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RUMOR KATHY - REMAKING THE PREQUELS

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by BaronSoontirFel, Dec 7, 2017.

  1. BaronSoontirFel

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    Dear Kathy,

    I am a biggest Star Wards fan. I am a 40 year old big boy who loves these movies since I was first just a small diaper boy. You guys over at Disney World are doing a great job with new start wars.

    When George Lucas came out of friggin knowhere to make the prequals we were all super excited. George was a mega master to us fans of the og films. What we got was 3 movies for DIAPER BABIES. It's like an accidental tribute to who framed roger rabbit but WORSE and with more soap opera level couch dialogue. Ugh. Even diaper babies don't understand the rediculous complicated plot about trade taxes or something but sure throw in a poopoo joke for babies. I thought this was about Skywalkers not friggin weird space business aliens.

    ANyways, since we're remaking all the movies more than 20 years old i figure in a few years we can reapproach the preqauls and have someone who isn't completed doped out on Goiter medications like Lucas was. Someone like JJ or Denny Villanueva. Just a thought.

    I could write the skrip to since I've got tons of ideas about where we meet Anakin SKywalker, and he's like a badass street kid who speaks like James Earl Johns. He's like an orphan or whatever and breaks out of the orpanage but someones like "you can't climb that fense" and Anakins like "your lack of faith disturbs me". Get it? It rhymes, duh.

    Yours truly,
    Baron Soontir Fel

    Ps. I love those Porgs can you plz send me a plush Porg doll and I promise I won't crucify it in effigy if you let me write the new prequals. Thx
    [​IMG]
     
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    Those who gave this the 'clouded' and 'dislike' ratings have tin ears for parody.
     
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    They probably think Space Balls is a slap in the face.
     
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    Or maybe simply dislike shitposting.
     
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    Steele interviewed Kathy or KK whatever you want to call her, she holds the keys now. Steele asked her would you remake the prequels? Kathy didn't understand the question, then he asked her again; when she finally understood the question, she laughed. Kathy said she would NEVER touch those films, those are Geroge's films. Kathy respects George for giving her total control of LFL and she will not insult him by remaking the prequels no matter how much some fans hate them.

    The prequels might be re-made but not when Kathy is in charge, maybe when another boss takes over Lucasfilm and gives the prequel haters what they want. Mark Hamill also stated that LFL is making films that have not been done before, so they will cherry pick from the EU or Legends books but will not make films or stories that have been written in the comic books, novels, or ancillary merchandise. A few weeks ago fans jumped to conclusions that Iden was Rey's mother from the video game Star Wars Battlefront 2, now we know from the new Craite DLC video that just dropped that Iden isn't Rey's mom. Speculation is good while we wait for the next installment but thats it, its all in good fun.
     
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    I was 14 or 15 when Space Balls came out and I remember thinking it was trite blast. Not so much a slap in the face, but a corny and crass parody of an American treasure. Funny, but lame; like all but a few Mel Brooks films. I think "humor" rather than "rumor" would be a more appropriate label for this thread, though I suppose it is a bit of a stretch to qualify as humor.
     
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    I think you guys arent understanding me. I love the prequails I just think we can try again. We have like 10 spidermans. What's the big deal?
     
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    I heard ebay sells senses of humor for 5.99 +S/H

    Sorry you feel that way but it's hilarious and fantastically so.
     
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    HAHA... COMPARING STAR WARS TO SPIDERMAN. Big fan of Marvel and Spiderman seen all the films in the theater but...DUDE...LOL great thread maybe someday...
     
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    Andrew Garfield for Obi-Wan
    Toby Maguire as Qui-Gon
    Tom Holland as Anakin
     
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    Tom Holland pick pockets Andrew Garfield... "hello there"
     
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    JK Simmons plays Yoda and just screams at them all.
     
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    Close but consider this:
    Wiliam Dafoda the young yoda
    [​IMG]
     
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    I think Andrew Garfield would make a good edgy young Anakin
    Tom Holland, a good trolling young Obi-wan
    Toby ... A young, sad and lost Qui-Gon, unable to jedi mind trick anybody, bullied, but someday a wise jedi
     
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    Spider-Wars.
     
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    The remake of the prequel trilogy would allow them to erase mentionig of Darth Plagueis the Wise and Jar_Jar..

    Hm, surely this must be temptation for someone out there ...

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    this made my day
     
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    As compelling the idea of remaking the prequels and enhancing it, I wouldn't find it necessary. Hayden Christensen will always be my Anakin, Ewan McGregor will always be my Obi-Wan and this applies on and on with all the characters that are made by the maker, George Lucas. Lately, I've asked myself, "what if the prequels were better? what would the world be like?". I have came to accept what they are, as they are in no way 'bad movies'. They are inspired movies, made by inspiring filmmakers, but yes, things might have went wrong here and there, but the Prequels are what they are. They are 'Star Wars', and we have to accept them, sooner or later.

    However, what Disney could do is a re-release where they enhance the CGI, and reshoot or add more scenes which might help with the flow.
    By the way, I want Lucasfilm and Disney to bring us new stories, and not remakes! Cheers.
     
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    If you need helping writing the skrip let me know bro
     
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    Have you write scripes b4? What's your history? Who sent you?
     
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