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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Say "Well, well, the Rust Legion, ay? How about you fellas put down your blasters before I introduce my lightsaber to your Lust Regions?"

    Then whip out your lightsabers only to realize it won't turn on. It must have been damaged during your cowardly, rushed retreat aboard the Chiss ship.

    Look around sheepishly and say "Well, Rust Legion, I was JUST LEAVIN'" and try to run away in cowardice once again...
     
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    This one's a winner.
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    You THREATEN the RUST LEGION with THREATENING THREATS of your OWN.

    "Well, well, the Rust Legion, eh? How about you fellas put down your blasters before I introduce my lightsaber to your Lust Regions?"

    Unfortunately for you, your LIGHTSABER is NO LONGER in a WORKING CONDITION. In other words, you CAN'T GET IT UP.

    Talk about an awkward moment...

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    You decide to CAST BLAME on the UNSUSPECTING TWI'LEK. After all, those LAND-COVETING TAILHEADS are NEVER UP TO ANY GOOD.

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    GIB FORTUNA decides to BRIBE the RUST LEGIONNAIRES with a HUMBLE SUM of 5,000 CREDITS, packaged with a bonus PUCE LIGHTSABER salvaged from the KNIGHTS OF JOSSH, if they but POLITELY KICK YOUR ASS and REMOVE you from THE PREMISES.

    Well, then, it seems there's only one thing left to do: you have to OUTBID the GIB!

    The RUST LEGIONNAIRES consider their situation well before telling you this:

    "Make your offer."
     
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    Tell them to wait few minutes then go to your twilek "friend" and quietly try to make a deal: "Look dude just borrow me your cool lighsaber and i will easily finish this tight situation coz i am the most badass jedi knight you ever saw, probably the only one you ever saw, and afterwards we can go get some drink, hows that sound for you my yellow friend huh?"xD
     
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    Offer them the TWI'LEKs money in EXCHANGE for nothing.
     
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    You SUMMON the FORCE GHOST of your GREAT GRANDFATHER, FLAPPY THE SHREWD. With his BLESSING, you PROCEED to offer the RUST LEGIONNAIRES the DEAL of their LIVES.

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    You OFFER them GIB'S EXACT DEAL (quite literally) in EXCHANGE for DOING NOTHING. Doing nothing is less than kicking your butt, clearly, so the legionnaires have no choice but to accept the BETTER PROPOSAL. Since no one cares about the Twi'leks, this is a WIN-WIN SCENARIO.

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    You ALSO give them your OLD, MALFUNCTIONING YELLOW LIGHTSABER for the FANCY PUCE ONE. With the deal made, you have nothing left but to PROCEED into the BOWELS of the CORELLIAN SECTOR.

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    You have now arrived into the SHADY APARTMENT COMPLEX of the CORELLIAN SECTOR. Above you, a GRIZZLED VETERAN is selling PAZAAK DECKS and even PROMISES to PART with his SPECIAL GOLDEN CARD for a REASONABLE PRICE. Once again, the GARBAGE PATROL *ahem* RUST LEGION is ACTING ALL TOUGH around these parts. There's also that OUTLAW POSTER you saw on the CHISS SHIP, only this time COUPLED with a POSTER of a FEMALE SMUGGLER as well!

    Oh, there's also a TWI'LEK REPUBLIC OFFICER doing some PAPERWORK, but who gives a damn, really?

    What do you do?
     
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    Try to get it off with the Twi'lek.Smoothe-talk her into being your companion for a small price of introducing her to Real-Rachet(fudge,you thought she'll be into you).You accept it and she's you companion!
     
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    Okay. Here we go.

    Using the CUPS OF WATER you're still CARRYING AROUND from you PREVIOUS ENCOUNTER, you POUR them over the RUST LEGIONNAIRES, causing them to FREEZE WITH RUST so that they DON"T INTERFERE with your SHENANIGANS. Also because you just don't like the RUST LEGION.

    Using the +300 REPUTATION with the LADIES awarded to DARTH SABER via the SUDDENLY EXISTANT LEGACY SYSTEM in your CHARACTER SHEET, you convince the TWI'LEK REPUBLIC OFFICER to inspect the GRIZZLED VETERAN'S STREET MERCHANT PAPERWORK for APPROPRIATE AUTHORISATION. While he's distracted you SWIPE his SPECIAL GOLDEN CARD. Who wants to pay REASONABLE PRICES? SERIOUSLY?
     
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    Okay, realizing that these Rust Legion guys must be all over the planet/moon, you concoct a crazy plan:

    Logout and switch charactera to Darth Saber, craft a bunch of armor polish, and mail them back to your Jedi-self.

    Now approach the Rust Legion and show them the wonders of this amazing armor polish. Sell them a sh*tload of it, make bank and increase your Rust Legion Reputation to max instantaneously.

    Now use your newfound max rep with the Rust Legion to gain very convenient tips on the whereabouts of important NPCs and plot points from them regarding the next step of your journey.

    Then promptly ignore the pointers for the time being and sit down to do some good old fashioned gambling with Pazaak, using all your new money wealth from selling off the fruits of Darth Saber's hard labor.
     
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    You decide that the BEST WAY to progress further in your quest is to FORCEFULLY ask the help of a BENEVOLENT DEVIL PERSON YOU'VE NEVER MET IN YOUR LIFE by making a PRODUCT YOU'VE NEVER BEFORE SEEN.

    BENEVOLENT DEVIL PERSON can't do JACK-SH*T from inside his PRISON CELL.
    This puts you at a difficult predicament, for sure. You're the one HAVING IT TOUGH in this arrangement BY FAR.

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    Having to ACTUALLY put some EFFORT instead, you POUR WATER over the DUMPSTER BOYS. You're not sure whether or not this has had ANY EFFECT on them WHATSOEVER. You SUCCESSFULLY WASTE ONE CUP of WATER. Bravo!

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    STEALING REPUTATION POINTS from BENEVOLENT DEVIL PERSON via some CONVOLUTED, LARGELY USELESS "LEGACY" SYSTEM, you lower yourself to CHATTER with a FEMALE TWI'LEK SPECIMEN. You convince her to CHECK UP on the GRIZZLED VETERAN'S TRADING AUTHORIZATION, because guess what? Turns out doing something like that is a perfectly REASONABLE, SENSIBLE THING to do inside a SHADY APARTMENT COMPLEX.

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    YOINK.

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    You have found the ULTRA RARE TIEBREAKER CARD. If CARDS could be DOUCHEBAGS, this CARD would be it. It is AT LEAST worth 15,000 CREDITS in SELECT CIRCLES.

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    You arrive to a CONVENIENTLY BOTTLENECKED CORRIDOR, complete with OBNOXIOUS SIGNS as to WHERE you should be going next. OPEN-WORLD'S GOT NOTHING ON THIS!

    It seems that the RUST LEGION are, in fact, RATTATAKI ARMY DESERTERS now turned PRIVATE BRUISERS. Above you is a SUSPICIOUS DOOR leading to ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE and you are COMPLETELY SURE that it will NEVER PLAY a SUBSTANTIAL PART in your ADVENTURE. There's also a RATTATAKI CHICK conversing with an IMPERIAL OFFICER.

    Mentioning the BOOZE GIRLS sign would be a COMPLETE WASTE as it is doing a GOOD ENOUGH JOB on its own in POKING YOUR EYES OUT from how OBVIOUS and IN-YOUR-FACE it is being presented in this scene.

    What do you do?
     
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    trade in the d*uchebag card and go get hammered.

    i mean...duh.
     
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    You don`t want to go near imperial officer, so you call Rattataki chick and offer her stolen card, to distract officer. Then you smoothly walk into Booze Girls direction.
     
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    BOOZE GIRLS? You are DOOP SKYCHAFER, and you will not be RAILROADED in such a DIRECTION.

    SCHMOOZE your way through that DOOR that presumably says "RUST LEGION HQ" even though you're too lazy to TRANSLATE it in your head and attempt to SELL your NEWLY ACQUIRED, ILL-GOTTEN GAMBLING PARAPHERNALIA for glorious INTERGALACTIC FUNGIBLE CURRENCY.

    DOOP SKYCHAFER DOES NOT ACKNOWLEDGE FIAT CURRENCIES.
     
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    DOOP does not CONFORM to some RAILROADED HALF-ASSED EXPERIENCE. DOOP is an INDEPENDENT STRONG CHARACTER! DOOP deserves an INTRICATELY FREEFORM ADVENTURE. You try to SCHMOOZE your WAY THROUGH to the RUST LEGION HQ. You know this because you're NOT an ILLITERATE GAMORREAN.

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    You OFFER your NEWLY ACQUIRED, ILL-GOTTEN GAMBLING PARAPHERNALIA for glorious INTERGALACTIC FUNGIBLE CURRENCY. After all, DOOP SKYCHAFER DOES NOT ACKNOWLEDGE FIAT CURRENCIES!

    BALDY is HAVING NONE OF IT! He SWORE OFF GAMBLING after he LOST his GOLDEN DUMPSTER to a CHEATING, NO-GOOD CHADRA-FAN. BASICALLY, he LOST it to a GODDAMN SPACE RAT.

    You DECIDE to OFFER UP your MASSIVE JUNKYARD on RAXUS PRIME for the MERE PRICE OF ADMISSION. BALDY admits that this is a TEMPTING OFFER. You MIGHT BE GARBAGE ENOUGH to ENTER, after all...

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    THE DEAL IS MADE and you can now ACCESS the SUPER AWESOME SECRET AREA WAY AHEAD OF TIME. The funny thing is...

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    YOUR JUNKYARD ISN'T EVEN ON RAXUS PRIME! HA, DOOPED AGAIN!

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    You PASS through the SEEMINGLY INACCESSIBLE DOOR to find yourself in front of a SEEMINGLY INACCESSIBLE DOOR (now packaged with an even more IrresistibleNameā„¢)! QUALITY ADVENTURE INDEED!

    It is being GUARDED by a FANCY BOUNCER so you should be EXTRA CAREFUL. There's also a JUNIOR RADAR TECHNICIAN selling TECH PARTS and a LONESOME MANDALORIAN who has PURE MAYHEM on his MIND.

    What do you do?
     
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    Ask the Radar technician if he can help you in exchange for a Legendary Pikachu Nintendo card.He agrees and he goes up to the Mandalorian and exchanges a secret-bro-handshake.They take you as a temporary DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS MEMBER.You are now in league with them to barge through the bouncer.You guys defeat him in the most manly thing you know:ROCK,PAPER,SCISSORS.The bouncer is so ashamed he runs away amd you open the door to the FUN ROOM!
     
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    Looking to enjoy yourself while watching others fight, tell the Mandalorian that the Rust Legion Trooper said that his mother is a Hut, a sexy one, plus all Mandalorians are little girly men.
     
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    Update is going to be arriving at regular time today, but in the meanwhile, I figured it was proper time to make a NEW and IMPROVED version of the TITLE SCREEN.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Your first instinct is to ASK for HELP from their RADAR TECHNICIAN, obviously a PRETTY FLY GUY HIMSELF, into getting you INSIDE the FUN ROOM. You realize you may have to actually FIGHT your WAY THROUGH.

    You mention a slight remark, obviously a quote from RUST LEGIONNAIRES, about the TRUE NATURE of MANDALORIAN MOTHERS and their MORE THAN AVERAGE bodily proportions that would even make the HUTTS JEALOUS. MATT assures you that these PETTY INSULTS aren't NECESSARY for things will be SORTED OUT VERY, VERY SOON.

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    You turn to CLANKUS, the HOTHEADED MANDALORIAN BRUTE with ITCHY TRIGGER FINGERS as REALIZATION SETS upon you.

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    THIS IS A RAID! And you've just been INVITED TO JOIN THE REAL PARTY!

    You have no idea why the MANDALORIANS are DOING THIS or why you should even be JOINING THEM in this ENDEAVOR, but the FUN ROOM AWAITS behind those doors and you are DETERMINED to PUSH THROUGH. DOOP will not be STOPPED by SOME PALTRY RUSTED DOOR in a RUN-DOWN GARBAGE PROCESSING CENTER! DOOP DESERVES FULL VIP ACCESS!

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    THE FANCY BOUNCER gives up RATHER ANTICLIMACTICALLY after HAVING SUCH an EXTENSIVE BUILD-UP. You were so certain that he would be some sort of UNBEATABLE MINI-BOSS who'd INDISPUTABLY KICK YOUR ASS no matter HOW HARD you TRY.

    *sigh*

    They just don't train them like they used to...


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    You now arrive to the FUN ROOM which turns out to be nothing more than a CHEAP, KNOCK-OFF LOUNGE of RECYCLED ANIMATIONS and BROKEN DREAMS. On the upside, at least it has a POTTED PLANT, a PURPLE ONE EVEN! You're not sure if fighting so many LEGIONNAIRES out in the openn will result in your victory. Matt agrees with you, but CLANKUS is INCREDIBLY CLOSE to BOILING OVER into a STEAMING FORCE of SHEER UNBRIDLED RAGE!

    You will have to NAVIGATE through this SITUATION MOST DELICATELY. One FALSE MOVE could RESULT in your DEFEAT. You also have to sell your DAMN CARD to SOMEONE in this ROOM. SOMEONE who POSSIBLY has LOTS and LOTS of CREDITS.

    What do you do?
     
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    You offer CLANKUS to roll some of purple plant, to CHILL OFF. Then go offer your CARD to guy that play with rusted one.
     
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    Show off your moves on the dancefloor. If it goes as well as it did on the barge, those Rust Legion soldiers will run away.
     
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    GUYS, how did we not NOTICE THE FLUKE hiding in there? WALK UP to the FLUKE and SELL HIM your SUPER SPECIAL RARE CARD for the ALMIGHTY MONIES. You KNOW he has the CREDITS.
     
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