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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Funniest bit yet!

    USE your INCREDIBLE SITH LORD POWERS to COLAPSE that COLUMN ON TOP of the JARRING JAR JARS.
     
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    I also took liberty in giving him some Rhinoplasty.

    Snote's snout now comes with 25% more size.
     
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    Turn your GUNGAN GO ™ app off.The GUNGANS ™ will disappear.

    Also,I guess old canon chiss win?Not a big deal for me though,I'm fine with new chiss too.
     
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    "
    Now, the question is, did I recognize a reference you were making, or did I make you realize that you had inadvertently made a reference?
     
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    You REMIND me of the BLADE.

    What BLADE?

    The LIGHTSABER, STUPID! The one you're CARRYING. USE it. Go GUNG-HO on these GUNGANS.
     
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    Start your`s BONELESS dance, and yell: NOW... WHO`S YOUR DADDY!
     
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    Set your STATUS to PASSIVE and just CALMLY-

    FLAY THEM ALIVE WITH THE FARCE
     
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    You haven't destroyed them all out of hatred yet. They owe you what is called a Life Debt.

    ONCE MORE THE SITH WILL RULE THE GALAXY.
     
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    The latter. I was too much IN THE MOMENT to think of anything clever. :p
    It's perfect now
     
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    Convince them that the droids that took out Doop are extremely tasty and they should go eat them.
     
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    Always happy to improve a post with a retroactive Labyrinth reference.

    I take it you're paying attention to this, @Alamact?
     
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    Careful. He may give all the characters Bowie Bulges.
     
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    Whatever Al is doing must be substantial. Every time he skips an update, we get something awesome.
     
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    Probably collaborating with Lucasfilm to make Doop the protagonist of ep X XI and XII?Either that or Doop is Snoke!

    PS:I called it first!;)
     
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    Well... let's just say that I consider this my biggest update yet. It's mostly done, but a couple of filler panels are still incomplete.
    Oh, I wish I could do something more with this - but right now, it's just a glorified dance sequence. Maybe in the later updates.
    I actually tried this only to realize it doesn't really work with pixels underneath two separate lightning layers. Not sure if it's a blessing or a curse.
     
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    I don't think you have ever hyped an update before... :D

    Whatever it is, I can't wait to see it!
     
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    You ATTEMPT to REASON with the GUNGANS! The GUNGANS have NO REASON, therefore your whole PLAN is EFFECTIVELY MOOT! Think, SABER. Think! What do BRAINLESS ANIMALS LIKE for NO DAMNED REASON? CHEWING on IMPORTANT ELECTRONICS, that's right!

    "There are some mouth-watering droids just beyond this street. Go there and find out! The results may SHOCK you!"

    Oh, SABER, you CHEEKY BASTARD.


    It's not working though, isn't it? This HERD...? Wait, what does one even call a GROUP of GUNGANS? Apparently the DICTIONARY says CANCER.

    This CANCER of GUNGANS is just THAT MUCH DUMB. The SPECIMEN from which they were CLONED must have been MIND-FLAYINGLY STUPID. A TRUE PARAGON OF IDIOCY.

    There's NO HOPE for THESE POOR SOULS. You'll do what you must.

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    You try to LIFT and COLLAPSE the PILLAR BEHIND the CANCER to MERCY-KILL them. The OPTION of FLAYING THEIR MINDS ALIVE with the FORCE is a TAD EXTREME for you and APPARENTLY an ABILITY reserved only for your FORMER MASTER, STEVE. That is, if he wasn't SUCH A WIMP all the time.

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    You GIVE UP. There's NO LIGHTSABER for you to SABER YOUR WAY OUT this time. APPARENTLY, it's still SOMEWHERE in the DEPTHS of GRABBA'S PALACE. However, it is a WELL-KNOWN FACT that PRIMITIVE GESTURES such as DANCING are a form of UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE. Maybe it will be PRIMITIVE ENOUGH for the GUNGANS to UNDERSTAND.

    You PULL OUT your RETRO AUDIO SYSTEM and just PRAY to GET IT OVER WITH as QUICKLY as POSSIBLE.

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    DANCE, SABER! DANCE!

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    YOU DANCE HARDER.

    "I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."

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    IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING! AND THERE'S ZERO CHANCE OF THIS BLOWING UP IN YOUR FACE IN ANY MOMENT.

    The GUNGANS are PROBABLY getting a bit TOO EXCITED about all of this for COMFORT, ESPECIALLY if you consider the fact that your DANCING SKILLS are even WORSE than SHEPARD'S. Let's face it, it's because your DANCING is...

    THIS IS NOT HOW YOU THOUGHT YOUR DAY WAS GONNA GO.

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    Now that's just clearly OVERPOWERED.

    You are SAVED by a MYSTERIOUS RED-CLOAKED PERSON. It's like LITTLE RED SMUGGLING HOOD. Only BLUE.

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    MISSY: "What are you STANDING THERE ABOUT? I'm on YOUR SIDE!"

    SABER has INSUFFICIENT GIRLTALK. You continue standing there SPEECHLESS like a DOOFUS.

    MISSY: "Are you DIMWITTED!? Follow me to SAFETY before you get SHAGGED by these BUFFONS!"

    It seems you have LITTLE CHOICE but to COMPLY. SHAGGING is BAD.

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    Uh, Missy? This is usually the PART where you say some WITTY or BADASS ONE-LINER. You TOTALLY WASTED your REINTRODUCTION!

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    Those are some BIG BLUE BALLS, all things considered.

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    GRAND ADMIRAL SNOTE has WON the BATTLE and FORCED the REPUBLIC FLEET to go in FULL RETREAT. Also, he's as MOROSE as ever, perhaps ever MORE SO.

    SNOTE decides to CONTACT the REPUBLIC TROOPS led by SIS GUY on the SURFACE BELOW because he's such a GENTLEMANLY FELLOW.

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    TOTALLY NOT A VILLAIN. Also explains the REASON why we've never seen SNOTE SMILE before.

    There's just SO MUCH TRUSTWORTHINESS in the AIR right now.

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    Chapter 11: A Game of Clones

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    This CRAPPY ADVENTURE got ELEVEN CHAPTERS already? AND THERE'S STILL NO WORD OF A REVAN ANTHOLOGY MOVIE? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, DISNEY!? This is CLEARLY all your FAULT.

    You are now THE MELLOW FELLOW THAT DANTOOINE WAS PROMISED, but NOT the ONE IT NEEDS RIGHT NOW... since, well, you're in the STOCKADES and all. You are stuck sharing a cell with the FOULEST COLLECTION of LOATHSOME INDIVIDUALS... and LUNK. Also MUSCO! CAMEOS GALORE!

    You need to FIND a WAY to GET OUT of PRISON and CONVINCE the LOCAL RESISTANCE that the REPUBLIC is up to NO GOOD! Well, this time. They're usually good, right? You still trust in them, right!? The Republic would never HARM INNOCENTS for SIMPLE GAIN, of course!

    What do you do?
     
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    The stuff of NIGHTMARES! SERIOUSLY! On the list of things that are legit scary, a Snote smiling is definitely somewhere above the average.

    Also you really outdid yourself this time! Good work! Man, I'm actually getting all hyped up about the plot. Like, this could really be made into an awesome anthology movie! You can pull out the entire Snote-SIS dialogue exchange and turn it into a classic Star Wars scene. The dialogue is just so quality. Just imagine a bald Hugo Weaving in make-up rehearsing Snote's lines. He would be a Sith Lord as memorable as Sidious, and not some discount Plagueis we got in TFA. xD

    I forgot that Saber was Steve's apprentice and it was really literally at the beginning of the adventure! Lots of implication there if you consider all the major blast that went down between him and Mynock. Did Saber know about Steve's plans? Did he have a hand in them? Maybe that's why we never saw him in the original. He thought his master went nuts and gave up on the Sith Lord life, exiling himself to Nar Shaddaa or just reduced to wandering around neutral worlds.

    INSULT CAPTAIN PLAZMA over there for having ARMOR that's ALL SHINE and NO FUNCTION. Actually, INSULT ALL the FILTHY IMPS! Your PATRIOTISM must not be DENIED!
     
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    Make fun of the GUARD for having a very low skill in SECURITY.Have him prove his skill by using it on the CELL DOOR.Pray he actually HAS some skill in security,then unleash LUNK on him...
     
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    Yes for Chiss irises! Missy looks attractive with those. Saber is a lucky guy to be constantly rescued by all these pretty damsels. ;)
     
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