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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. GingerByte

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    Like once or twice a week on average I think.
    --- Double Post Merged, Nov 11, 2016, Original Post Date: Nov 11, 2016 ---
    Seconded. Swagga's snap-back and scooter skills were unrivalled throughout the outer-rim :cool:. The cards are even rumoured to be force-sensitive.
     
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  2. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    The subreddit is always welcome here! :D

    I know that Musco also used to lurk here during Chapter 8. I don't know if he's still around.
    WTF, no. xD

    At least double that number.

    @teline, it actually depends on how big the update is. If we give Al lots of work to do it takes longer for him to complete it. But yeah, on average an update takes 48 hours. I don't think we ever had an update that took longer than 4 days. Even the finale was done on schedule. Those last couple of updates took the longest but they really felt awesome and worth the extra wait. You should read through the 1st Act if you have the time, btw. It's really worth it!
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Member when we got TWO UPDATES in a single day that one time?
     
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  5. Alamact

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    The best part about a larger number of people posting in the thread is that I don't have to always be the one to answer the questions. Thanks, @Alex Sebire and @DarthBaron!

    Also, this update is probably reaching the very edges of our PG-13 rating. Doubt you'll see anything more explicit than this, but I tried my best to convey that general feel of playing "Cards Against Humanity".
    [​IMG]

    You TELL the OFFICERS that you'll LET THIS MOMENT of LAZINESS SLIDE if they but DEAL YOU IN and MANAGE to BEAT YOU in a SINGLE ROUND of "DARTHS AGAINST HUMANITY".

    The GAME is going to be using SWAGGA THE HUTT'S RULESET, which means that INSTEAD of HAVING ONE RANDOM BLACK CARD to CHOOSE FROM, you will have the OPTION of THREE.

    Furthermore, since you're a FORCE-SENSITIVE BASTARD, you can ACTUALLY SEE the CARDS for WHAT THEY ARE even if they're FLIPPED.

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    Before SHUFFLING the DECK to SUIT your NEEDS, you will have to RIG the ORDER to INCLUDE the TEN WHITE CARDS that you'll PERSONALLY NEED. The REST will go to YOUR UNSUSPECTING OPPONENTS.

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    The TEN CARDS that you'll PICK will be DECIDED by a GRAND SUM of your FIRST TEN INDIVIDUAL VOICES that are constantly SWIRLING in your MIND.

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    REMEMBER. Your INNER VOICES can SUGGEST ONLY ONE WHITE CARD.

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    They can ALSO SUGGEST UP TO THREE BLACK CARDS in addition to the WHITE CARD. If they SUGGEST only ONE CARD, it is considered as if they CHOSE it THREE TIMES. In the event of CHOOSING TWO CARDS, they must DECIDE which CARD will RECEIVE the DOUBLE VOTE.

    The TOP THREE BLACK CARDS will be the ones CHOSEN to be SHUFFLED at the TOP of the DECK.

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    Cheeky, isn't it?
     
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    You actually did it, you madman! I count 63 whites and 21 blacks. Neat.
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    OH, I MEMBER!



    Going to go with...

    WHITE
    A MERRY BAND OF RUST LEGION DEVIANTS.

    BLACK
    Chiss women love >BLANK< the most.

    Cancerous Ordo was once caught in >BLANK<, doing >BLANK< with >BLANK<. x2
     
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  7. GingerByte

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    I am choosing:

    White Card:
    • Losing to cancer in a popularity context. @Alamact is it meant to be contest?
    Black Cards:
    1. 10% of Jedi Knights admit to having a severe addiction to _
    2. What gives me unlimited power? x2
    Yes, I know it doesn't make much sense :D.
     
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  8. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    BLACK.gif x2

    BLACK1.gif

    WHITE.gif
     
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    Challenge met. Kings to you, @Alamact.

    Minigames in ORPA. Well, at least you did it before SWTOR...

    Clever, clever.

    Anyways:

    7fcHOrY.gif or 7fcHOrY (2).gif or 7fcHOrY (1).gif for hAOCCDH.gif
     
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  10. *Definetly Not A Sith Lord*

    *Definetly Not A Sith Lord* Force Attuned

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    I pick:
    1)What is the Sith Emperor's guilty pleasure?
    2.What is under Darth Antaganist's robes?
    3.What will they store in my holocron?
    White card:Spending the night of your life with the holocron of Master Vrook.

    Didn't think the references to membering were intentional earlier :D I watch South Park myself :)
     
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    It is. But also gives us the insight in your VAST porn selection...at least according to the suggested card tittles :p

    I won't bite that blatant dare :p, but instead I'll choose the philosophical approach. My selections, in no particular order:

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    Do your worst ;)
     
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    WHITE CARD
    The galaxy's worst Sith Lord

    (IT IS YOUR DESTINY)

    BLACK CARD(S)

    The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power or [BLANK] (X2)

    There is no emotion, there is [BLANK]
     
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    WHITE CARD
    A blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient.

    BLACK CARD
    Knighthood is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in BLANK. This is normal. (x2)
    Cancerous Ordo was once caught in BLANK, doing BLANK with BLANK.
     
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    A cheap, rundown Nal Hutta brothel.

    and...

    Black Cards:
    Cancerous Ordo was once caught in BLANK, doing BLANK with BLANK.
    As a Sith Lord, when torturing my victims, I like to think about BLANK.
    As a Sith Lord, when torturing my victims, I like to think about BLANK.
     
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    White Card
    Playing with my lightsaber.

    Black Card
    Chiss women love ___________ the most.



    A SABER CAN DREAM.
     
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    Knighthood is a time for change....

    What's hidden under Darth Antagonist robe? <Give me a double!>

    White Card: Hugo Weaving
     
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    White Card: Grandpa's ashes.

    Black Cards: As a Sith Lord, Doop Skyschafer, What makes a Sith Lady filled with joy.

    This is delightfully messed up. I love it.
     
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    Just want to point out that we've reached the white card cap, concluding with @CnlSandersdeKFC's suggestion. This certainly doesn't preclude you from suggesting the black cards, however, and I encourage you to do so. Update's coming in roughly six hours from now, so buckle up buckaroos!
     
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    Awww, I came late. Totally would have picked "twi'lek ladies with facial hair"! Whats up with Hugo Weaving in Star Wars?

    Black Cards: +2 for "Knighthood is a time of change..." and +1 for Cancerous!
    Why am I not surprised?
    I am! I got to chapter 3 so far. Looks like you guys had some epic fun.
    THE NO CONTEXT IS REAL.
     
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    It's a popular inside joke about him playing Grand Admiral Snote in a hypothetical ORPA movie.
    (SNOTE = HUGO WEAVING CONFIRMED!!!)

    You'll probably see the movie happen in the late 20s.
    (NO WE WON'T. DISNEY IS NOT THAT DUMB.)

    The plot holds surprisingly well and the characters are very marketable.
    (OH, RIGHT. DISNEY IS GREEDY. ENGAGE HYPE MODULE!)
     
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