING AN END TO HOSTILITIES!
     
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    I rather like the look of the pupils on the Chiss. Snote looks 50% more done with this nonsense. :D

    ATTEMPT to REASON with the GUNGAN CLONES.

    (Side note: My computer's spellcheck doesn't flag "gungan." I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

    --- Double Post Merged, Jul 18, 2016, Original Post Date: Jul 18, 2016 ---
    Is he dancing to this?
     
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    Yes. Yes he is.

    And yeah, do the pupils! Makes me wonder how Missy will look like. :p
     
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