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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    I can't believe I missed that. Well...small hands do explain a lot.

    This inspired me to add on to my earlier suggestion:
    Honestly convince them this special yellow sand spice will enhance not only his....nose...but hands as well and that it is essential he buys it from you. At a special discounted price of ten-times-more-than-the-bravest-of-swindlers-would-ask :D
     
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    Caught me offguard too. :D

    One minute we're listening to Sith M!Hawke's dramatic monologuing, the next it's SUDDEN TRUMP.



    Please tell me I'm not the only one who read DARTH HONEST'S lines in NICHOLAS BOULTON'S VOICE!
     
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    He had way too much fun reading those lines. He's the reason why I tell people that DA2 is actually a dark comedy.
     
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    TELL THE KING WITH THE SMALL HANDS AND THIN EGO THAT YOU CANT GET ARRESTED BECAUSE HE HAS MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES LIKE THOSE ILLEGAL DXUN MANDALORIANS COMING IN ILLEGALLY, AND TAKING PEOPLES JOBS ILLEGALLY.

    DID I MENTION ILLEGAL? NOT LIKE HIS YELLOWNESS'S SPICE ADDICTION, KINGS CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT.
     
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    A DISTRACTION would be most OPPORTUNE. What better DISTRACTION is there than a SWEET BREAKDANCE to make the JAUNDICED, TINY HANDED, YELLOW KING forget all about being TRIGGERED? Your BREAKDANCE MODULE might be a little RUSTY, but it's worth a SHOT, right?
     
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  6. Darth Bob

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    CONVINCE the KING to TAKE the SAND... THROUGH SONG!

    "HIT me with your YELLOW SAND!
    Hit me! Hit me!
    Comes all the way from CORUSCANT!
    Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
    Hit me with your YELLOW SAND
    Made from a gundark's ANAL GLAND!
    Hit me! HIT me! HIT!... ME!"

    Or this one. WHICHEVER.
     
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  7. Alamact

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    Glad I waited a bit more for some of these. Thank you, Orthodox Christmas.
    Worth the box price alone, especially nowadays.
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    You know, a DELICATE CACTUS FLOWER.

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    You said it, KING A'DICT!

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    ...you're FRANKLY STARTING to WONDER how ONDERON hasn't FALLEN into COMPLETE ANARCHY YET.

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    That's your CUE, COLUMBO.

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    DON'T MESS THIS UP.

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    AAAAAND you've GONE and MADE a MESS!

    Well done.

    At least your box has MAGICALLY found its way BACK into your inventory. It will undeniably end up being USEFUL in the future. Unlike you.

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    HONESTY HURTS.

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    CURSES, BAMBOOZLED AGAIN! Who'd have THUNK that the YELLOW SAND you got from GRABBA the HUTT was just REGULAR SAND that is NORMALLY of YELLOW HUE!

    HUE. HUE. HUE.

    ...but not to worry, for you have a BRILLIANT PLAN to TURN this LITTLE F*CK-UP into PURE PROFIT!

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    BY LITERALLY EXPLAINING WHAT SAND IS.

    When you SAID that you could EXPLAIN THIS, it would have been BEST if you hadn't MEANT it LITERALLY. The KING is GETTING BORED about your LECTURE on SAND and NEEDS something VISUALLY STIMULATING if you're GOING to GET AWAY with this FARCE of a DEAL.

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    A ZESTY DANCE NUMBER!

    You're GOING to TRY to SELL REGULAR SAND to ONDERONIAN ROYALTY with a ZESTY DANCE NUMBER!

    May the Force be with you.

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    "HIT me with your YELLOW SAND!"

    Hit me! Hit me!

    "Comes all the way from CORUSCANT!"

    Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

    "Hit me with your YELLOW SAND"

    "Made from a gundark's ANAL GLAND!"

    Hit me! Hit me! HIT... ME!

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    You're SINGING about YELLOW SAND, but this REGULAR SAND is just REGULARLY YELLOW.

    YOU SUCK, COLUMBO.


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    You are now SURROUNDED by the TWIN GUARDS, a ROYAL PAIN in the ASS and his DEADLY HONEST ASSISTANT.

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    Ain't THAT just the TRUTH?

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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    And just like that, you're GONE.

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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    What a HAPPY ENDING to this STORY ARC.

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    That's because it's LITERALLY the NEWEST, HOTTEST PLANET MOON ADDED to the LORE.

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    GALT: "It’s not a place they’d tell you about in those wanker academies of yours."
    MISSY: "Is it a Jedi settlement?"
    GALT: "Very much so. One of the largest ones left in the galaxy after Ossus and Dantooine got destroyed."
    MISSY: "I’ve been to the Dantooine enclave. I was under the impression it got rebuilt?"
    GALT: "Rebuilt, abandoned. Outside of Tython and Jedha, not that many places are left for the Jedi to call home."

    MISSY: "Can you take us there? We’d need a guide."
    GALT: "Why ask me? You’ve got a Jedi in your group."
    MISSY: "Because you knew Kestrel."

    GALT: "...It’s going to cost you."
    MISSY: "I can pay. Just as soon as my droid returns from selling some cargo."

    UNFORTUNATELY, your DROID is COLUMBO.

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    CAN IT BE?

    WILL THIS SUBPLOT FINALLY BE RESOLVED!?


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    You're SO CLOSE to it, you COULD PRACTICALLY TOUCH IT!

    SO CLOSE...

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    This is not the popup you are looking for.

    You sadly cannot move along.

    Life is tough.

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    You are now a LEVEL 7 SCOUNDREL. Your GENERIC POWER ATTRIBUTE has now been replaced with the AWESOME LUCK STAT. This STAT does EVERYTHING POWER DOES, only BETTER. It is also REMARKABLY FLASHY and WORKS in a way that could HUMBLY be called CHEATING.

    In addition, you now have a NEW and IMPROVED SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH SCREEN... also KNOWN as the FALLOUT 4 CRAFTING SYSTEM. Sadly, you have LITERALLY ZERO GIZMOS to WORK WITH in this CHAPTER, but the PLANT SAMPLES you've GATHERED are going to be a GOOD START.

    You can INVEST ONE POINT into one of your SIX ATTRIBUTES: SCIENCE, HEALTH, LUCK, POSH, STEALTH, BANE, CUNNING.

    What do you do?
     
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  8. GingerByte

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    STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS @Alamact. I WAS EAGERLY ANTICIPATING SUCH AN EVENT, YOU HAD ME READING IN SUSPENSE!!! :mad: :D
     
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    I love how the king was addressed as "your Highness".
    Darth Honest sure is true to his wordplays. As long as they're really good, that is.

    Science. The crafting system wasn't teased for no reason, I'm sure. Now let's learn about those complex numbers, shall we?
    Might as well order a π while you're at it.
     
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  10. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    This chalkboard tho

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    Agreed. FOR SCIENCE!
     
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    LOOK, LUCK

    It's so NEW and SHINY. Yes, it's essentially just POWER given a new name and some MECHANICAL DIFFERENCES

    BUT ITS SO FLASHY HOW COULD YOU NOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT?!?!?!

    INVEST that POINT in LUCK. How are ELSE are you going to make that GREAT SHOT KID, you know, the one THATS ONE IN A MILLION. Such a time is BOUND to OCCURE when you need to do something DESPITE all the ODDS being stacked AGAINST YOU.

    You NEVER want some one to TELL YOU THE ODDS anyway

    You're not a JEDI so you can't just use the GALAXIES GREATEST CHEAT CODE (otherwise and more popularly referred to as THE FORCE) So that means GOOD OLD LADY LUCK is YOUR ALLY.

    AND A POWERFUL ALLY SHE IS

    possibly...
     
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    Science, the only thing you've ever been able to depend on. Why waste it on Luck when so far that one point ain't done blast?
     
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    I will place a request for the skill that you need to up in the form of a question:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Oh man. I'm dying. Epic spill... true to its nature, that sand got everywhere! And the King's reaction. Hahahaha. I lost it here and couldn't recover through the rest of the update... Had to bury my face in a pillow to keep from waking everyone in the house up. ORPA after dark can be dangerous.

    I'm also on the Science train. Thirded!
     
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    CHEATING? Well, LUCK, OBVIOUSLY.
     
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    All aboard the SCIENCE TRAIN!
     
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    LUCK TRAIN COMING THROUGH!

    CHOO CHOO MOOFMILKERS!
     
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    Not sure if I should laugh or cry at the Trump parody.
    All you NEED is LUCK.
    All you NEED is LUCK.
    All you NEED is LUCK.

    LUCK is ALL you NEED!
     
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    You DON'T KNOW the POWER of the LUCK SIDE!

    JOIN ME, it is YOUR DESTINY
     
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