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HUMOR Lobot worked for future Google.

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by Willybobo, Nov 15, 2014.

  1. Willybobo

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    One of the prototypes for wearable computers that Google has developed leapfrogs its own Glass concept and directly taps into synapses in the brain. Using nanotechnology and Google Fiber connectivity, it's possible to read the brainwaves of a user and instantly deliver the data to their consciousness. The prototype eschews a traditional HUD (head's up display) in favor or displaying data in the mind's eye, first and foremost. Tactile buttons are also included in the wearable to ensure the user never loses 'touch' with reality. Additionally, the data sent to the user's headset can also be projected via a holographic camera on the side of the unit.

    Lobot. Next-gen Google employee.

    And clearly I don't work for Google or Lando... since I posted this in the wrong forum. D'oh-bot! Mods, can you do me the favor and move this to where it should be. Gracias.
     
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    Lobot should come back in Episode VII with a new techno prophecy. What if...what if... By the time the Force awakens, they technologically found a way to emulate the force. Like moving rocks and wood sticks with the mind, but with a Lobot style head device.

    Another prophecy from A New Hope, this time (1977)... Blue Snaggletooth... Bluetooth... Yo! Yo!

    We need more bluetooth devices in Episode VII. And drones.... And Damn! HD quality to these holographic communications... It's 2015! Look at what we did with Michael Jackson and 2-pac.
     
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    Google just leased a former Nasa airfield for space research. Just sayin' .

    'Thank you very much-o, Mister Lobot-o'
     
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    I always thought Lobot was a Lobotomised criminal. Before his lobotomy, he was crazy like Jack Nicholson in One flew over the cuckoo's nest. Wild Lobot! Or a sexual predator.
     
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    Part of the Dream Team, escaped from an intergalactic Arkham Asylum. I'd watch this. But I'm crazy.

    Also, in the urban community, the term 'downlow' refers to a man who lives a heterosexual life but has a secret gay lover on the 'downlow.'

    Was Lando on the 'downLobot?' I'd Google it but since Lobot was a future employee of theirs, they've scrubbed all results for anything peculiar involving their people.
     
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    *With sexy voice* Hellllloo....Whaaat have we here? Wanna live in the cloudz?

    Lando has a double life... Makes total sense! The Empire used that knowledge to blackmail him to betray his friend.
     
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