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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    STAND PRECARIOUSLY on the EDGE of the FRONT PART of the BARGE and PEER INTO into the DARKNESS BELOW to see what happened to THAT RATCHETY GIRL, certainty not leaving yourself open to UNINTENTIONALLY (or NOT SO UNINTENTIONALLY) being PUSHED OVER said EDGE. Or RECEIVING A WEDGIE just like in your ACADEMY DAYS.
     
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  2. Alamact

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    You approach the ledge of the pleasure barge to see absolutely NO TRACE of the RATCHETY GIRL. She's LONG GONE. On the upside, no one can give you SUPER SITH WEDGIES this time. This time, you come prepared with your ROBE. Oh, that's right, BULLIES. No more EASE OF ACCESS.

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    FAKE-RATCHET has had enough of your HIJINKS and pushes you off the barge! FAKE-RATCHET seems to forget that you're a SITH LORD. It is time to REMIND HER.

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    Well, that was ANTICLIMACTIC...

    Let's try that again, shall we?

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    You land successfully near the MANDALORIAN JEDI. Seeing as how Ratchet is a MANDALORIAN herself, maybe he knows where she actually is, even though Cancerous already promised to bring her to you.

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    The Jedi frankly doesn't give a damn that you're a Sith Lord and all, so he decides to HELP YOU OUT.

    He tells you that RATCHET never went to this PARTICULAR PARTY. Hang on... if that's the case, then what the hell is Cancerous bringing to you!?

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    You return to the central part of the barge to find a WOMAN next to CANCEROUS whose TRUE PURPOSE of her HAIRDO escapes you. You are, however, certain beyond the shadow of a doubt that it must be some kind of KOWAKIAN MONKEY-LIZARD NESTING GROUND.

    Still no apparent sign of Ratchet, though.

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    You realize, too late, that this is the ACTUAL RATCHET you ASKED FOR. CANCEROUS is seen smirking in the background.

    You now face the QUEEN OF ALL RATCHETS. Her make-up is already smearing all across her greasy face after each consecutive FOOTSTOMP she takes.

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    THE RATCHET QUEEN has approached you, the NAR SHADDAA DANCE CLUB equivalent of a BOSS FIGHT.

    What do you do?
     
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    DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY TO YOU!?
     
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  4. *Definetly Not A Sith Lord*

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    Use a hyperspace-double combo-Pure Blood Sith-ish power wedgie!It gives you minus 20 with the girls but hey!What you have to do is what you have to do.
     
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    Oh boy... You're going to have to use every technique in your ability bar... And maybe create some new ones.

    First, try to distract the ratchet girl.. "Omg! I think I saw a girl wearing your dress in that other room." Failing that, try to interrupt the ratchet girl's technique by entering into a pitch on your wonderful new armor cleanser, hoping you'll bore her away. Failing that, smoothly describe how broke you are "I just wish I could afford a drink, ya know? It sucks being broke in Nar Shaddaa" in hopes of scaring her off. Failing that, and seeing that the ratchet girl is about to begin a rant that will last at least 20 minutes on how other girls in this club are basic compared to her self-described high-end sense of style, you have to find another interrupt. A thought dawns on you: you need to get this ratchet girl wrapped up in some drama! Tell her that you saw the Mandolorian over there checking her out and you think you heard him remark on his vibe for her, but now it looks like FAKE-RATCHET is about to go hit on him...

    Ideally a fight breaks out between the Mando, the ratchet girl, fake-ratchet and cancerous, which you can use as an opportunity to swoop in and drag fake-ratchet away with, thereby freeing yourself to chase Fluke and find Real-Ratchet while simultaneously teaching Fake-Ratchet a lesson not to mess with you.
     
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    Tell her that the Mando behind you thinks she has a huuuuuge butt, the kind he likes, he cannot lie.
     
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  7. Alamact

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    I'd like to point out that we've just reached the 100th comic panel. Congratulations to us! Next stop: 100 pages!

    As I'm sure you've noticed, the rating system works slightly differently here:
    • Funny is for the hilarious, farcical stuff we normally get around here.
    • Like is for those suggestions that have good plot potential.
    • Friendly is for supporting someone else's suggestion (gee, what a surprise there!).
    • Wise is for those generally good ideas, doing something useful for once, thinking in advance and such.
    • Great Post is for "so dumb that it's actually good", thinking outside the box, or suggesting something so funny that a Funny rating just isn't enough.
    Use the ratings; help out your fellow user. Gotta get dem credits!

    Now let's make the Casino great again!
     
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  8. Pomojema

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    It never was not great. Don't make me stump you!
     
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  9. Alamact

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    Nice to see you're still lurking around here, Pomojema! Why not make a suggestion or two at this point? :D
     
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    I'm busy with other obligations, bub. But when I get the chance, I'd love to participate.

    Also, while I have MSPA on the brain, I need to catch up on Homestuck.
     
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    GREAT work Alamact.It looks that the Game will be a HIT for sure in The Cantina.Congrats my friend.Keep it up ;).
     
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  12. Alamact

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    Homestuck is about as classic as you can get, really. Always great to meet someone who appreciates the oldschool MSPAs.
    Thank you for the kind words, Light Savior!

    But, to loosely quote the original guy who ran Old Republic Paint Adventures: the stories and characters in this project are a product of the community. I'm just here to illustrate and throw a curveball here and there, but you are the ones telling me where our protagonists need to go.
     
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    [​IMG]

    You want to be free of this pain. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it.

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    You point out that FAKE-RATCHET is obviously trying to steal the QUEEN'S STYLE. Surely a woman of her GRANDSTANDING won't suffer such a SHAMELESS INDIGNITY.

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    "Nuh-uh, hun. She clearly can't afford my swag."

    This'll be a lot harder than you initially thought.

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    Frozen in place by her OVERPOWERING PRESENCE, you patch together an alternate plan of dealing with the RATCHET QUEEN.

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    You decide to ask the HELMETED MANDALORIAN to come to your aid.

    The Ratchet Queen is INFURIATED that she is no longer the CENTER of ATTENTION.

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    YOU HAVE STARTED THE WITCH.

    Maybe this wasn't such a good idea, after all.

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    The MANDALORIAN gets RAMMED OFF the PLEASURE BARGE and now you're next!

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    You reflexively use your FORCE CHOKE ability and send the HORRID DEVIL back into the pits of hell.

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    Since she was ultimately innocent and DID NO HARM to others, you EARN +1 to your RED POINTS. Your SITH ETHICS PROFESSOR would be SO DISAPPOINTED in you right now.

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    However, you earn +300 REPUTATION with the LADIES for being the ULTIMATE BADASS.

    Worth it.

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    UH-OH. This doesn't bode well.

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    GRABBA THE HUTT himself has appeared via holo to greet you. It looks like you just killed his TOP SCHUTTA.

    You have interfered in his affairs for the FIRST and LAST TIME.

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    FAKE-RATCHET takes this opportunity to sneak away. The SELF-PROCLAIMED ARCHON of the HUTTS starts to laugh a VILLAINOUS LAUGH. You're pretty sure he's just consecutively bellowing the word "HUE".

    You had no idea he was a Raxus Browns fan.

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    Grabba's LOYAL BODYGUARDS and PIGGSY THE SECRETARY appear out of nowhere and surround you!

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    You, my friend, have officially hit the end of your night. Did you achieve what you set out to do? Why, look at that! Absolutely not.

    In hindsight, this was all FAKE-RATCHET'S fault.

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    Chapter 2: Taking Out the Trash

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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER. You're pretty sure the PLOT has ALMOST COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, even though you're indisputably the MAIN CHARACTER of the STORY. You have landed somewhere in the CORELLIAN SECTOR of NAR SHADDAA and a whole adventure lies ahead of you. Having escaped the CHISS ASCENDANCY aboard their STAR CRUISER "BLUEBALLS", you are free to resume your SEARCH for the ULTIMATE CANTINA.

    Right now, you are located on a LANDING PAD. In front of you is the OBLIGATORY AFTER-PROLOGUE MERCHANT, also known as the FABULOUS TWI'LEK, GIB FORTUNA. Next to him are SOLDIERS dressed in RUSTED ARMOR.

    What do you do?
     
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    Poor water from the water container behind the Twil'lek into two plastic cups that you somehow manage to have in your pocket.Give it to the Mandalorians and tell'em it'll be 20£ each(plus 5% tax).They are really mad....but they give you the money.You take the money and go to Twil"lek and pay him to be your companion(you're kinda lonely by know).He's glad to do it and you go TOGETHER to the CORRELIAN SECTOR!
     
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    I agree with you, it is better to sneak around with GIB FORTUNA, than alone.
     
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    You enter TOYDARIAN MODE. It is time to MAKE SOME CREDITS.

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    Through your COVETOUS RESOLVE you conveniently remember that you have TWO CONVENIENT EMPTY CUPS of WATER. HOW CONVENIENT!

    You fill them with water, now intent to sell them at the REASONABLE SUM of 150 CREDITS to the TWO MANDALORIANS over there. You've never been as sure of a deal in your life before.

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    The ARMORED INDIVIDUALS are ANNOYED that you mistook them for MANDALORIANS for they are the RUST LEGION, even though CLEARLY NOTHING gave that information away beforehand like their RUSTED ARMOR or DIFFERENTLY SHAPED HELMETS.

    They THREATEN you with their RIFLES for this MOMENT of INSOLENCE.

    What do you do?
     
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    Tell them it's all the Twil'lek's fault.
     
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    This. Its pretty much a fact of life that it is ALWAYS the Twi'lek's fault.
     
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    Mate,you forgot about the gungans!Don't forget about the gungans!
     
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    Agreed, although I don't support racism against Twi'leks, it is your best option ;) Or you could enlist him for aid I suppose, but where's the fun in that.
     
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