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HUMOR Let's hear it for the Jawas!

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by Pobody's Nerfect, Nov 2, 2014.

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Do Jawas deserve more respect?

  1. Yes, of course!

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  2. Hell yeah they do!

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  3. Absolutely!

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  4. Very much so!

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  5. Sure, certainly!

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  1. Pobody's Nerfect

    Pobody's Nerfect Jedi General

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    Let's face it, Tatooine is not an easy place for a Jawa to live. There's those Tuscan Raiders trying to beat your head in with those metal sticks they have. There's that idiot Skywalker kid racing around on his landspeeder, going way too fast to stop if you happen to be in his way. Really, one wrong step on Tatooine and you're in deep bantha poodoo or worse, in a Sarlaac pit.

    Then there's Jabba's anti-Jawa discriminatory hiring policy. Ever notice that Jabba only hires those ugly Gammoreans as guards? Well, let me tell you that Jawas can do anything those green pigs can do!

    Like what, you ask.?

    For starters, Jawas keep the place clean. There's scrap metal and droids falling from the sky every time a Star Destroyer comes by. Think they pick up their own mess? No! Those jerks leave jobs like that for the Jawas. If it weren't for us there would be spare parts strewn all over the planet, knee deep in places. Well, ankle deep for most species, but knee deep for a Jawa. I heard the Ewoks want to hire us to clean up all those pieces of Death Star rubble on their forest moon, but screw 'em! Just because they saved the Galaxy they think they don't have to clean up their own mess. Well, guess what? If you hadn't destroyed the shield generator the damn thing wouldn't have rained down on your moon and the mess wouldn't be there! Use your freakin' heads next time! Numbskulls!

    Then there's the heat. Ever spent a day inside a cloak, inside a sandcrawler, inside a desert, on a planet with twin suns? If you haven't, don't. If you have, welcome to hell. Bring your motion sickness pills because our sandcrawler's kinda short on windows.

    Then there's Dewbacks. They think we're delicious. There's like a total of two places on Tatooine to get a little water and Dewbacks hang out there 24/7/365, hogging all the water for themselves and eating any smaller life form that tries to get a drink. Very bad manners! Didn't your mothers teach you to share? Last week a Dewback tried to hump our sandcrawler. You should have heard the sound from the inside! We put it in reverse and ran over his toes. We thought that would teach him, but apparently he likes it rough. We had to put up with our ride getting rocked for another 25 minutes, then he asked for our phone number. As if!

    Finally, and worst of all, are the droids. None of them would last two days outside, and probably not two minutes in a sand storm. We save their miserable butts, giving their servos shelter from the sand. I mean, it's a huge favor we're doing them! Are they grateful? Oh, no! They call us kidnappers and do everything they can to escape! Escape to where, you malfunctioning morons? Think those stormtroopers are here looking for unicorns? And at least when we fix you up we put your head on right, unlike some Wookiees I could name!

    Yeah, we got it rough. But we do keep a poster of Carrie Fisher in the sandcrawler bathroom, so life's not all bad.
     
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  2. DarthDwight

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    Jawas. I love those guys.
    they sold my friend Oscar his new house, as seen in this picture.
    oscar-R2D2.jpg
    Talk about a "flea market flip!"
     
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  3. RBanks

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    I love the Jawas!

    And I am totally stoked to hear that principle photography for their very own
    spin-off movie begins this weekend on location at Martha's Vineyard!

    Here's the official poster-

    Jawas!.jpg
     
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  4. TheFettMan

    TheFettMan Rebel Official

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    If you like Jawas, check out the digital animation film; Droids, The Jawa Adventure. It's on You Tube, IMDb.com Facebook. Voice actor; Tom Kane does C3PO ;) .

    TFM
     
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    Here is a Tribute to Jawas:

    And I will also give them a salute:
     
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    Was there ever a jawa jedi in th EU?
     
  7. Darth Jason 141

    Darth Jason 141 Rebel Commander

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    Dunno,but that would be cool!!
     

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