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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. GingerByte

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    Yes, yes... ...100 times yes! It must also draw inspiration from a similar scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
     
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    Show TYREN the MAGIC BEANS CIGARS you got from selling your COW LIGHTSABER to the SMUGGLER. When your MASTER inevitably DISAPPROVES, PLANT them and wait for a giant BEAN STALK TABAC VINE to grow, leading to RICHES beyond your WILDEST DREAMS within this DREAM.
     
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    DOOP YOUR MASTER. NEED I SAY MORE?
     
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    KISS MASTER'S BOOTS
     
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    This is TOO OUT OF CHARACTER for DOOP. DOOP is no PATHETIC BOOT KISSER like SABER! DOOP does things BY HIMSELF FOR HIMSELF.
     
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    Perhaps he is analysing master's boot's sole coating composition? The shoe most likely has picked up various material from all the different environments he has traversed.
     
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    Not a bad idea! and maybe these materials are valuable!
     
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    Yes, material such as Bantha poodoo is highly prized by collectors such as Jabba :D.
     
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    I kinda wanted to ask this earlier, but... if Saber has a curved hilt lightsaber like Dooku, does that mean he prefers to use the Makashi form?
     
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    I actually thought about this one time. Lightsaber forms tend to be a pretty neat way of giving Force users some extra bits of character. Basically, out of the current ones we've seen thus far, I'd say:

    Darth Saber and Steve are, indeed, Makashi users. Seems to fit their personas the most, especially Steve's - who, by extension, logically passed down that knowledge to Saber. Doop is fairly proficient in Ataru, I'd say - think young Obi-Wan Kenobi as Padawan type of fighting. By contrast, his Master prefers the use of the defensive Soresu form - the irony being that he still gets the everliving sh*t beaten out of him. Darth Antaganis is a master of Niman, and Snote actually never got past Shii-Cho, but I guess you could say his understanding of that basic form is so good it comes out on par against the rest.

    Regarding the update, it'll come in the next 24 hours. Too tired this evening to do anything, really. I'm off to bed for tonight.
     
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    Ata-doop?

    Pleasant dreams...
     
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    Do the sacred dance of greeting! It was taught to you long ago by... well you don't quite remember where you learned it, but it has long been known that your master's preferred form of greeting is such a dance. In fact, some claim that he is unable to properly acknowledge anyone who is not doing the dance. It's part of his culture or something you think.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Your FOLLOWING of the DREAM PROTOCOL earns you OMINOUS FORESHADOWING from MASTER TYREN, one of the FEW JEDI who aren't that much INTO FORCE MYSTICISM and WHAT NOT.

    Hey, WAIT a MINUTE.

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    "MASTER TYREN" wanted to DOOP the DOOP!

    Well, TOO BAD for HIM then, because YOU won't be FOOLED that EASILY!

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    SNOTE: "No, indeed I am not."

    CUE SOUND EFFECT.

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    You MAKE the FOOLISH ATTEMPT of SELLING your BOX of CIGARS to SNOTE.

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    SNOTE: "I don't smoke."
    DOOP: "No, no. You just snote, right?"

    SNOTE: "I am the one asking questions here."

    Yeah, SURE. VAGUE EXPOSITION definitely COUNTS as a pile of QUESTIONS.

    SNOTE: "Your avarice is surprising, for a Jedi Knight. While it would, no doubt, be intriguing to indulge it further, there are things I wish to know."
    DOOP: "No, you're not getting my credit card number."

    SNOTE: "What is your name?"
    DOOP: "Grabba the Hutt."
    SNOTE: "That's not how this works."
    DOOP: "Well, to hell with your rules!"

    SNOTE: "What is your quest?"
    DOOP: "I told you already! I just want my space bucks!"
    SNOTE: "The mighty Jedi have fallen far indeed. And what is your favorite color, you covetous barbarian?"
    DOOP: "This is stupid. You're stupid."

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    SNOTE ignites his DUAL LIGHTSABERS.

    MAYBE PISSING OFF a SITH LORD when you have TRADED your ONLY LIGHTSABER for a BOX of WORTHLESS CIGARS wasn't SUCH a GOOD IDEA, DOOP!

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    Why, it's just LIKE a DISCOUNT DUEL of the FATES, everyone!

    It seems you'll have to REUSE your BRILLIANTLY COURAGEOUS TACTIC from when you last faced against GRAND ADMIRAL SNOTE.

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    NOPE!

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    So MUCH for TURNING that NIGHTMARE into a WET DREAM. You are now SURROUNDED by a SITH LORD and the HORROR SQUAD. Also, you are PRETTY MUCH DEFENSELESS for this ENCOUNTER.

    What do you do?
     
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    Well this is a dream right? Try pinching yourself or jumping off that cliff into the river (swan dive optional).

    EDIT: Wait, diving into the river WOULD return this nightmare into a wet dream.
     
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    What the f*ck are Steve's cronies doing in Doop's dream?

    UNIMAGINE THEM from EXISTENCE.
     
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    LAZY ALAMACT LAZILY REUSING LAZILY MADE STUFF!




    ...just kidding. :D

    I like the new theme we got too, that low tone brass segment sounds fearsome and intimidating!
     
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    Same guys?

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    I can't be the only one to see this?
    Please consider making the Mando Jedi a Niman user too! :D
    It's my favorite form!
     
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    Wait- it wasn't your Master, how do we know this is even Snote?? ALAMACT HAS IMPOSED CHARACTER INCEPTION. A Master within a Snote within a... ?????

    If it IS Snote, he has already TOLD YOU how to DEFEAT him.

    LIGHT ONE UP AND BLOW THAT SWEET SMOKE UP SNOTE'S SNOUT!
     
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    Post's very own accompanying track. It creates a nice buildup.;)


    You're in an extremely tight spot. No chance of fighting against them, no chance of making the zombies suddenly realise they have rights too (that'd be Saber's game), no chance of dooping ™ them, and, finally, no chance of suddenly waking up. That'd be cheap.* It seems you are left with a SINGLE choice. You wished this day would NEVER come, but here we are anyway. It is time for you to unleash your hidden talent on the galaxy. Your uncle made you attend these lessons for a reason, and that very decision may just save your life right now. You are ready to make these guys finally understand. Doop....it is time for you to sing.

    *Cheap is Doop's middle name but...come on.
     
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    Very well spotted. We can use this.

    Time to USE the FORCE, DOOP! FORCE PULL your LIGHTSABER back from ZOMBIE SMUGGLER and EXECUTE a flawless attack using ATA-DOOP form, beheading the monsters FLANKING you. THROW in a CUTTING REMARK to ZOMBIE ALAN: "No further QUESTIONS."

    Then proceed as per @DarthSnow's suggestion:

     
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