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HUMOR Rey Calrissian - the evidence for and against

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by Bradford Tyllestad, Nov 6, 2017.

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Is Lando relaterad to Rey?

  1. Yes, he is her father

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  2. Yes, he is her grandfather (at father's side)

    1 vote(s)
    2.9%
  3. Yes, he is her grandfather (at mother's side)

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%
  4. Yes, he is her uncle (at mother's side)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Yes, he is her uncle (at father's side)

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%
  6. Yes (other, please develop)

    3 vote(s)
    8.6%
  7. No

    19 vote(s)
    54.3%
  1. LilyInTheSkywalker

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    You're all wrong.

    Rey is the daughter of Lando and Snoke's wife. Ya know, the reason he turned into the evil boogaloo. Snoke used to be a kind moisture farmer on Jakku but when he found out that Lando had not only stolen his wife from right under his misshapen nose but also begotten a child?

    That's why he turned Ben Solo to the dark side.

    Oh, btw, Ben isn't Han's. He's Lando's kid with Leia.

    It was always Lando. He started this and now his heirs will finish it.

    /s
     
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    I think we're all sleeping on Rey being the lovechild of Bib Fortuna and Zam Wessell
     
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    Lando is the baby daddy. That's why he is missing from most (all?) of this trilogy. Maury Povich, you are our only hope...
     
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    There's more evidence supporting Calrissian, than there is for Solo... :p

    EDIT:
    I should have known you'd have beaten me to it ;)

    Lesson learned today - I really shouldn't post in threads I read backwards :)
     
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    This thread just makes me sad that we have not heard word one of Lando appearing in this trilogy.
     
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    So that's where Kylo got his dark hair from! Lando u old smoothie!
     
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