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SPOILER Post your funniest TFA rumors

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Old Biff from the Future, Nov 1, 2015.

  1. Bluemilk

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    There was a rumour about two years ago that a WWE wrestler Sheamus was going to play Darth Vader in TFA.

    I thought that was hilarious.
     
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    Chewie with a prosthetic arm.
    MVS is Boba Fett
    MVS is Lobot
     
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    MVS is everyone. Everyone is MVS. WE. ARE. M. V. S.
     
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    Hasbro will later release the Star Wars action figures MVS edition. When you remove the helmets, MVS's face is then revealed.

    What's inside BB-8? MVS of course!
    Who stole C3P0's original arm? MVS!
     
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    Sylvester Stallone is playing Boba Fett
     
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    That's a classic!

    How about Planet Tarantula?
     
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    And in the next Special edition of Return of the Jedi, as Boba falls into the Sarlacc...

    BOBA: "Adriaaaaaan.....!"
     
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    Mine is two-fold. Jakku is Tatooine. And all those out there still carrying the Jakku is Tatooine torch. ;)
     
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    OMG!! I forgot about that one......LOLOLOLOL
     
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    Just encountered this in another thread. It was part of an off-handed comment, so I'm not sure whether this made actual rumour status...

    And to prevent it from contaminating the rest of my post, I'm putting it in a CDC-certified quote-box:
     
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    BRB, dying.
     
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    Boba Fett survived the Sarlacc, then had a sex change and later became known as Captain Phasma
     
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    - Luke went crazy because of all his Force Ghosts roomies.
    - Benedict Cumberbach is Snoke, Thrawn, Leia, BB-8
    - MVS is Valorum, General Madine, Obi Wan Kenobi
    - Adam Driver plays Dooku's aristocratic relative
    - Lupita plays a Sith Witch
    - Luke is now a cyborg - CyberLuke went mad with half a cyborg face
    - MVS is a cyborg called Montross
     
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    Kylo ren is Mace Windu's son and wattos second cousin
     
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    Definitely MVS as Boba Fett. Well pretty much anything involving Boba Fett.

    Which is why I shudder any time someone compares Phasma to him.
     
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    Oh, like, baby, baby, baby, OOOHHHH, like...

    (I can't believe I just typed that)
     
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    The First Order sends Boba Fett and IG88 back in time to kill young Luke Skywalker, but the Resistance sends PZ-4CO to save him.
     
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    Way to spoil the entire plot,.. JJ is going to be upset with you
     
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