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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Now that IS OPTIMISTIC! :D

    I don't think it's going to happen. Her convictions are probably too strong for that. I feel like if we just let her go it will inevitably come back to bite us in the end.

    WHICH IS WHY SHE NEEDS TO DIE. YEP. SABBY BOUT TO KILL A JEDI IN COLD BLOOD.
     
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  2. The One Armed Wampa

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    Maybe SABER needs to take a BETTER POSE

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    THERE WE GO
     
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  3. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    You need to grant her an HONOURABLE death. That is because:
    A good Lobstre ALWAYS makes the Council give them lectures via holotransmission. You could say your job is to actually keep them COMPETENT™ more than you need to be COMPETENT™ yourself. As a matter of fact, you're actually REQUIRED to be INCOMPETENT™ sometimes just so they can remark on your INCOMPETENCE™ and gain XP for themselves!

    Therefore, by BRUTALLY MURDERING this Jedi, you're ultimately performing a benevolent deed for the citizens of your Empire by leveling their rulers up, and you deserve blue points for it. This logic is infallible and you shall accept no objections on the matter.
     
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    BECAUSE THAT TURNED OUT SO WELL THE LAST TIME.
     
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    Yeah...what he said....whatever that was...that he said...but yeah...that :D
     
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    He shouldn't...
     
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    Since no one else suggested it...

    IMPRISON the JEDI. Her TORTURE may be INHUMANE but it will BRING YOU CLOSER to a POSITION of POWER where you could finally DO SOME GOOD. THE ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS, SABER!

    +1 for moving on! I swear, the constant whiners have turned /r/swtor into a cesspool.
     
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    Capture the Jedi. I say this not because I think its the wise decision (if anything, I think it will have the worst consequences) but the result should be... interesting, to say the least.
     
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    MAKE her your PRISONER. YOU find yourself MISSING MISSY'S SNARK and DISAPPROVAL. IN the MEANTIME, start SEDUCING her to your LIGHTSIDE SITH PHILOSOPHY. IN TIME, she could be a POWERFUL ALLY.
     
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    Endorsed! +1

    WHY?

    BECAUSE...
    You, DARTH SABER, are the HERO of the PEOPLE! The SITH LORD PROTECTOR the CITIZENS of the EMPIRE DESERVE!
     
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    Take her as your prisoner with hopes to form her into your apprentice.
     
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    I don't know why but... I have a bad feeling about this.

    But I do agree. An officer of the Imperial army who has not yet made a kill is almost as ridiculous as having something like.. oh I dunno...a light-sided Sith??

    STRIKE her DOWN, SABER! It's not your fault she is UNWILLING to see the ERROR in her ways and is INTERFERING with your mission... she's only doing her job, just like you. Yeah, yeah... just doing your job... keep telling yourself that buddy....
     
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    Select OPTION 1. ESC from the CONVERSATION if you're not LIKING where it's going, and try OPTION 2 INSTEAD. REPEAT for OPTION 2 to 3 if you don't LIKE that one EITHER.

    That's how I DEAL with CONVERSATION WHEELS!
     
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    Take her as prisioner, you are LIGHT SIDED SITH after all! You could use this situation to complete TO DO list and KISS THE GIRL, no matter if your LIGHT SABER is still on her throat.
     
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    But if we take her prisoner she will just end up being tortured to death. It's LITERALLY the OPPOSITE of LIGHTSIDE.

    I doubt any Sith Lord outside the Dark Council has full permission to do with his/her captives as he pleases especially if those captives are high priority targets like Jedi Masters.

    This would have been more sensible if we went against the padawan instead. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THOSE! :D
     
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    This update was supposed to be ready by Monday. It was a poor prediction.

    Strap yourselves in, and enjoy the ride.
    Error: Not enough Renegade points to unlock this conversational option.
    I don't even want to think about the length of this update if I tried to make good on this suggestion.
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    You are now ACCIDENTAL JAMES MCAVOY. You have an ORANGE LIGHTSABER with a HILT made of WROSHYR ALLOY.

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    You are also SURROUNDED by IMPERIAL FORCES from ALL SIDES.

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    You have been EFFECTIVELY REMOVED from the BATTLE for AXIAL PARK, but not the WAR. You've STILL GOT some FIGHT left in you! But let's LEAVE your BORING BUTTOCKS for a LITTLE BIT and get back to the ACTUAL STORYLINE that MATTERS.

    That's right!


    NOT YOURS.

    CLICK HERE FOR APPROPRIATE SOUNDTRACK.

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    SABER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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    Is this REALLY going to HAPPEN?

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    YEP.

    It's happened, alright!

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    ACCORDING to the WISDOM of the TROPES, this EVENT will surely NOT COME BACK to BITE US in the NEAR FUTURE.

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    That's definitely a corpse, Saber.

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    WELL DONE.

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    Chapter 13: Beat Riders

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    It's a DIMLY LIT ROOM. How PREDICTABLY FOREBODING.

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    Oh, look! It's PROBABLY yet another one of MYNOCK'S SHADOW PUPPETS!

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    NOPE.

    It's just the FINEST ACTOR in the GALAXY, HUGO WEAVING GRAND ADMIRAL SNOTE.

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    DAMN, this ROOM is REALLY DIMLY LIT. Or the AUTHOR is, once again, BEING LAZY in drawing the CHARACTERS.

    PICK ONE.

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    NOT GUILTY...?

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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER. You are PRETTY SURE the PLOT has ALMOST COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, even though you're PRETTY MUCH one of the MAIN CHARACTERS of the STORY. You have LANDED somewhere in the MANDALORIAN SECTOR of THE ONDERON CAPITAL of IZIZ and a whole ADVENTURE lies AHEAD of you. Having outmaneuvred the IMPERIAL BLOCKADE aboard your LIGHT FRIGATE "THE CENTENNIAL TURKEY", you are FREE to RESUME your SEARCH for the the WANTED FUGITIVES, MYNOCK and KESTREL.

    Right now, you are LOCATED at a MARKETPLACE. In front of you is the OBLIGATORY AFTER-PROLOGUE MERCHANT, also known as the FABULOUS TWI'LEK, GIB FORTUNA. NEXT to him are SOLDIERS dressed in BLUE and filled with HONOURE™.

    What do you do?
     
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