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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Dark Cutie

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    Wow...you are a (dark) Knight afterall :p

    ETA: lol...i put dark in the brackets ...as in dark knight...hahaha...well...vader technically IS a dark knight?
     
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    Ask the KING IN YELLOW if he is a MELLOW FELLOW that enjoys MARSHMELLOWS

    You didn't BRING MARSHMELLOWS, but you did bring SAND. YELLOW SAND EVEN.
     
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    Surely you mean "Littlesaber"?

    PRESENT the YELLOW SAND to the YELLOW KING as a sign of your (yellow) GOOD INTENTIONS, and then (yellow) UMASK his (yellow) (yellow) ADVISOR as the (yellow) OBVIOUS SITH PLANT that he is. Yellow, yellow, something something yellow.
     
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    These two seem to be the best according to me!
     
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    I think he got that rating because of the "Trololo" video. It was in jest, I believe.
     
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    Take a moment to consider vacationing in CARCOSA.
     
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    Oh, yeah! What's up with the king of Onderon being a MIRIALAN? He is OBVIOUSLY an IMPERIAL PLANT and therefore he OBVIOUSLY needs the SAND to serve as POTTING SOIL, because he's NOT just ANY kind of PLANT... he is a POTTED PLANT!

    [​IMG]

    DROID DETECTIVE SKILLS FTW.
     
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    Fun fact: Way back in Act I, Onderon was initially planned to play out largely different than the version of it that we have right now. Had the group decided to go to Onderon immediately, it would have had more of a Lovecraftian tone to it. Some residue of this concept founds its way to the current version, most notably in the form of the palace having a dungeonesque appeal. Once we got to Onderon by the start of Act II, it just didn't fit into where the plot was heading towards, as the focus right now is about finding Mynock and Kestrel. The rest of the more horror aspects of old Onderon got shifted from a standalone setpiece to the whole Disciples of Silence thing. Those guys are here to stay.
    These sadly didn't make the cut because I ultimately decided to cut it at a certain moment. By all means, resuggest them!
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    The KING WINCES and GASPS at your FIERCE DISREGARD for COMMON COURTESY at the YELLOW COURT of CARCOSA IZIZ.

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    DARTH HONEST: "How dare you speak of the Pyke Syndicate in front of our King, fool!?"
    COLUMBO: "Excuse me? And who might you be?"
    DARTH HONEST: "I am Darth Honest."
    COLUMBO: "Seriously? That's your Sith title!?"
    DARTH HONEST: "Yes. I may be evil, but I am completely honest about it! Have you *seen* my face?"

    DARTH HONEST: "Bad to the bone. A Sith from the beginning! Deadly honest about it!"
    COLUMBO: "Uh..."
    DARTH HONEST: "The plebs may not like me, but you can always trust me to be upfront!"

    COLUMBO: "How you are even in a position of power here is beyond me..."
    DARTH HONEST: "This is Onderon."
    COLUMBO: "Ah. Explains much."

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    DARTH HONEST: "Onderon. The place of my birth! Since the days of Freedon Nadd did we harbour an interest in the Sith arts! With the return of the Sith Empire, the reignition of this interest was but a logical course."
    COLUMBO: "You're being awfully dramatic about all this."

    That MAJOR DEGREE in SITH THEATRE is finally PAYING OFF for DARTH HONEST.

    DARTH HONEST: "I apologize."
    COLUMBO: "I believe you, but you're still Sith scum."
    DARTH HONEST: "Thank you for being so honest about it."
    COLUMBO: "Stop."
    DARTH HONEST: "Am I making you... uncomfortable?"
    COLUMBO: "Yes."

    DARTH HONEST: "I am merely returning the favour. Your ignorance gave the King equal discomfort!"
    COLUMBO: "Really, what is it with you and the Pykes?"

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    <NO TEXT NEEDED>

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    COLUMBO: "Ernesto?"
    DARTH HONEST: "Bah! T'was but the name of my former self! I am now so much more. Obviously!"
    COLUMBO: "Obviously. Now what's all this mess with the <REDACTED>?"

    DARTH HONEST: "They invoke the terrible ire of our exalted monarch each and every day! Insolent spice dealers hoping to profit from the Imperial Blockade!"
    COLUMBO: "A blockade that's clearly your fault."
    DARTH HONEST: "I cannot lie. You are indeed correct, my mechanical friend. I have returned home to bring my King a way out! A righteous path!"

    COLUMBO: "Why does the King even care about spice?"
    DARTH HONEST: "He has... an addiction."
    COLUMBO: "And I have a theory! It's pretty damn clear that he's just an Imperial puppet!"

    AFTER ALL, the KING is INDUBITABLY MOST ASSUREDLY UNDOUBTEDLY a MIRIALAN! ONLY those YELLOW FELLOWS can be so MELLOW as to have a YELLOW THRONE... and ACCORDING to LORE, the RULERS of ONDERON are TRADITIONALLY HUMANS.

    THE GREAT DETECTIVE WINS AGAIN.

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    TURNS OUT that the KING is ACTUALLY just a JAUNDICED STRANGE HUMAN FELLOW with the TINIEST of HANDS.

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    HE'S ALSO a COMPLETELY DERANGED MADMAN. With a CRIPPLING SPICE ADDICTION.

    [​IMG]

    You have TRIGGERED the KING. DARTH HONEST HOPES you're PLEASED with YOURSELF.

    What do you do?
     
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  9. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    I lost it.

    +1000 points to you.
    They are the thing that interests me the most right now. Good to know we will be finding out more about them soon. I kinda want them to be like the Act 2 antagonists... like Snote and his clones were for the first Act.
     
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  10. DarthSnow

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    You must DISPLAY your OFFERING to KING A'DICT! (it's been too long since we had a name like this :D)
    UNFORTUNATELY, in your hurried attempt to OPEN it, you DROP the box, SPILLING the SAND at the KING'S feet!
     
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    I love the double entendre here. :D

    KING A'DICT(ator), also an ADDICT. Endorsed!
     
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    Haha thanks! :) Wasn't sure if anyone would pick up on that on both levels... should have known, this thread is smarter than the average bear!
     
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    Well, you missed another play on words @DarthSnow :p...
    Chuck the sand in the meatbag king's mouth and hope he chokes on it. Why do dic(k)tators always have to be so mean?
     
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  14. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    And resuggest I shall! Actually, the way you set this up makes my previous suggestion even more timely now.
    Also ask Darth Honest if he knows anything about Kestrel and Mynock...I mean, honesty™ compels him to answer honestly, no? Even if he truthfully denies to truthfully answer your question at all, then you know for certain that he truthfully does know something, which leads you to the conclusion that it's time for a good old-fashioned interrogation.
     
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    Darth Honest! The BREAKOUT STAR of SEASON 2! I honestly, genuinely, truthfully, candidly, and sincerely hope this isn't the last we see of his DRAMATIC BUTTOCKS. The guy brings enough CHEESE to the table to FEED an ENTIRE COLONY of STARVING HUTTS.
    I predict we are ending this Act on Dxun in the temple of Freedon Nadd. Doop is having a force vision of it right now.

    Watch me be 100% wrong in a couple of months.
     
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    This!!! And he's freaking Columbo!! That should bring fear and aweness to everyone by now. Or at least in Columbo's mind.
     
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    Sprinkle "a bit" of the sand crude oil ever so delicately in front of the King's throne, letting him know that you are there at his pleasure. This will draw the King in, and he'll feel obliged to interact with you as equals. This will be your chance to earn his trust, and become the King's new advisor over Darth Honest! A true pimp never passes up the chance to undermine exploitation that is not of his own design!

    Edit: Or get captured and disappear until Doop and Missy have to save you at the end of the arc.
     
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    Look the KING right in his EYES. EXPLAIN TO HIM that if one has been AROUND for as long AS YOU HAVE you begin to see the SAME EYES in DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

    TELL HIM...NO, INFORM HIM

    THAT HIS EYES TELL YOU HE HAS A CRIPPLING ADDICTION TO SPICE

    LUCKILY for HIM you brought his FAVORITE! YELLOW SAND! ITS SAND! ITS YELLOW! WHATS NOT TO LOVE?!?!

    OF COURSE you're going to have to charge him EXTRA for this GRAND BOUNTY OF SAND that is as YELLOW AS...err...HIS NAME!

    THREE TIMES SELLING PRICE SHOULD SUFFICE! That PHRASING even rhymes! And you're so GENEROUS, you'll only charge him an extra 10,000 credits for being witness to such amazing wit.
     
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    You honestly sell them sand as spice. Yellow spice.
     
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    ... Was that a Trump reference?

    ASK DARTH HONEST what the KING meant when he called you a puppet. SURELY that was a PLOT-CRITICAL STATEMENT, and not just the DELUSIONS of the MADMAN.
     
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