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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. MadsLad

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    LUCKILY FOR SABER, HE KNOWS THE DARK ARTS OF BDSM NOW!

    TOUGH LOVE is his SPECIALTY.
     
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    JV-24601 Rebel Official

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    Oh, that hurt more than I expected.

    RESPOND TO SABER with a MESSAGE promising IMMEDIATE HELP the SECOND you're DONE YOUR BUSINESS. You shouldn't be here much longer... right?
     
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  3. The One Armed Wampa

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    Ah KRIFF, what did that IDIOT LOBSTRE get himself into THIS TIME? DIDN'T he realize that your SPAM FILTER would have AUTOMATICALLY LABELED all of his LETTERS as SPAM if he CONTINUED SPAMMING your INBOX LIKE THAT?

    BAD POETRY, ACTS OF DESPERATION, and PAINFULLY OBVIOUS ATTEMPTS at HITTING ON YOU aside, it really does SEEM like the DUMB LOBSTRE needs SOMEONE'S HELP. IF ONLY because it seems like he needs SOMEONE to HELP HIM at ALL TIMES.

    ASK GALT if he FEELS up to HELPING you HELP an idiot HELP the Empire to HELP everyone that really needs some HELP. Then HOLOCALL COLUMBO to ENSURE he got the LUDICROUS AMOUNT OF CREDITS for SHIPPING that CLEARLY YELLOW SAND to the POSSIBLY EQUALLY AS YELLOW KING. YOU might need that INSANE AMOUNTS of MONEY in THE FUTURE.

    OR POTENTIALLY NOW.
     
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  4. SaberingTime

    SaberingTime Rebel Official

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    I could watch this gif for hours!

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    I love how it's framed to flip between our two heroes but the mailbox stays in the same place. The contrast between the war on the streets of Corellia and some random peaceful bar is like night and day.
    You're one to talk, @Spacebeast48!
    THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
     
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  5. Capt. Andrew Luck

    Capt. Andrew Luck Force Sensitive

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    This is the way to go! SOLVE your CRAP on ONDERON and GET YOUR BLUE BUTTOCKS TO CORELLIA! Send DOOP AWAY to JEDHA with GALT/COLUMBO. Doop's an INCOMPETENT BARBARIAN. He's going to NEED HELP more than YOU.

    ALSO. WAKE HIM THE HELL UP ALREADY!

    /END CHAPTER.

    #BringSaberHome
     
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    Oh Missy, Missy,
    how you dare,
    he showed his pain,
    you did not care!
    Time for you to make things better,
    all he needs is just one letter.

    Go for the good!
     
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    Aw... and here we were expecting fall out from our terrible, terrible internet stalking. So... is Saber officially insane now? Have of all of our rosey adventures secretly been terrible atrocities committed by a group of individuals with frail connections to reality? Eh.

    Anyway I suggest we respond immediately to our good, and dear FRIEND. It is of utmost importance that we continue to keep our distance, despite our feelings, because from the sound of things we're probs gonna be real single real soon. Thus, I suggest the following:

    "Dearest friend Saber,

    It pains me to hear of your moral plight. If I could but dive unto the Imperials and Republic dogs alike I would.

    Unfortunately, I continue to be held to the obligation of finding the two dreaded outlaws that initially inspired my continued association with the failed Jedi fool, Doop. Our search has taken us to Onderron. While the trail was initially cold, very recent developments have made our search more likely to end in success.

    I will see you soon, and you must continue to hold on to your morals despite what might assail them.

    xoxo
    Missy

    P.S. Ran into my sister, shot her cause I'm too emotionally unstable to handle that ish right now."
     
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  8. Blackbird

    Blackbird Clone Commander

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    Right in the feels. Also page 100 is getting close!
     
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    Frist I have to say. You dumbasses. (I mean this most endearingly :p) Should have invested in Luck. I know what I'm talking about. Am a scientist. It'so overrated.
    Jeez, I'm out of it for a little while, and everyone gets delusions of grandeur ...


    Second. Write back to him:
    "You just talk the talk Saber. Walk the walk and leave that fatassed girlfriend of yours and then we'll talk"
    (Omg...a twist that could make Saber cool!!!) :p
     
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  10. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    > implying he wasn't already cool enough to begin with
     
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  11. Boushhdisguise

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    Saber IS cool. He just is too needy. Missy doesn't need his clingy butt. She should still help him though. Maybe when things settle down, things can happen, but right now, Missy has to keep her cool. We know Saber and Doop won't. Will we have to depend on Columbo to be the hero?
     
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    Yeah...after he dumps his fatassed crabby gf. :p
     
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    He's the hero galaxy deserves but not the one it needs right now.
     
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    She's scary. As soon as he gets a window, he's ghosting her.
     
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  16. Alamact

    Alamact Demon of the Trident
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    Yeah, I still have no idea what we'll do for our 2000th post. I don't want an exact repeat of our 1000th, but I will at the very least acknowledge all of those who participated.
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    You successfully write the FRIENDLIEST REPLY to have ever been WRITTEN by a TRUE FRIEND to another EQUALLY ABSOLUTE FRIEND, PROMISING your AID (but NOT your HEART) to his BELEAGUERED NEEDY MESS.

    Of course, your MAILBOX has INEXPLICABLY STOPPED WORKING and you're NOT REALLY SURE if it EVEN GOT SENT or NOT in the FIRST PLACE.

    OH, WELL...

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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER. THE SLEEPING BEAUTY.

    You've EFFECTIVELY SLEPT OUT your ENTIRE CHAPTER and THEREFORE have been PROVIDED with some HALF-ASSED FUTURE PLOT FORESHADOWING.

    You'd think that you were DONE with THOSE by this POINT, but NOPE. They just KEEP COMING.

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    MYNOCK: "I can't believe this is the place we've decided upon."
    KESTREL: "Well, what's wrong with it?"
    MYNOCK: "Ilum? Seriously?"

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    MYNOCK: "Look at this WHITE CRAP. This BLIZZARD is strong enough to FREEZE the DICK OFF a BLACK WOOKIEE!"
    KESTREL: "Good thing you're not a black wookiee. Also, that's racist."

    MYNOCK: "I don't care if it's racist. This place sucks. Seriously sucks."
    KESTREL: "Precisely. He won't be looking for us here. Not unless we lure him..."

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    You are now PRETTY MUCH FLIPPING through a MONTAGE.

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    STEVE?

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    NO. THIS IS SILENCE.

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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER, AWAKENED BEAUTY.

    Maybe instead of GETTING UNCONSCIOUS ALL the TIME, you should MAN UP and DO your PART in the STORYLINE whilst you're, you know, NOT SLEEPING.

    SERIOUSLY, all of your CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT is CONTAINED purely within DREAM SEQUENCES. What's WRONG with you?

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    Not the PRETTIEST SIGHT to be WAKING UP TO, all things considered.

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    Ah yes, the TRUSTWORTHY... and CANCEROUS.

    THANK YOU, MISSY.

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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    You are now DARTH SABER, the SITH who HATES WAR and BATTLE. If you PULL UP a QUICK SMOOGLE SEARCH, you'll soon realize that this is ONE of THOSE THINGS that should SIMPLY NOT EXIST, yet they do.

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    GEE, I WONDER WHY you never GOT that REPLY, SABER.

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    NO ARGUMENTS THERE.

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    WELL, AIN'T THAT JUST SPECIAL, SABER?

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    You know what else is SPECIAL?

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    The FACT that you don't even NEED a VOW OF CELIBACY to DIE a VIRGIN. You're just doing fine on your own.

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    Chapter 14: Blue Lives Matter

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    You are now JUN BLAND, a VERY MELLOW YELLOW FELLOW. You used to be on the right track in becoming a young, ambitious REPUBLIC SECRET AGENT, but alas, the fact that you ALMOST SINGLE-HANDEDLY cost the REPUBLIC their VICTORY on DANTOOINE put a SERIOUS WRENCH in those plans. All thanks to your SEVERE CASE of PATRIOTISM.

    You are now on the REPUBLIC CAPITAL WORLD of CORUSCANT, in case you hadn't FIGURED IT OUT by now, with your BRUTISH FRIEND LUNK, also a PATRIOT. It is here that you've ATTEMPTED to fabricate a HARMLESS LIE on what really HAPPENED on DANTOOINE in order to GET IN with the SIS for GOOD, but PEOPLE are not NOT as DUMB as those FRINGE FARMERS on DANTOOINE you grew ACCUSTOMED TO.

    Nevertheless, this didn't DETER you from BECOMING a FREELANCE INVESTIGATOR and you've USED this JOB for the past year or so to PAY the BILLS.

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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    LUNK: "Meesa likes it muy much."

    Even LUNK is a GENTLE PRINCESS INSIDE from TIME to TIME.

    [​IMG]

    You had a JOB APPOINTMENT at the SENATE BUILDING TODAY.

    What do you do?
     
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    Offer the CHISS CHICK your ICECREAM. You clearly don't want to eat it.

    Alternatively, offer it to LUNK so he could PRACTICE his DUAL WIELDING SKILLS!
     
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  18. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    Investigate Sven's™. Your Spidey-sense tells you it's a Yellow Sand-distributing front.
     
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    Seconded.
    Ice-cream... you know whats weird about ice-cream? There's never any ice in it! I think this warrants further investigation.
     
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    Unexpected Steve cameo! Always love those. :D

    GO ASK that BLUE BALD SOLDIER GUY about GETTING a SPEEDER PERMIT. With a SPEEDY YELLOW SPEEDER for a MELLOW FELLOW such as you, you will have time for BOTH ICECREAM and APPOINTMENTS! You're TWENTY YEARS OLD, FOR FUX'S SAKE!
     
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