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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    So the only thing we lose is get Dantooine back under Imperial occupation? I can get behind that. :p

    I mean it wasn't THAT bad in Chapter 8, right? Actually when you think about it, Alamact has given us three positive choices with no personal loss to our current playable character. We're here to choose how the Act ends and where Saber will go from here.

    I wonder if this thing would have had a different context if we fled with Jun Bland instead of facing SIS Guy...
     
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    CONTACT GENERAL FUX for the SUPPORT OF THE SITH EMPIRE. SABER MUST UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES, PROVE STEVE WRONG.

    NOT TO MENTION THE CHISS ASCENDANCY AND THEIR MEAGER CLONES ACQUIESCE TO DISORDER. WE CANT HAVE THAT NOW CAN WE?
     
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    There's NO STOPPING this IMPERIAL PLOT!

    ALL ABOARD THE FUX HYPE TRAIN!
     
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    I like choice #3. It provides a continuation of random bullshitery. A plot that makes sense just makes too much sense. Don't give any Fux! Acquiesce to disorder and ish. It's the cool thing.

    PS. You didn't TM Honour, and the Mandalorian's lawyers would like a word with you.
     
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    Goooood. Goooooood!!!! (pwned)

    Choo choo muthaf#@ka!
     
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    Use it and call Fux. We can handle the concequences ! Moreover, with Fux's help...
    And remember that the clones are Gungans ! [ironical mode ON] The most dangerous and intelligent race of the galaxy ! [ironical mode OFF]
     
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    Ironic? :confused: I think you mean sarcastic :), unless you are referring to the fact that they are unintentionally dangerous under certain circumstanes.

    And remember, Jar Jar Binks has fought and defeated beings as powerful as Mother Talzin :D! So I wouldn't underestimate them.
     
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    Looks like I forgot to implement @Voxx's suggestion with the last update. These things tend to happen when you're freaking tired and it's the middle of the night. The gag would have been that RATCHET is TOO AGITATED to CONFORM to SABER'S DUMB GAMEPLAY CONTRIVANCES.

    Now would also probably be a good time to unveil the official Act II splash image, courtesy of the mighty @Wraloa_Craubo.

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    Yes. These are, unfortunately, our heroes.
    This is EXACTLY the reason I offered up the choice. Not saying it's the best one to go, but I wanted us to have all the different flavors. Well... except the salty ones, I suppose.
     
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    Use the Empire. They've got style, but that need not stop there.
    You shall offer FUX every available information on the planet's state. He, in return, will grant you an invitation to the Empire's Legal Operators on the Battlefield and Secret Trusted REpresentatives unit! Win-Win situation.
     
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    Yes, sorry for my vocabulary mistake.:( But, you know, just after waking up, the mind still inside dreams about a galaxy far, far away...:D

    OK for Mother Talzin but if we have Fux and Millicent with us, what could turn wrong ?
     
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    Well, everyone makes mistakes, so it doesn't really matter :).
     
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    I wanna support this so badly on principle but...
    LOBSTRE SQUAD, man! This is too just damn good to ignore.
    Looks like Missy has started to really embrace her Red persona. :D
    And she said to Saber that she didn't like it. Typical!
    She now reminds me of Femshep somehow.
     
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    Oh, it's gorgeous. Very nice. And I love how it's these three who are the faces of the comic. Which really sums it all up, haha!
     
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    This part got me, that was a good belly laugh. Pure poetry, Al. I love the dynamic between Ratchet and Missy. In a way I feel there's a "Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her" moment coming.

    Also, I feel like this little feud may have potential to somehow draw Missy closer to Saber, out of jealousy. Like, she wasn't interested until she saw Saber's cute (don't let that "wrench wench" talk fool you) friend. Chiss chicks. Sigh. That and, I am a hopeless romantic and can't give up on the Red+Blue=Purple Love subplot.

    Now let's get down to brass tacks. Option two. USE the TERMINAL and get FUX involved in this phantom clone mayhem! Surely he can...
    Wipe them out. All of them. (pwned)
     
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    I don't think anything I say will have any effect on the choice whatsoever anymore. :D

    It's General Fux all the way it seems!
    I think Alamact was going for that day and night difference between a stuck up socialite and a rough Mandalorian mechanic girl.
    I don't know about that but you do seem to have a point about Missy being on the defensive all of a sudden. :p



    ...or maybe she's just mean to filthy plebs by default.
     
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    Hahaha probably more likely, either way I will enjoy the hell out of it!

    edit: I almost forgot to commend @Wraloa_Craubo on the awesome artwork for Act II. Love it, great job!
     
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    Damn it, now I want to do a Mandalorian lawyer gag.
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    You DECIDE to PRESS the BUTTON with HONOURE™.

    Surely this is going to be the CORRECT CHOICE.

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    Yep. Your VAGUELY ANTAGONISTIC OPPONENTS are certainly DYING HONOUREABLY™ HERE.

    Nothing UNETHICAL in PERMANENTLY SNUFFING the LIFE OUT of a SENTIENT DROID, no SIR!

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    DANTOOINE, everyone! The REPUBLIC'S very own RAXUS PRIME!

    The RUST LEGION are GOING to have a FIELD DAY collecting all of this SCRAP METAL.

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    Okay, well this is JUST DISTURBING.

    You BETTER HOPE your MESSAGE to FUX GOT THROUGH, lest you SUFFER DEFEAT at the HANDS of the MOST DISHONOUREABLE™ of FOES!

    It's TIME to LAY DOWN your INCOMPETENCE and TAKE UP ARMS.

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    You will be the HERO the EMPIRE NEEDS, but DEFINITELY not the ONE it DESERVES right now. Or ever.

    You will CHANGE its COURSE from WITHIN for the BETTERMENT of the COMMON MAN and FINISH what STEVE BEGAN so long ago before he went COMPLETELY NUTS!

    You will ACHIEVE this by SITTING DOWN like a LAZY IDIOT.


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    Or maybe not.

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    Maybe it's TIME for you to CLAIM your DESTINY and all that MUMBO-JUMBO FORCE CRAP they TEACH you at the ACADEMY.

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    Does this LOOK like the FACE of a WINNER!?

    Well, you PROBABLY don't want THAT answered right now. It's going to RUIN your MOMENT.

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    CONGRATULATIONS! You've CRAFTED your LIGHTSABER.

    Your ARTIFICE SKILL has INCREASED to 2.

    Isn't GRINDING PROFESSION SKILLS WONDERFUL?

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    Yep. WE'RE SO BONED.

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    Okay, Saber. I gotta HAND it to YOU. That was ACTUALLY RATHER EPIC.

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    Chapter 12: Sweet Bucks of General Fux

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    Wait a moment.

    What's GOING ON here?


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    What is this?

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    Oh, LOOK. A SHINY HOLOCRON.

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    Oh, no...

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    You know FULLY WELL what this IS.

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    Oh, for FUX'S SAKE!

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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER and you have ENTERED your WORST NIGHTMARE... FLASHBACK LAND!

    You can CLEARLY TELL that this is some form of a DREAM SEQUENCE because the GRASS is PURPLE. No, wait, that's NOT IT. It was ALWAYS PURPLE. You are now located in this IDYLLIC VALLEY of BACKSTORIES found on the PLANET of the PAST. If HELL ITSELF ever EXISTED in the GALAXY, this PLACE would be IT.

    In front you lie some BACKGROUND CHARACTERS. One is a CHISS OFFICER of the ASCENDANCY; the OTHER a SEASONED SMUGGLER.

    What do you do?
     
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    This update is worth... 60 PORTIONS.

    [​IMG]
     
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    DAMN RIGHT IT IS!
     
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    Inquire as to what the smuggler is seasoned with. You rather enjoy garlic, black pepper, and cumin and hope he has some knowledge of how to cook with such since you are famished.

    As for the Chiss, just wink at him. You hear Chiss like being winked at.
     
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