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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. BloodyShadow

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    Your call have been heard!
    When I have time, I come.


    For now, I would try to talk with the Jawa, and try to see what's in the box, or slice the box with your saber... Yeah, slice the box then talk to the Jawa.
     
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    A meta alternative: use the like side :D.
     
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    You are the LEADER of the VANGUARD. THROW your WEIGHT AROUND and MAKE THEM RESPECT YOUR AUTHORITEH!
     
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    All these suggestions are excellent options, I can see Act II is not here to disappoint!

    I'm just glad you didn't make us VOTE on anything! :D
     
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  6. Alamact

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    Oh, there's bound to be a level-up screen rather soon. With that said, I wanted to wait until all this election mess died down before posting the update. The show must go on, lads and ladies!
    [​IMG]

    You APPROACH the BOXES only to REALIZE that they're JUST RANDOM BORING CLUTTER and PART of the ENVIRONMENT.

    What? You thought this GAME would have FULLY INTERACTIVE BOXES and a DYNAMIC LOOT SYSTEM?

    NOPE. All the BUDGET was SPENT on COSMETICS. Look at that FINE-ASS ARMOR that you're WEARING! Let it NOT be SAID the EMPIRE has NO STYLE. That ATTIRE of yours be SO FINE, it'll INSPIRE the WARDROBE of a CERTAIN HELMETED DARTH with SEVERE ASTHMA ISSUES in JUST a COUPLE of MILLENNIA from now.

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    You DECIDE to CHEAT the SYSTEM and SPARE these POOR SOULS the HORRID DAMNATION of WAR whilst fully KEEPING IN LINE with your rigid BY-THE-BOOKS MORALITY by WAITING IN LINE.

    Yeah... no one GIVES a DAMN about your STUPID SIGN.

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    You RESORT to DECEPTION and LYING, deeming it a NECESSARY EVIL.

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    STOP FLAUNTING your LEGENDARY BUTTOCKS, SABER. MISSY'S NOT HERE and NO ONE'S BUYING this CHARADE.

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    *GASP*

    BY THE FORCE! IS THAT A CHILD!? IN A FREAKING WAR ZONE!?

    JUSTICE. MUST. BE. DONE.

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    You proceed to slam-dunk the child's harmful toy that may or may not possibly be the CUTSCENE PISTOL from A CERTAIN SCI-FI FRANCHISE with ALIENS and SPACE MAGIC.

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    We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war.

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    Unfortunately, you don't understand what this child is trying to tell you, only that it's absolutely adorable and that you want to adopt the poor kid.

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    The MERCENARY and GUN-FOR-HIRE next to you, a MAN simply named TRACE ERMYSSLE, offers to be your TRANSLATOR. You don't know whether or not his TRANSLATION SKILLS are UP to the TASK, but you AGREE to trust in his JUDGEMENT.

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    Your shenanigans have dynamically placed you in front of the queue. You're also pretty sure DARTH TAINTER over there doesn't really give a DAMN about being here.

    WAIT a MINUTE...

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    It looks like the OFFICERS are PLAYING a GAME of "DARTHS AGAINST HUMANITY"! No WONDER IMPERIAL BUREAUCRACY DOESN'T WORK!

    What do you do?
     
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    PLAY THE TRUMP CARD
     
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    JOIN THEIR GAME!

    (am I doing this right?)
     
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    Yes. Therefore what ever you say HAS TO BE A LIE! Go for the bad!
     
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    Tell these guys to STOP PROCRASTINATING on the JOB!

    MAKE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN.
     
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    Man, the sh*tposting alone that we're getting from this is big enough to even make Cancerous Ordo jealous.
     
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    DRAW 10 WHITE CARDS and READ the next BLACK CARD OUT LOUD.

    @Alamact, I challenge you to come up with 10 Star Wars-themed white cards and 1 black. Because I like to make even more work for you than you do already.

    Yes.
     
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    You're doing this right.

    It just struck me...what exactly do YOU need from the drafting office? You're already employed by the Empire™.
    (Play Gwent DARTHS AGAINST HUMANITY™ anyway, you've not even gotten through the Tutorial™ yet)

    ....the Imperials™ really need to stop trademarking their stuff™.
     
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    Darths against Humanity is just too damn good a game. Ask for them to deal you in.
     
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    Play the ULTIMATE SURE-FIRE WIN CARD

    BIGGEST HAIRIEST SCHUTTA

    Failing that your BACK UP CARD

    TOYDARIANS
     
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    You stand and watch for a few moments and you make a bet with the people in line about which one of the officers will win.
     
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    I second ALL that....specially the last one. Make us proud :p
     
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    You take out your ULTIMATE CHEAT CARDS that you got from SWAGGA THE HUTT and join into THE GAME
    BTW,great to be back here @Alamact :D
     
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    ACTIVATE your TRAP CARD.*

    *Anachronistic reference to a certain Mon Calamari strategist not required.
     
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    Yay! ^^

    /r/swtor sends its regards!

    How often does the comic get updated? Like, every other day?
     
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