HUMOR Official Porg Cookbook 1.0 - Post your Recipes

There is nothing like some "Pickled Porg's Feet."

You get large pan and fill it half full of Ahch-To ocean water.

Add vinegar, Crait Salt, some jawa juice, a half cup of blue milk and some nectar legends syrup

Bring to a boil

Then add as many porg feet as possible and keep boiling for a few hours.

Then simmer for one hour

Drain into jars, put lids on and keep in an Ahch-to cave for a few weeks.

Bring it out and eat with some dried Porg skins.

MMMMmmmm....mmmmm....good

 

Official site starwars.com give us some ideas to even better appreciate the porgs...

 

I was just coming here to post that I had Porg with cranberry sauce yesterday. Yummy! My wife is going to use the leftover Porg to make gumbo today!

 

I made a new recipe called the"Chewie slap a Porg" it is soooo good.

 

Don't know how I could be so blind and miss this mouth watering thread about all the delicious porg j(ch)obs.
My absolute favorite are the porg sausages so far.
Can't wait till I reach one of these faboulus "Bourgeoise Porg Restaurants". I have heart they have the best porg stew in the GFFA.

 

Chewie is just using his way of tenderizing.

 

Ahm, interesting, is it a pâté, or perhaps a sort of terrine?

I think you're wrong. I think the porg tried to beat Chewie on dejarik.

 

How about Porg jam?

Take one porg and stab it in the face with a spear.
Soak the dead porg in blue milk until it starts smelling like decaying flesh. Make sure not to refrigerate blue milk. Save the milk for later in the recipe.
Put the porg's rotting carcass into the blender and blend until the porg becomes red and sticky.
Put liquid porg in a large jar and add half the blue milk you used to soak the porg. You can do whatever you want with the other half of the blue milk.'
Enjoy your porg jam with a variety of recipes. Keeps for 3 years unrefrigerated, eternity refrigerated.

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Everyone on this thread:
"I HATE porgs! I hate their stupid **** guts! Porgs are such dumb ugly **** ****s who came from **** land! DIE IDIOT PORGS!!!"

 

I'd be down for some Porg steak.

 

Actually it would be 5% porg meat, 10% hamster, and 85% plastic.

 

I counted it up and there were at least 40 posts on September 25, 2017.

 

Yeah, but those sad eyes of the porgs made him not very hungry lol

 

Anyone can edit!

 

does anyone have a good recipe specifically for Snorg?

 

You must cut him in half first