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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Dork Lord of the Bith

    Dork Lord of the Bith PhD in Sith Ethics

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    1) Is bailing out even a thing when one is a murder suspect?
    2) Is it morally correct for us to let a murder suspect loose just so they can continue making our comic updates? yes
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  2. Dark Cutie

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    Such nice opinions you have about our @Alamact :p
     
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  3. Alamact

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    Only if you're an Organa.
    Nothing drastic like that, nope! I appreciate the humorous notion, however.
    I think I would feel somewhat petty on disliking someone simply because they talk too much. Hell, I can't even convincingly state that I outright hate my aunt for the things she's done - and she's done plenty to tarnish my good will this year.
    Without going too much into it, the gist of it is: every time I had a problem in 2016 (almost every single comic hiatus of up-to four days), it was indirectly connected to dealing with my aunt's misguided vendetta against the paternal side of my family without having an actual spine to even do it directly, instead opting to blackmail via an eighty-year-old grandma, who frankly has earned her rest twice over. Needless to say, she got what she wanted - but since we had the moral high ground, the aunt couldn't use that to paint a bad picture about us and was forced to keep her mouth shut.

    Nope - that wasn't good enough for her - she just wanted to argue and cause a scene when I came for a docile visit, despite all the crap she's done to detriment my life. Then she had the gall to attempt to bring me to join her side of a frankly ridiculous matter and by that point the smartest thing a person could have done was walk away. Which I did.

    Haven't slept this good since February.
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    AFTER PROCESSING the REVELATION for an UNNATURALLY LONG TIME, since you are an OLDER MODEL, AFTER ALL... you DECIDE to SHOUT from the BOTTOM of your VOCABULATOR like some MANNER of a FLESHY MEATBAG.

    DISGUSTING.

    The COMPLAINTS from the NOBLES of DANTOOINE grow EVEN MORE HEATED as their FEUD STARTS to MUTE OUT all other SOUND SOURCES. Their WORDS and PETTY INSULTS STEADILY BLUR TOGETHER to FORM...

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    AN UNEXPECTED FART JOKE. Because it's the END of the ACT, DAMMIT!

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    You SUCCESSFULLY DRAAAAAW them AWAY with your CLAAAAAW!

    THEY'RE RUINING YOUR HAPPY MOMENT. We can't have that.

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    You are now A HERO and the LOCAL FAVORITE of this SMALL, HUMBLE REFUGEE CAMP that is TOTALLY NOT a FILLER DESIGNED to ADD PADDING so the AUTHOR can RENDER some SUPER SECRET AWESOME ACT TWO STUFF, NOPE!

    MEANWHILE, IN the *OTHER* POINTLESS BICKERING CAMP...

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    THE BAND is HAVING a DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL CONVERSATION. Peacefully.

    UNFORTUNATELY, It is INTERRUPTED by the BEEPING of SOMEONE'S SPACE PHONE.

    It's COLUMBO! I WONDER WHY he's GIVING US a CALL at this MOMENT!? Maybe he's DECIDED to FINALLY get the PLOT GOING!

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    YEP. THE BAND CLEARLY UNDERSTOOD ALL THAT.

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    DOOP UNCEREMONIOUSLY FORGETS to RETRIEVE his ONLY FUNCTIONING LIGHTSABER because WE GOTTA GO FAST!

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    EVERYONE'S HERE NOW. EVEN the INITIALIZER! This is PROBABLY the MOST EXCITING DAY on the JOB of SAFEGUARDING the VAULT for this UPSTANDING IMPERIAL TROOPER.

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    MISSY POLITELY GREETS COLUMBO because she's the ONLY ONE HERE with SOMETHING even LOOSELY RESEMBLING MANNERS.

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    "AHLAN!"

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    "NURIK!"

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    "MISSY?"

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    "SABER?"

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    "DOOP!"

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    Actually, a PRETTY GOOD POINT.

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    COLUMBO SUFFERS MYNOCK PTSD.

    It's SUPER EFFECTIVE.

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    MISSY: "Columbo? Why are there people at the entrance to the Vault?"
    COLUMBO: "This is a refugee camp."
    MISSY: "And you failed to mention this when?"
    COLUMBO: "There's a far more important revelation concerning to vault, Miss!"
    RATCHET: "Oh, please don't tell me that it's empty!"

    COLUMBO: "No. No. Nothing like that."
    SABER: "Well, spit it out then!"
    COLUMBO: "THE MISTRESS IS HERE!"
    SABER: "Yeah, she's standing next to me."
    COLUMBO: "Not Missy. Kestrel!"

    DOOP: "Wait, wait, say that again?"
    COLUMBO: "Kestrel. My original owner. I was her ship droid."

    RATCHET: "Doop?"

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    DOOP'S GONE TO A SPECIAL PLACE. A HAPPY PLACE.

    "DOOP!?"

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    NO VOICES CAN REACH HIM NOW.

    It's TIME to COLLECT SOME BOUNTIES!

    DOOP: "LEAD THE WAY, COLUMBUS!"
    COLUMBO: "It's actually *Columbo*, for your information."
    DOOP: "WHATEVER, COLUMBINA! TAKE ME INSIDE THE VAULT."

    NOT ONLY WILL YOU COLLECT the MONEY for FREEING SABER from GRABBA'S PALACE, but you will ALSO be COLLECTING a TEN MILLION SUM for CAPTURING the WANTED FUGITIVE KNOWN as KESTREL! LIFE IS GOOD.

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    USING the PASS CODE transmitted by GENERAL FUX, you manage to OPEN the WAY to the VAULT.

    THIS IS IT. You have REACHED the END of YOUR JOURNEY. From NAR SHADDAA the ROAD HAS TAKEN YOU, through a PATH of SELF-DISCOVERY and ALL THAT "HERO'S JOURNEY" bantha poodoo. You now FINALLY FIND YOURSELF STANDING FACE-TO-FACE with the SWEET BUCKS of GENERAL FUX and the HUMONGOUS CACHE (CASH) that MOST ASSUREDLY AWAITS YOU.

    SABER: "So, uh..."

    SABER: "What do we do?"
     
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  4. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    Top quality update! Well worth the wait!

    APPROACH that OMINOUS CONSOLE and MEET your DESTINY.

    ALSO I CAN SEE KESTREL HIDING BEHIND THOSE CRATES TO THE RIGHT! NOTHING CAN ESCAPE DOOP'S 'CREDIT SMELL'
     
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  5. Boushhdisguise

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    WHY DIDN"T POACHIE GO INTO THE VAULT TOO!! Do droids need cash? Should Columbo get any? What's he going to do with the cash? Leave him out of the divvy I say. Get him a nice oil bath or something.
     
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  6. DarthSnow

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    Yes! Is she hiding though or... what is that box thing exactly in front of/under her hat?? I need to know man!!

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    Guard dog! Good Poachie. :D

    Tell MISSY that she should APPROACH the CONSOLE and the two SENTRIES. Surely one of those buttons controls the VAULT'S DIMMER SWITCH, let's shed some light on the situation! Order the others to start going through the VAULT to see how much the CACHE of CASH really is! You set out to FIND KESTREL YOURSELF, reluctantly with the help of the overly excited COLUMBO. Your goal is to BEFRIEND her as a GUISE to getting closer to her so that you can eventually COLLECT THAT BOUNTY!
     
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  7. The One Armed Wampa

    The One Armed Wampa Rebel General

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    MUSE to yourself how much those RAKATAN STATUES could be worth if you SOLD THEM to some SWEATY NERD who would CARE about a bunch of OLD STUPID HISTORIC ARTIFACTS. You could probably make a good amount of CREDITS off of those alone.

    Next, LOOT the KRIFF out of that HOLOCRON on that TABLE before any of these OTHER MORONS try to. You might as well take that SWEET LOOKING HAT while your at it. It'll probably look REALLY GOOD ON YOU.

    (BARING IN MIND YOU'RE THE RIGHT CLASS TO EQUIP IT)
     
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    I am worried about you guys....honestly am....
    Kestrel is a she, ain't she...so Doop (that's the main character, white male tall dark and hansome, right?) is so obviously gonna fall for her (or trip over her, your choice :p) thus complicating his life even further...
    Love or money? Uncharted regions to thread or nearest town to spend all that cash? That is the question ;)

    (Your aunt @Alamact sounds like my mother...you think walking away is victory? Mwahahaha...hell no...you are family...can't walk away from family (unless you are a Scum)...gotta accept them for who they are...every...single...day....until....you....die :p)

    ETA:

    Hey...i did not write Scum....i wrote d-o-u-c-h-e....is that worse than "scum"???
     
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  9. Darth Bob

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    GET the HAT. PUT ON the HAT. The HAT will TELL you EVERYTHING.

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    @Darth Bob You filthy mudblood, you don't belong here. Your foul stench is wafting towards me ;).

    But yes, the hat has the treasure hidden inside it, much like Godric Gryffindor's sword. The treasure may not be what you were expecting though... ...I sure hope it's not some spiritual nonsense :D.
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    Just to make sure: this is the final update for the act, right?

    REALIZE THAT YOU DIDN'T MAKE SURE DARTH WISEAU WAS COMPLETELY 100% DEAD! IT'S BASIC RULE OF VISUAL STORYTELLING THAT IF A CHARACTER "DIES" OFFSCREEN, HE IS NEVER TRULY DEAD! JUST LOOK AT THE HOUND!

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  12. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    Subtle. :D
    Does this look like the face of handsome to you?
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    Hmm, this place feels strong with the Dark Side. Even a dropout like you can feel this aura.

    It would seem that these gentlemen are sporting Cortosis-woven vibroblades. These weapons are becoming more and more obsolete since Force-Insensitives realised that shooting from afar works better for them. Yet, to the right collector, you could fetch a more-than-decent price for these.
    From what details you're able to spot in the darkness, these guys look like Ithorians to you, so the universe is probably not going to miss those hippies. You shoot one of them in cold blood. Now the other one will think twice about attacking you. You ask him of the supposed treasure's whereabouts, then threaten him into surrendering his blade to you. Proceed as necessary.
     
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    Not handsome, hansome.
    Crooked nose - check
    Dark Hair- check
    etc. :p
     
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    Attempt to kill everyone to take all the bounties for yourself! If you fail just say it was all the jawa juice you've been drinking.
     
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    Seconded! I didn't even notice the holocron at first, good eye! The hat is definitely your style. And it won't irk Columbo or Kestrel at all! ;)

    This would be an interesting wrinkle! I have to assume that given the choice between money or women, that's really not a choice for Doop at all though :)

    I had this same thought!!

    Handsome?? Doop?? Well.... it could be worse...

    Now that's what I call handsome! :D
     
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    It is crazy to think how much the graphics of the comic have gotten better over the months. :D

    [​IMG]
     
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    @DarthSnow

    Got to say one thing to ya...true love is a game changer....ummmm...comic changer? :p

    Is she rich by any chance?
     
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    Tell that to Blackfish! xD
     
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    I guess.. get the hat. Search the room in typical RPG fashion and find nothing!
     
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    GET YE FLASK
     
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