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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Alamact

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    Don't think we'll ever have an update as short as this one. In fact, it's so small and low-effort that I felt guilty enough to post this as a humble token of appreciation.
    [​IMG]

    The CARDS are SET; the DECK is SHUFFLED; the HAND is DRAWN.

    REMEMBER that YOUR OPPONENTS still POTENTIALLY have ACCESS to the CARDS that you didn't pick. HOPEFULLY, nothing can GO POSSIBLY WRONG in a DEMOCRACY that is YOUR THOUGHT COLLECTIVE.

    These things JUST NEVER HAPPEN. NOPE.

    With that said...

    What is your most devious, morally depraved combination for completing either of these three black cards?
     
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    As a Sith Lord, when torturing my victims, I like to think about Hugo Weaving.

    (WHO DOESN'T???)
     
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    Pick your poison:

    10% of Jedi Knights admit to having a severe addiction to losing to cancer in a popularity contest.

    Cancerous Ordo was once caught in a cheap, run-down Nal Hutta brothel, doing a merry band of Rust Legion deviants with Hugo Weaving.

    As a Sith Lord, when torturing my victims, I like to think about a blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient.

    (The second option is my personal favorite, followed closely by the third, with the first one coming in last.)
     
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    Cancerous Ordo was once caught in a cheap, rundown, Nal Hutta brothel, doing a blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient with a merry band of Rust Legion deviants.
     
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    MFW:

     
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    1. Cancerous Ordo was once caught in a cheap, run-down Nal Hutta brothel, doing Darth Revan with a blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient.
    2. 10% of Jedi Knights admit to having an addiction to playing with my lightsaber.
    Yep, seconded.
     
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    Cancerous Ordo was once caught in A merry band of Rust Legion Deviants doing A blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient with Darth Revan.

    :D

    And
    :p @Alex Sebire
     
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    1. 10% of Jedi Knights admit to having a severe addiction to playing with my lightsaber.
    2. Canderous Ordo was once caught in a cheap, rundown Nal Hutta brothel, doing The Galaxy's Worst Sith Lord with Darth Revan.
    3. As a Sith Lord, when torturing my victims, I like to think about sodomizing random Imperials on the streets of Kaas City.

    Why Saber thinks about getting tag-teamed by Canderous and Revan is... interesting to consider. ;)
     
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  9. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    Pretty much this. Endorsed.

    However... If I have to contribute a new one, here's this: Cancerous Ordo was once caught in a blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient, doing a merry band of Rust Legion deviants with Hugo Weaving.

    (The answer is Shrink Ray™)
     
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    Endorsed.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I go away for a little bit and everyone gets delusions or grandeur plays Darths Against Humanity™ !?!?!

    That's it. Never leaving again.

    I can't beat that, and it's all too true.. endorsed!!
     
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    Yeah...tell me about it :D I think we are hooked :p and @Alamact is our...(hmm...what's the street word for dealer?)

    But hey...look at it from the bright side...if it has to be something.... ;)
    --- Double Post Merged, Nov 13, 2016, Original Post Date: Nov 13, 2016 ---
    And can I just ask Snow...what's with the Pink lightsaber? :p
     
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    As a Sith Lord, when torturing my victims I like to think about Hugo Weaving.
     
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    YOUNG OFFICER: "10% of Jedi Knights admit to having an addiction to big, black lightsabers."
    SENIOR OFFICER: "Cancerous Ordo was once caught in a garbage sauna, doing Mirialan mating rituals with Rustin Coal, in nothing but his Legionnaire helmet."

    A WORTHY EFFORT, BUT FUTILE.

    SABER: "As a Sith Lord, when torturing my victims, I like to think about Hugo Weaving."

    This game was RIGGED from the START.

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    You are DECLARED as the ABSOLUTE WINNER of the ROUND in this TOTALLY FAIR and ENTIRELY OBJECTIVE GAME.

    YEP.

    NO AWKWARDNESS in the AIR RIGHT NOW.

    Since you're a LIGHT-SIDED SITH and ALL, you decide AGAINST PUNISHING the OFFICERS, but you DO GIVE THEM A VERY STERN LOOK AN IRREVERENT SMILE telling them to simply NOT do it again.

    That'll show them!

    [​IMG]

    NOT-BLIZZ is NOT AMUSED.

    WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT IF THE BOUNTY HUNTER'S ALIEN COMPANION IS NOT A COMPANION AT ALL?

    WHAT IF THE BOUNTY HUNTER IS ACTUALLY THE COMPANION TO THE JAWA?

    [​IMG]

    MIND. BLOWN.

    Oh, who am I kidding? DARTH TAINTER AIN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HIM!

    [​IMG]

    In the NEXT AREA™ you COME ACROSS all that remains of one of the FORWARD BRIGADES that are PUSHING TOWARDS the GOVERNMENTAL DISTRICT.

    You can see CAPTAIN FAZ over there, and the GENERAL who was once STATIONED on DANTOOINE, in CASE WE'RE NOT KEEPING UP with all the POINTLESS CAMEOS that are NO DOUBT just STARTING to APPEAR.

    There's also a VERY SHADY MAN in a VERY SHADY SUIT whom you could only assume could be the INFAMOUS SITH JUGGERNAUT TRAINER, DARTH BONDAGE.

    He's the GUY to TALK TO if you WANT to TURN SOME of THAT PAIN into PLEASURE.

    [​IMG]

    SPEAKING of PLEASURE, it looks like it's a PLEASURE for the REPUBLIC DEFENDERS to MEET the "VANGUARD of the VANGUARD" as the BRIGADE grows FEWER in NUMBER in but a SINGLE LIFE-DEFINING MOMENT.

    R.I.P. TROOPER EXTRA #92. You shall be remembered for the awkward way your head bopped against those crates.

    [​IMG]

    Yep... it's COMPLETE CHAOS OUT THERE.

    And you're just PLAYING CARDS and DOING NOTHING. So much for that PATRIOTISM PROMISE.

    What do you do?
     
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    Exchange the 'Whipping the Saber out', 'Establishing dominance' and the 'art of Sith lovemaking' cards as part of an A+B=C combo to DARTH BONDAGE so that he may teach this wonderful power of the SITH JUGGERNAUT.

    PS, love the SITH GIMP SUIT. Caught me completely unaware.
     
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    I'm still laughing. My first reaction was like "is... is that a Sith in a... GIMP SUIT!?" then I saw DARTH BONDAGE and the rest is history.

    Endorsed! You already LOOK the PART. Now it's time to ACT the PART.
     
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    For some reason, I think Darth Bondage is a Rammstein fan.

    BEG DARTH BONDAGE to TEACH YOU the WAYS of the SITH JUGGERNAUT. YOUR INNER SITH JUGGERNAUT is DOWN on BENDED KNEE.
     
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    And since you're INNOCENT AND FRIENDLY LIKE THAT, you take the GENERAL with you and ask BONDAGE to "DO YOU BOTH".
    After he "STRETCHES YOU OUT FIRST", of course. Safety comes first.
     
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    INFORM DARTH BONDAGE that through all the EMOTIONAL ABUSE you've been going through recently, YOU may as well be considered A JUGGERNAUT OF EMOTION.
     
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