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HUMOR Pregnant Rey rumor, nonono don't go wait!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' started by McDiarmid, May 9, 2018.

  1. tm0910196

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    Can I just say, as a Catholic, since this is something that always gets wrongly phrased...

    "Immaculate conception" does NOT mean "conception without sex." It refers to the belief in Catholicism that Mary was conceived without sin. If you wanna talk about conception without sex (a la Jesus), the phrase you're looking for is "virginal conception."

    Okay. Carry on, friends...
     
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  2. McDiarmid

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    Immaculate conception of virgin Mary is belief not of just Catholics but of almost all Christians, and interestingly confirmed and integral part of Islam to (virgin conception of Meryem).
    We are talking about concept common to at least 2/3 of the galaxy population. Sorry , Earths.
     
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    Ummmmm.....

    [​IMG]

    I just can't find the right words for this one....


    Although, I did know a girl that told her parents she thought she was pregnant.... because she kissed a boy.
     
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    Is it possible that Rey could become pregnant through Force sex? I mean if they could touch hands through the Force, why not have sex during a Force Skype?
     
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    [​IMG]

    If they're really going to go through with Reylo, then I'd rather not have them create a "Force-F***" power. That would create a can of worms that I don't think any of us want to think about.
     
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    Its a great idea for a SW porno I suppose.
     
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    Possible?
    I suppose so...

    Probable?
    Not likely, in my opinion...

    Eventually?
    I expect so, but as this ride has only effectively just begun;

    Too soon.gif
     
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    Rey will give birth to twin daughters named Mary and Sue.
     
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    That made laught out loud :D

    Witty much!
     
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    Theory:

    Kylo sees a child in his future, like Arwen in the Return of the King. A son or a daughter.

    That changes things for him. He sees himself in the child.

    Rey sees the child in her future too. She is the mother.

    :D

    Thoughts?
     
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    Sex during Force Skype is possible, yes. Impregnation....no...pobably not :p

    It would rupture time and space...

    and that sounded really wrong.:rolleyes:
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    Then there would still be time for her to change her future! :p Rey's into older men....
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    I'm going to start a petition to make it happen! They'll force skype till it hurts!
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    The church fathers don't agree on that one. 'Sex is sin' according to those who formulated the doctrine of the immaculate conception. And sex in early Christian and Catholic teaching means vaginal penetration. Anything else is sodomy. They believe sex is part of the weakness of human body and the seduction presented by women. They know it is inevitable. But it is also sinful. One of those wonderful paradoxes in Early and Late Antique Christianity.

    In the early medieval world they introduced so-called tariff penance which penalized all sexual conduct. They only really abolished this in the 20th century.
     
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    Mmmm no elegible older man in the galaxy, Ammuanus. Snoke coukd have been it but he got the chop... literally :D
     
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    Thats so weird.......its great.
     
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    At this point, I honestly hope the love child leak is true. I've made it clear how I feel about the direction in which they took the story in TLJ. I figure, why turn back now? Just own it and go nuts. See it through to the disastrous end.
     
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    :eek:
     
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    I honestly don't get this logic at all. If one part of a story turned you off, wouldn't you rather see it, y'know, get better?

    I feel like people are taking their out their semi-justified anger over TLJ over other movies that quite frankly don't deserve it. E9 is likely going to be a more "safe" Star Wars movie and it's long since been established that you should seldom believe anything you read on Reddit.
     
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    There is no going back. They might as well go all in on the off the rails aspect of it.
     
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    Then let's go off the mother Frelling rails, yo.

    Yoda comes back to life, and lightsaber duels Palpatine once again, for control of the Heart of The Force, a mega-massive-uber-giant crystal at the center of the galaxy that powers the force, which as it turns out was created by aliens trillions of years ago. Kylo Ren gets sucks into it, charging it to full capacity by Palpatine, who wants to blow it up, and destroy all life everywhere, including his own. He uses the power to summon every Sith to ever live back into a corporeal body, but Yoda does the same for every Jedi, and they all fight to a stalemate inside the crystal.

    After Yoda loses to Palpatine, only Rey, at the very end, saves the day by piloting the Falcon through the latticework of the crystal chambers, and flies the Falcon, with Chewie also on board, into the weakest point of the crystal, which turns out to be the very spot where Ren was adsorbed into it. He redeemed himself by using his death as a means of creating a weakness in the crystal, so Rey could have a chance. As she's about to die, she force skypes with Ren, and they have a heart to heart about all the things they did wrong, and laugh at how foolish and juvenile they've been.

    The crystal blows up, and the camera pans to a little girl on a far-away planet somewhere force-gripping a cup out of a cabinet, for her slave master, with a twinkle in her eye.
     
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    kylo and rey's love child grows to the age of 16 in a matter of 3 years. The child is so powerful with the force that they can literally warp reality. However, the big twist reveals that the baby is actually luke's. Rey names the child......"Shimi". Yes. During the climax, Shimi, entirely through with the endless war, force banishes herself into the past. She crash lands on a desert planet thats not jakku and goes into hiding. In the present, kylo attempts to abduct rey in order to force her to have another super baby with him. Its at this point that shimi skywalker's force ghost appears and tells them the truth of it all. Luke is his own grand father. When shimi gave birth to anakin, she transferred the bulk of her force powers to him and dispersed the rest of it into the ether. She, while in force ghost form, battles her father. Then rey joins the fight, then Obi wan kenobi (alive and young) appears with no explanation and joins the fight. Mace windu, also alive with no explanation, joins the fight and together they defeat kylo ren. Han Solo and leia, although sad for the loss of their son, are happy that he wont hurt anyone again. They all celebrate with a huge party. Lando is seen dry humping the hyperdrive motivator aboard the falcon. Poe, finn, and rey hold hands and decide to always be there for each other. Finn, reaches for his mop to get started on his clean up duty, but suddenly the mop flies to his hands. End credits.
     
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