HUMOR Official Porg Cookbook 1.0 - Post your Recipes

and remove the arms too, right? ; D

 

Yeah, and name yourself supreme leader of the Porg Order

 

How about Snorgchops:



Ingredients:



5 large chops of Snorg flesh.

1 Snorg head

1 cup porg vitreous humor.

½ cup liquefied rathtar earwax.

2 tablespoons man-eating plant spice.

3 cups rancore blood.

1 teabag ewok fingernails.

1 tablespoon porg mucus.

3 tablespoons powdered Hoth ice.

1 cup ground hutt liver.

1 cup blue milk.



Directions:



Pour rancor blood into a pot. Drop ewok teabag into the pot and bring to a boil.

In a separate bowl, add porg vitreous humor, liquefied rathtar earwax, porg mucas, and blue milk and stir all those ingredients together to create a sauce.

In yet another bowl, mix man-eating plant spice, Hoth ice, and hutt liver. Put each chop of meat in and get it covered in the mixture, one piece of meat at a time. Drop each one into the bowl of sauce and insure that it is completely submerged.

Then put all five pieces of meat onto and pour the boiling rancor blood onto the meat, making sure to saturate each piece equally. Cook in the oven for 30 minutes.

Meanwhile, turn Snorg head into a mask, and use it to disguise yourself and declare yourself the leader of the Porg Order.

Enjoy both mutilated Snorg flesh and ill gotten power over the porgs.

 

porg on a stick is still one of the best ways to enjoy this plump juicy treat! : D

 

My ultimate Star Wars ship is such:

Kylo Ren + Rey = Kylo Rey.

 

General Tso's Porg Fried Rice