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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Blackbird

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    On a plate though.
     
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    Fish are friends, not food!
     
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    Tell that to the Gungan clones!
     
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    They're amphibians, so they don't count. ;)
     
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    Still doesn't rule them out being tasty :D
     
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    True, but at least your not guilty of piscivory. :)
     
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    Well, I'm back, folks. Thank you all for the patience you've shown and here's to our second year of Paint Adventures, hopefully even more productive than the last. Don't hold your breath, however, because it's not recommended.

    Seriously, people need to breathe.
    "Gungan lives matter." - The Incredible Lunk.
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    You ASSERT your DOMINANCE over the FEEBLE-MINDED ORGANICS by EXPLAINING WHAT a LOGICAL FALACY looks like.

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    THE ORGANICS are CLEARLY TOO STUPID to be INTIMIDATED by you, so you TRY to REASON with them INSTEAD by being about as SUBTLE as a FLYING MALLET.

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    You are MET with GREAT SUCCESS.

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    Congratulations! THIS ADVENTURE has SUCCESSFULLY UNLOCKED the FOLLOWING TECHNIQUE: SOFTCORE BOLLYWOOD.

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    Meanwhile, BACK in ACTUAL REALITY...

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    ...you are ALLOWED to PASS in a BORING, MUNDANE FASHION.

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    WHOOOOOSH!

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    You are now in the THRONE ROOM of the ROYAL PALACE. You can SEE the YELLOW KING standing near his YELLOW THRONE in a YELLOW-LIT ROOM surrounded by his FAITHFUL NON-TWIN GUARDS. Well, EXCEPT for the TWIN GUARDS themselves. They are special. They are the product of laziness.

    There is also a VERY TRUSTWORTHY-LOOKING MAN next to the KING himself who CANNOT POSSIBLY have ANY TIES to the IMPERIAL MILITARY WHATSOEVER because ONDERON has ALWAYS been a LOYAL, DEVOTED REPUBLIC WORLD! Even if its TRADE ROUTES are currently SUFFERING a MAJOR BLOCKADE by the SITH EMPIRE, and their ARMIES are PRACTICALLY GATHERING at the DOORSTEP.

    What do you do?
     
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    Missy sounds like the kind of person who would order "THE MOST EXPENSIVE CRAP YOU HAVE ON THE MENU" instead of any specific dish.

    Not her fault it ends up being a HUNK of PURE JUICY MEAT.
    MENTION THE PYKE SYNDICATE TO THE KING.
     
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    Probably my new favorite Columbo joke.
    COLUMBO TAKES NO PRISONERS.
     
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    ACCUSE the KING of BEING a FILTHY NO GOOD IMPERIAL PUPPET!



    ....then promptly sell him your sand.
     
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    It is painfully obvious to your superior CPU that this Imperial guy who we'll for no particular reason call
    SpaceWormtongue is here under direct orders from Duke Countu, the famous Sith baritone.

    In order to conduct any successful business with the King of Rohan Yellow King, you need to free him from Duke Countu's Force-influence. Apparently, showing him how clean and shiny your apparel is does the trick.

    Good thing you borrowed some of that Mr Saber's Armor Cleanser™ from Missy a few days ago, Columbo. (You totally did)

    EDIT: Fixed Youtube links
     
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    Sprinkle "a bit" of the sand ever so delicately in front of the King's throne, letting him know that you are there at his pleasure. This will draw the King in, and he'll feel obliged to interact with you as equals. This will be your chance to earn his trust, and become the King's new advisor! A true pimp never passes up the chance to undermine exploitation that is not of his own design!
     
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    Speak the King in Yellow's name three times as part of an incantation to the Outer Gods. And then do either part of this ritual, or both, to appease them:

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    1. First you state how lame it is that the yellow king is actually yellow and that it would be so much more surprising if he was purple, or pink even cuz that would make for a good background story.

    2. Then you mention pyke syndicate to test whether the yellow king is enthralled or not.

    3. Then you show sand.

    4. And say something along the lines: the Power of the Sand compels you!

    Then lean back and observe the sensation in your surroundings.
     
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    Does the Yellow King truly like sand, or is it all part of an elaborate plot by the Pyke Syndicate to blackmail him? Not only is sand coarse, rough, and irritating, but it gets everywhere. What if it was to cover his royal robes, how long would it take to clean? Possibly months!
     
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    LOOK INSIDE yourself and SEE your HEART is YELLOW. ADJUST the WAVELENGTH of your EYES to 570 NANOMETERS. RUB some SAND over your METAL BODY and INGRATIATE yourself to the KING. BECOME the GOLDENROD you were MEANT TO BE!

    Beautiful. Love it!
     
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    (...I got an "Optimistic" rating for this one? LOL!)
     
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    I too have no idea how @Dork Lord of the Bith and I got a "Trolling" rating this time. I mean, it's technically correct, but... a negative for a suggestion?
     
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    They are just jealous for not thinking that before you...don't beat yourself up about it. ;)
     
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    If the user is on mobile it is very easy to misclick the ratings. They most probably wanted to give a positive one and just didn't see that they clicked 'trolling'. I don't know if the same user gave both of them (I won't say who publicly), but I'll send a PM to make sure.
     
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