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HUMOR Murderers, traitors and thieves of Star Wars universe (SW Personality test included)

Discussion in 'General Sequel Trilogy Discussion' started by Greywalker, Jul 11, 2017.

  1. Greywalker

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    damn...you make him sound like a villain or something! Even villains are people, you know?? or green slimy slugs ...but still :p doesnt mean that a villain can have a moral high-ground...they toooootally can...I mean...lets take Jabba's example....he is a total sleeze right? but he has a tough job...tattooine is full of muddy slimeholes like mos eisley? no? safe to presume that most inhabitants are shady honorless creatures...cant rule a den like that by being nice to people...and saying oh pretty pretty please pay me back the money you loaned...Lets face it Han tried to swindle the bloke...like more than once? Im pretty sure Jabba was very lenient with Han...so once Han steps to far we ALL TRASH Jabba for reacting the way he did??? that just so wrong man...if you know what i mean...If you consider only that aspect. Relationship of Han and Jabba. Han was a bigger scum there! Jabba even gave him a better deal than the rest! But NOOOOOO everybody jumps on Jabba just cuz he likes to chain women...duh...so not connected...I mean...look at Kylo...he straps women to interogation chairs...but he is sexy so thats okay?? Its just so....complicated :D who is right...who is wrong?? some are funny sure, does that trumps all the rest? it all really is just a POV :p and I'll give you a thing to chew on...would Jabba be such a sleeze if he was a woman? huh? or....a porg lover? I bet if it was discovered he had two porgs as pets, dunno...lets call them Mo and Ice....who he loved and cared for...could he be considered as bad? HUH?

    Al...I love you already...I got that same result :)
    Qui Gonn is the most underrated character of all sw characters...he started this whole Saga....He was rebellious to the idiocies of the Jedi order...and very often a beam of reason when their judgement was clouded by their egotrippings....I wanna see more of qui gonn...did you know he was the first who discovered t how to become a Force Ghost?

    Hey...bail organa is a King! Right :D Your Majestyfulness :D

    what's that in SW charachters? Padme?

    im gonna retake the test lol...I wonder if my current hormon levels are gonna have an influence on the end result :D
     
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    Okay ill give you that Jabba is a businessman. There's no mercy in the Spice game. Han was a deadbeat. If Jabba was attractive and confident he wouldn't need to tie up women. Unless they're into it.
    no Jabba's love was for his pet Rancor he fed those chewy porg hens to it without hesitation.
    If Jabba were a woman she'd scare the hell out of me.
     
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    dammit man! you really are a sunshine :D I laughed my a$$ off for 5 minutes straight!! Can you imagine Jabba with a bra??? or.....Han in slave Leia outfit...although technically it would be called slave Han outfit then...So Jabba is just a simple business man trying to get bye in a dog eat dog world and were he a woman he'd be a grlpwr hero? Specially if she tied men up...or down...hmmm....but still she'd be ugly...and ugly and bad=evil creep.....Hot and bad= badboy :D one is redeemable the other is not...

    also dude...I forgot Rancor was Jabba's beast??? was his first name Royle? @RoyleRancor...please share the enigma of your nick? why-o-why?

    ***disclaimer for good samaritans***
    Royle and I share inside jokes, so all is well and no one is being passive or aggressive :)
     
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    Lololololol. :D yes slave Han would definitely happen if Jabba were female. I could imagine Jabba wearing slave leia outfit *cring*.
     
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    huh Jabba Haters....I bet encasing in Carbonite doesn't seem so bad all of a sudden :D


    edit...what shall we morally ambigue next? or who?
     
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    Im not hating on Jabba. Dont get me wrong. I admire his business sense. It wouldn't be too bad to be Jabba for a day. He just has personal issues. With the tying up women, hanging frozen employees on the wall. Feeding chewy porg hens to his pets. He's a little extreame.
     
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    yeah yeah extreme mextreme...latida and dundundun....its a tough world Tattooine...jawas are freaky little devils...and the sand people....they are course and rough and irritating....probably Jabba was a lovey dovey goofy kid like this:
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    until they got to him...his places I mean? Look what sand did to Ani...drove him crazy enough to go chocking pregnant women half his size....can you imagine a whole sand person itching you? huh? huh? the porg are probably all made of sand...i dont trust them, not one bit :p


    and at the risking of being called Randomwalker again im just gonna add this:
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    aint that ^^^^^the most damn cutest thing you ever saw in your life...thats my next baby's Halloween costume right there!
     
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    Lolololololol. Yes i suppose eccentricities come with being a businessman on Tatooine.

    That baby costume is awesome, but I better not get off subject. What was the subject? Ahh yes what shall we discuss next, as far as murderers traitors and theives. Lando perhapse?
     
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    please....Lando is a crybaby traitor real businessman-Jabbalike wannabe :D
    aand he dresses badly...like dude...capes are no go for non FS or non Superhero pipl...unless you are a Krennic ofc...that dude can wear a cape! Lando....can NOT!
     
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    Yeah Lando was a sleezy politician and businessman. He has a bad gambling problem, he lost the Falcon. He makes the little pig men do all the dirty jobs. What's up with Lobot? Lando only turns him on when he wants something, what kind of friend is that? Yeah with that getup he wears, he thinks he's a pimp. He was constantly harassing leia. His best friend's girlfriend, while he's standing right there. Just a creepy dude.
     
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    I always thought the Rancor was cool. And Royle was a "nickname" I had in college. So...there it is lol
     
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    Thank You, I think the reason he was the first to be on the other side was because he was willing to see past regulation. He was a kind rebel. Love you already too.
     
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    Exactly!!
    I always wondered how he learned the secret of Force Ghosting...and I would love to see him appear in ST...somehow :)
    --- Double Post Merged, Oct 3, 2017, Original Post Date: Oct 3, 2017 ---
    Ohhhh...i forgot to dish Lando...i dunno...my impression of him was that he was a playboy...creepy one...like...she reeeeaaaaaly doesnt feel comfortable with his advances...i was surprised she didnt hit him to the head with something..pan...with a pan...
    I also dislike his clothes...like a lot...but Lando is nothing in lameness compared to bobba Fett...thats like...the most bleak character ever...his dad is loads more interesting.
    Have you seen this?


    Im a deadpool girl :D
     
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    lolol no first time. Jango at least did something other than stand and nod.
     
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    Bobba fett is jango wannabe :D
     
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    but it was like the coolest thing ever!..

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    this alone beats everything his father did ! :p
     
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    Which is kinda ironic considering he is jango clone lol
     
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    Yup. Its like a llittle boy wearing his dads shoes. Armor doesn't make the man.
     
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    Hahah...he only had three lines and one of them was Aaaaaaaah :p

    But he is his dad lol
     
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    All Boba did was follow the MF without hyperdrive, may I add. The Vader did all of the dirty work.
     
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