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Leaked Opening Line From Prologue of The Last Jedi Novelization Reveals Luke Dreaming About His Non-Existent Wife Before the Story’s Reality Begins

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by SWNN Probe, Feb 24, 2018.

  1. Dr Jerrone

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    That's fine if you want to make it out to only be, "a few words in one post" and ignore the larger context. I wasn't trying to tell you what you want or should want I just don't like when people trying to make their opinion everyone's opinion. I just used a joke that is prevalent on the Internet, "FTFY" but spelled it out in case someone hasn't seen it before or know what it means. You're the one who escalated the situation but if you've never seen that before then it was probably just a misunderstanding.

    "No way girl, you're good."

    FTFY

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    I certainly wasn't trying to make my opinion everyone's opinion that was never the intent. If only I had that power around here! I'm just going to go with misunderstanding on this one. Sometimes it's hard to gage what someone's intention is in their post ... so I just assume the worst most of the time!:D
     
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    Here we go again...
     
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    Now this is how Rey is a Skywalker and her parents are drunk gamblers can be both true.
    Just a few weeks Luke had that one night with Camie Marstrap but there couldn't be more because she was still boyfriend of Laze "Fixer" Loneozner, so when he left he didn't know (and neither did she) that she is pregnant. She and her daughter lived together with Laze on tatooine, but her daughter one day left with a scoundrel and ended up on Jakku.
     
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    do you think they're going to make Rey and Ben cousins as some kind of gross cosmic joke?
     
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    Actually Luke would be Reys Grandpa so they're not cousins.
     
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    it's a 1st cousin once removed (i believe that's the actual term for it).
    they're still blood-related and panting after one another. : o p
    ew. hahahahaha
     
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    I'm so confused! :D

     
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    They would be still cousins. => Second cousin. But I don't think it's possible for Luke being her grandpa. He's too young and she's too old.

    EDIT: @FN-3263827, you were faster than me.
     
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    Just to add a little to this interesting speculation, maybe Luke always had a crush on Camie but never had the courage to admit it since she had a boyfriend and he was "wormie" to her. Years later, he returns to Tatooine as a handsome jedi in his black robes and impresses her (maybe levitating pears, power converters or something :p)

    They have a brief fling but she doesn't want to marry a jedi so Luke leaves, deciding to dedicate himself to studying the force.

    Camie (now pregnant) marries Fixer and they settle on Jakku...subsequently, their lose their money, take to drink and finally sell their (actually Luke's) daughter Rey to Unkar Plutt for a ship to leave Jakku.

    Luke meanwhile sits on Ahch-to regretting everything and thinking of what might have been.
     
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    I don't know why they do this. It just adds more confusion to people who don't pay attention or want Luke to be Rey's father.

    I guess he had a crush on Camie, and was dreaming of an alternate life. After Kylo went crazy Luke gave up on the Force and probably wished he had never become a Jedi. His farm life wasn't as bad as he thought when he was a kid. It's better than living alone on an island drinking space manatee milk.
     
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    not with time travel. :p
     
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    C'mon you know why ;).....so these folks can have a good laugh at the daily 9am meeting over coffee.

    Vindictive geek sadism?? (emperor)

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    Mace Windu's Force ghost visits Ahch-To.
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    ...let me ask you something friend..its Luke, isnt it ?...

    [​IMG] .mh..what do you want you see I'am bussy on my island...damn where's my lighter when I need it.

    I heared you dreamed you sold a droids, you had a peacefull life and a wife to be with you on your desert planet.

    ....what do I see?

    You see I didn't sold the droids so I had a life full of battles and tragedy, and lost my wife on a ocean planet. ...

    ..and what do girl Rey dreams?

    er, what do you mean.?

    I say what does Rey dream all the time ..?

    She said she dreams about island, ocean planet I don't know..

    aaand?

    ..and what?

    .and where she came from?

    From a desert planet.

    ...and why does she dream ocean planet?

    .she dreams how it would be on a watery planet to catch a fish because she was thirsty scavanger from nowhere (Jakku is prety much nowehere) and she was hungry and thirsty on desert planet..


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    ..no ..ocean planet she dreams for this is where she would be with her family if something didn't gone wrong way .

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    ...........................
     
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    Going to defend one of my ideas that I don't even believe myself...
    I know that would be a tough schedule, but afaik Rey is born 15 ABY, so her mother would have been ~14/15. While uncommon, Teens become pregnant some times especially when running away with some stranger ;)
     
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    I think he was just fed up with how people percieved him like he was some sort of deity. Luke Skywalker the mythical Master Jedi that solves world hunger and all its other problems by lifting rocks and waving lightsabers around much like beauty queens do.

    I believe he was thoroughly dissapointed with populistic opinions which degrade Jedi Masters down to simple mumbo jumbo tricksters...
    --- Double Post Merged, Mar 1, 2018, Original Post Date: Mar 1, 2018 ---
    Pedophilia in SW?
     
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