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Possible titles and storylines for Episode XXXVIII

Discussion in 'General Sequel Trilogy Discussion' started by Pobody's Nerfect, Jun 6, 2015.

  1. Pobody's Nerfect

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    Since we die hard OT fans won't allow our favorite characters to die...

    Episode XXXVIII - Revenge of the Bedsores: Han and Chewie can't remember where they parked the Falcon while Luke forgets the dosage of his geriatric multivitamins.

    Episode XXXVIII - Attack of the Stroke: After becoming more machine than man, Lando tries to find a teenage lover to try out his latest cybernetic "enhancement".

    Episode XXXVIII - Luke Remembers to Flush: For a brief moment Luke regains enough of his memory to stop dribbling down his chin.

    Episode XXXVIII - Darth Dentures vs. Jedi Colonoscopy: An epic battle between forgotten warriors and their insurance carriers.

    Episode XXXVIII - Look as good at 900 you will not: Leia finally admits Yoda was right and lets herself go.
     
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    Episode XXXVIII - The Greatest Generation (Only in their minds): Deep in their dementia our nostalgia infused OT heroes reminisce about how much better they are than both their predecessors and successors.

    Episode XXXVIII - The Phantom Image: Boba Fett struggles to regain the perceived mysteriousness lost by the exposition of his origins.

    Episode XXXVIII - Not the Bad Guy We're Looking For: Bad feelings ensue when the curmudgeonly OT heroes argue amongst themselves about Darth Vader's status as a villain.
     
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    Episode XXXXX - The Force won't wake up
    Bloke Lightsleeper tries to get the force to wake up again after it fall asleep in the previous Episode.
     
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    Episode XXXVIII - The Mindless Philosopher: A two-hour long monologue featuring the upper torso of C-3PO attempting to explain what midicholrians are and why his legs are still wandering around the Jundland Wastes
     
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    Episode XXXVIII - A New Dope: Han Solo and Luke Skywalker end up in a midlife crisis when their characters are replaced by none other than
    the Pot Pot Bongs and Yo Yo Bling, and, as a result, attempt all sorts of things to become relevant and cool again. However, being reminded of the fact that they have no idea how to go about doing this,
    they decide to hire Lando "No-MidLyf-Kriziz" Calrissian and his disco droids as their consultants...
     
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    Star Wars: Episode XXXVIII - It's Okay to Ask for Help!
    Jar Jar has misplaced his hayblibber, and his friend Mickey Mouse knows it, but wants Jar Jar to learn how and when to ask for help.

    Star Wars: Episode XXXVIII - Passing On.
    The Force, having been awake since Episode VII without any sleep, is nearing death by exhaustion. Against the wishes of the millions of Jedi using the Force against its will, the Force considers speaking with a healthcare professional about an alternative to living with suffering, called "Death with Dignity".
     
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    Star Wars Episode 8 The Balance of the Force.
     
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    Psssh... Episode VIII? That came out 60 years ago! We're trying to figure out what the title will be for the *newest* Star Wars movie, Episode XXXVIII ! ;)
     
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    Oh right stuck back in time, let me get back to you.
     
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