Reddit, 4chan, internet spoiler board for Episode VIII

Haha omg is this all because of Mark not liking Luke's direction in the movie and the wanting to end the Jedi line from Luke? I admit the new poster leak does not make Luke look like a good guy, but this is too much for fans to accept as fact.

 

Snoke is misdirection and is being played by Luke who is the real bad guy in all this

This bit I really like - Rey hears whispers on the island but their words are indiscernible. As she becomes more powerful in The Force, they become more clear. Right before the big Maclunkey reveal Rey hears what the voices have been trying to tell her the whole film: "Run"

 

Was this written by Mike Zeroh?

 

That connects with the Lego leak where some fans think Snoke is talking to Luke.

I like the horror factor, but doubtful.

 

Well...........with the recent poster leaks from MSW.................I really can buy these new leaks. Actually. And if so......gosh. Wow. I can see why Mark would be shocked and dismayed. HOPEFULLY, Luke eventually turns back to the light. It's gonna make me cry and break my childhood heart, for sure if it's true. Maybe that's the point. Daisy did say "never meet your idols." Wow. Wow wow.

 

Apparently the money shot is... (sic)

"So basically Luke calls down lightning from the sky and Rey hears the voices clearer and then the music cuts and all you hear is the rain and then IGNITION and the audience will think it was kinda scary what Luke did then you hear him ignite his sabre and it's................ RED!"

Gotta admit, I like that bit!

 

I always take all leaks and rumors as things with a tiny bit of truth, but never the whole truth.

 

always fun to read these things, but.... nope.

also.. what lovely language the OP was using. if he's an adult then he has some serious issues.

 

Gave ya a "great" rating for the "Snoke is talking to Luke" bit. It's immediately what I thought when I saw that Lego leak, whereas everyone else just said "it's Kylo, and it's an old mold."

I dunno ladies and gents....this WOULD be the "most shocking" thing ever to happen in Star Wars. Ever. EVER EVER.

 

Hah thank you!

Yeah Luke's background has been giving me weird vibes since the creepy music that played in TFA when Rey sees him. I can't see 100% evil Luke, but I don't see our iconic hero from ROTJ either.

Not sure how I feel about the Reylo part of the leak. That's where I question things.

 

It's Tourette's guy leaks.

 

4Chan is blocked at my work. And that's fine, because that site is (mostly) garbage. I am just going on what's reposted here. It's interesting, to say the least. And not out of the realm of possibility.

 

The poster (TLJSpoils) then went away and came back with this...

"Finn has a mission to dig up info on Snoke. He's talking to rich a**holes talking up the power and fear the leader of the First Order has totally unbeknownst to Finn and audience these guys are talking about Luke, not Snoke.

Blah blah B story blah blah Finn unwillingly betrays the Resistance by having his brain freakin downloaded.

Luke is straight up evil. No gray. No "he sees chaos as balance" bantha poodoo. He's straight up fallen to the dark side. He's addicted to the power of the dark side and has been manipulating the events of everything since ROTJ

The Knights of Ren were his creation.

Kylo turns to the light when he realizes he's been played.

Kylo and Rey fall in love.

Rey is Emperor Palpatine's granddaughter

Luke reveals a red lightsaber after literally calling lightning down from the sky in a rain storm.

The ghosts of Obi Wan, Yoda, and Anakin have been trying to warn Rey she's in danger since she arrived. She only hears them right before the big reveal."

I believe that is all. Take it with the usual dose of sodium chloride you'd expect of anything posted on 4Chan.......

 

Should I be laughing at how angry he keeps getting with each new post? Haha

 

It's totally bullsith.

 

LOL. Palpatine's grandaughter. Kay....nevermind. Haha. That alone spoils this spoiler soup for me. Lol.

 

It's good stuff nonetheless haha I love the voices telling Rey to run. I live for creepy stuff like that!

 

I've been feeling the same way since the Vanity Fair shoot. Luke looks just so damn miserable in every photo.....

 

IF Luke is "evil," he is probably using the force to infiltrate the first order. That's the real reason he is absent of most of TFA. When Rey finds him, he initially refuses to train her because he doesnt want his cover blown. With the red saber and stuff, he is forced to fight Rey to the death so that Snoke will not find out and the "run run" voice is really Luke talking to Rey through the light side of the force. Luke is truly the master of the force because Snoke is tricked into being Luke's apprentice but Luke keeps going back and forth between the light and the dark but reveals his true nature at the end. As for the Thor power, that sounds a like a load of deathsticks.