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SPOILER Post your funniest TFA rumors

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Old Biff from the Future, Nov 1, 2015.

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  1. Old Biff from the Future

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    Well kids, I usually don't create threads but today I feel like posting interesting ones.

    Anyhow, Over the last three years people and some of our SW sister sites (cough) have posted interesting rumors. Some of these rumors are so out there that it boggles the mind. Some of the rumor and supposed leaks are something a guy named SUPERSHADOW would have been proud of years ago.

    Anyhow, I am interested to see what you all have got.

    After the film is released I am going to look back at this thread and SEE just what crazy ones you thought were out there turned to be true.



    I'll start it off with the grand daddy of them all!!

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    Luke Skywalker’s robotic hand opens the FILM floating in space and lands on Jakku.
     
    #1 Old Biff from the Future, Nov 1, 2015
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    That one did sound a little funky to me, but to this day I am leaving myself open to the possibility it could still happen. I don't want to go into "oh my childhood has been raped" mode if it does happen and ruin the rest of the movie.
     
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    if that one is true I will run around the block 5 times and scream I LOVE STAR TREK
     
    #3 Old Biff from the Future, Nov 1, 2015
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    The one where Rey shows up on Skellig and Luke says "My baby girl." Like he's Mo'nique or something.
     
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    The 'Snoke isn't Plagueis' rumour is ridiculous! :p
     
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    I feel like I am definitely missing out on some good stuff as I haven't dived into the Snoke-Plagueis debate. From the sounds of it, it is even more epic than the Finn pre TFA identity debate.
     
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    That Luke just shows up for 5 minutes
    that's ridiculous and will never happen, am I right? AM I RIGHT?! :eek: :(
     
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    The premise of the movie sounds like
    It is the search for Luke Skywalker, so if true, I don't expect to see him until the very end! Ep VIII = Lots more Luke!
     
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    I hope so.....
     
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    Well... C3-PO's forearm is red, because he donated the original one to Luke, when the Jedi lost his own somewhere in between trilogies. The robotic arm gently touching R2-D2 in the trailer is really a C3-PO's gutted forearm, but attached to Luke. Or so I heard ;)
     
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    Poe isn't Rey's love interest. He's Finn's.

    MvS plays old Kanan Jarrus. Seriously, I'd love for that to happen... oh wait, Kylo kills MvS character.. nevermind.
     
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    That is a great one....
     
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    [​IMG]

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    snoke is yaddle
     
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    That Supreme leader Snooke's species is like Yoda's
     
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    Oh man....Supershadow. I used to visit that site REGULARLY back in the day, and was SO intrigued......BUM!! My funniest TFA moment is when I recorded my TFA trailer reaction video, and after reviewing it, found that it was laced with profanity....didn't submit it! :)
     
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    Giant floating Rey from Reddit. The best rumor ever...........
     
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    Disney signed a deal with Warner Bros?

    This is a MAJOR scoop! ;-)
     
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    Thanos is Snoke
     
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    Almost, but not quite...

    Thanos is still Thanos.

    Snoke is his tap-dancing sidekick.
     
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