Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Glad I waited a bit more for some of these. Thank you, Orthodox Christmas.

Worth the box price alone, especially nowadays.

You know, a DELICATE CACTUS FLOWER.



You said it, KING A'DICT!



...you're FRANKLY STARTING to WONDER how ONDERON hasn't FALLEN into COMPLETE ANARCHY YET.



That's your CUE, COLUMBO.



DON'T MESS THIS UP.



AAAAAND you've GONE and MADE a MESS!

Well done.

At least your box has MAGICALLY found its way BACK into your inventory. It will undeniably end up being USEFUL in the future. Unlike you.



HONESTY HURTS.



CURSES, BAMBOOZLED AGAIN! Who'd have THUNK that the YELLOW SAND you got from GRABBA the HUTT was just REGULAR SAND that is NORMALLY of YELLOW HUE!

HUE. HUE. HUE.

...but not to worry, for you have a BRILLIANT PLAN to TURN this LITTLE F*CK-UP into PURE PROFIT!



BY LITERALLY EXPLAINING WHAT SAND IS.

When you SAID that you could EXPLAIN THIS, it would have been BEST if you hadn't MEANT it LITERALLY. The KING is GETTING BORED about your LECTURE on SAND and NEEDS something VISUALLY STIMULATING if you're GOING to GET AWAY with this FARCE of a DEAL.



A ZESTY DANCE NUMBER!

You're GOING to TRY to SELL REGULAR SAND to ONDERONIAN ROYALTY with a ZESTY DANCE NUMBER!

May the Force be with you.



"HIT me with your YELLOW SAND!"

Hit me! Hit me!

"Comes all the way from CORUSCANT!"

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

"Hit me with your YELLOW SAND"

"Made from a gundark's ANAL GLAND!"

Hit me! Hit me! HIT... ME!



You're SINGING about YELLOW SAND, but this REGULAR SAND is just REGULARLY YELLOW.

YOU SUCK, COLUMBO.



You are now SURROUNDED by the TWIN GUARDS, a ROYAL PAIN in the ASS and his DEADLY HONEST ASSISTANT.



Ain't THAT just the TRUTH?



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And just like that, you're GONE.



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What a HAPPY ENDING to this STORY ARC.



That's because it's LITERALLY the NEWEST, HOTTEST PLANET MOON ADDED to the LORE.



GALT: "It’s not a place they’d tell you about in those wanker academies of yours."
MISSY: "Is it a Jedi settlement?"
GALT: "Very much so. One of the largest ones left in the galaxy after Ossus and Dantooine got destroyed."
MISSY: "I’ve been to the Dantooine enclave. I was under the impression it got rebuilt?"
GALT: "Rebuilt, abandoned. Outside of Tython and Jedha, not that many places are left for the Jedi to call home."

MISSY: "Can you take us there? We’d need a guide."
GALT: "Why ask me? You’ve got a Jedi in your group."
MISSY: "Because you knew Kestrel."

GALT: "...It’s going to cost you."
MISSY: "I can pay. Just as soon as my droid returns from selling some cargo."

UNFORTUNATELY, your DROID is COLUMBO.



CAN IT BE?

WILL THIS SUBPLOT FINALLY BE RESOLVED!?



You're SO CLOSE to it, you COULD PRACTICALLY TOUCH IT!

SO CLOSE...



This is not the popup you are looking for.

You sadly cannot move along.

Life is tough.



You are now a LEVEL 7 SCOUNDREL. Your GENERIC POWER ATTRIBUTE has now been replaced with the AWESOME LUCK STAT. This STAT does EVERYTHING POWER DOES, only BETTER. It is also REMARKABLY FLASHY and WORKS in a way that could HUMBLY be called CHEATING.

In addition, you now have a NEW and IMPROVED SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH SCREEN... also KNOWN as the FALLOUT 4 CRAFTING SYSTEM. Sadly, you have LITERALLY ZERO GIZMOS to WORK WITH in this CHAPTER, but the PLANT SAMPLES you've GATHERED are going to be a GOOD START.

You can INVEST ONE POINT into one of your SIX ATTRIBUTES: SCIENCE, HEALTH, LUCK, POSH, STEALTH, BANE, CUNNING.

What do you do?