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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    QUIT while you're BEHIND... WAY BEHIND... and let MISSY HANDLE THIS.
     
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    "Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Saber the Kind? I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you. Or anyone really. He sucked. Big time. He also isn't canon. Why isn't he canon, Pablo? What did Saber ever do to you? KILL you in your SLEEP!?"
    Oh man, you missed the character templates! :D
    And Saber's Theme! I imagine you had a lot of stuff to catch up to.
     
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    You can't make me bleed my own blood.
     
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    See, that's what happens when the author is too lazy to update the thread for four days straight!
    [​IMG]

    You take the FIRST STEPS towards CONVINCING COLUMBO to join your CAUSE by OFFERING your GREEN and YELLOW lightsaber crystals to SATISFY and RECONCILE the FEMME FATALES.

    COLUMBO: "No, no, you don't get it, do you?"
    SABER: "I don't get anything. Not even for Life Day."
    COLUMBO: "Geez, that's pathetic, bud; but you can't give lightsaber crystals to those two."
    SABER: "Well, why the hell not?"
    COLUMBO: "One's called Blue Lightsaber Crystal. The other is called Green Lightsaber Crystal. See, they're the *real gems* of the Jedi Enclave."

    You can hear MISSY let out a DISGUSTED GROAN in the background. You'd also witness her ROLLING her EYES FURIOUSLY if the CHISS weren't all OUTDATED at the present.

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    SABER: "Okay, okay! I get it! The Femme Falates are gems and irreplaceable! Although I *swear* I could have seen a couple of those in Nar Shaddaa alleys."
    COLUMBO: "I BEG your pardon?"
    SABER: "Moving on!"

    SABER: "So, the next item on the list is my very own Mr. Saber's Armor Cleanser! Surely you dreamt about being a shiny hero?"
    COLUMBO: "What makes you say I already aren't, punk?"
    SABER: "No, no, you're clearly a hero! Your chassis could use a definite scrub, though."
    COLUMBO: "That's how I like it. Dark, gritty and dirty. I'm not some superhero fairytale to you. I'm a REAL detective with a REAL job."

    You're losing the BATTLE here, SABER.

    SABER: "Missy..."

    There's only ONE WAY FORWARD. You need to SHOW him your AWESOME BACKSTORY.

    [​IMG]

    NO. NOT *THAT* BACKSTORY!

    The OTHER ONE.

    [​IMG]

    Back when you and GENERAL FUX were just LITTLE KIDS YOUNGLINGS on ZIOST and MILLICENT was always coming up with ways to ruin your POORLY DESIGNED CASTLES.

    Well, I guess this would explain your IRRATIONAL FEAR of CATS, at least.

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    SABER: "So, I guess this would kinda explain why I still try to drink oil from time to time. You know how it goes; old habits die hard and what not. However, I have this unfortunate disease called Ihaterobotoilness that's totally not made up and it makes me unable to stomach robot oil."
    COLUMBO: "Fascinating! Do continue!"

    Meanwhile, MISSY is POINTING a GUN at her HEAD and contemplating the BENEFITS of SUICIDE.

    [​IMG]

    You give a BRIEF RECAP of all the SH*T that has HAPPENED to you in SUCH a SHORT SPAN of TIME in the hopes that COLUMBO might PITY your MISERABLE PINCER ASS.

    Oh boy, WHAT a JOURNEY it's BEEN. To think that you COULD have ENJOYED a SIMPLE EVENING in that WATERED-DOWN ESTABLISHMENT drinking CHEAP BOOZE and not go GALLIVANTING across the GALAXY with MEAN STRANGERS fills you with REGRET.

    You just HAD to go and LOOK for RATCHET, DIDN'T YOU?

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    Whilst you were BUSY telling your LIFE STORY to COLUMBO, MISSY took the OPPORTUNITY and SWIPED the KEY PASS from COLUMBO'S BELONGINGS because CHOICES MATTER, DAMMIT!

    [​IMG]

    COLUMBO takes PITY on you, but only BECAUSE you actually took the time to TELL HIM what the hell is GOING ON HERE. He will JOIN you on your QUEST to DEFEND DANTOOINE from the ATTACK of the CLONES of the PHANTOM MENACE!

    [​IMG]

    Why does SABER get all the COOL STUFF?

    Oh, that's right. Because it wouldn't HELP HIM one BIT.

    To the CONTROL ROOM!

    [​IMG]

    Your EFFORTS to REACH the CONTROL ROOM have been THWARTED by your CHOICES MATTERING. Since you TOOK your SWEET TIME exploring the CRYSTAL CAVE, the FORWARD SCOUTING PARTY has come EARLY to ANNOY the EVERLIVING SH*T out of you!

    What do you do?
     
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    When I realized what was going on in that Fux-Saber panel:

    [​IMG]

    Bless you JJ for creating the character so we could have panels like these. xD
     
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    Annoy the Gungans more than they can annoy you and your party. Since you learned about what Gungans despise the most during your time in community college when you sat next to a Gungan in your Musical Appreciation class. Gungans hate it when you pretend to play kazoo when you hold a semi-clenched fist to your lips and make "duck" sounds... whatever a duck is.
     
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    I believe it's time to test out our new pawn companion.Send COLUMBO to deal with this nuisance, just make it look like you're not using him, but you rather respect his skills and leadership and trust him to take the initiative on this one.
    While he's busy, brag to MISSY about your charm and recruiting skills.
     
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    +1. a diplomatic solution is always...

    ...oh who am i kidding--they're gungans!
    KILL the stupid ears off those slope-necked twiddlers.
     
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    This was a great update!! A flashback AND a montage?? I'm speechless.

    Also, still trying to wrap my head around the implications of Fux and Saber as childhood playmates...
     
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    General Fux needs to make a triumphant return. :D

    He is Dantooine's only hope!
     
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    +1 for more Fux.
     
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    I fully support but don't forget Millicent!

    Speaking about that, I love Fux's T-shirt in the flashback. Is Ben one of his friends? Or one of Matt's maybe?
    Saber's hairstyle is wonderful too! :D
     
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    This is freakin increadible
     
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    Here's my input:

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    No need to thank me. All in a couple of minutes' work.
    --- Double Post Merged, Aug 29, 2016, Original Post Date: Aug 29, 2016 ---
    LEAD the SCOUTS to the PLEASURE ROOM and MANOEUVER them into it. Then STRIKE two of your CRYSTALS together, creating a SPARK that sets the OILY POOL AFLAME, INCINERATING the SCOUTS.

    REPEAT as needed.
     
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    [​IMG]

    It's something...
     
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    this needs to be a real character immediately ~ hahahaha
     
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    This tends to happen with this thread for some strange unexplained reason... :p

    DO ALL OF THIS, but do a COMBO by spilling your ARMOR CLEANSER on the floor and planting the ROTTEN FISH as a part of a DELIBERATE TRAP. ROTTEN FISH are SLIPPERY when WET and your ARMOR CLEANSER is just SLIPPERY but also WET so BASIC ARITHMETIC and COMMON SENSE tell you that this is the WINNING COMBINATION!
     
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    Dat flash-back montage. I'm all verklempt.

    Surely the THREE of you can DEFEAT TWO MEASLY GUNGAN CLONES, right? .... right?
     
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    But these clones are sourced from Pickles Pickles: ancestor of Jar Jar Binks and resident commander of Big Boss Gas' army.
     
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    How did the scouts get into the enclave when you sealed the wall with rocks? Ask Colombo about additional entrances and secure them after dealing with these menaces. And by "dealing with these menaces", I mean "let Missy deal with them." Since she's competent in combat, and all.
     
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