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SPECULATION Snoke = Boba Fett

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by Ralok-one, May 25, 2016.

  1. Ralok-one

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    Hear me out... Boba Fett could be Snoke, the Sarlacc could have messed him up and creating a cult of helmet and armor wearing Jedi Hunters definitely seems like something he might do after going through so much.

    But too me the twist would not so much be that Boba Fett is Snoke... but that Boba Fett never escaped the Sarlacc.

    In the classic EU the Sarlacc would torture its victims psychically (I think), imagine if when it attempted to torture Boba Fett that his hatred and anger was so great that he destroyed the beasts mind and took over its wretched form.

    Consuming the force potential of all the Sarlaccs victims, and becoming an eldrtch tentacled abomination that consumes force sensitives too gain their power.

    What we see of snoke is a hologram, Snoke is really a Boba Fett Cthulu monster.
     
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    Look, we all have the right to far out theories. But you're abusing the privilege.
     
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    I reserve the right to believe in Snoba Snett!

    Also, I like to throw as many outrageous and wild theories against the wall as possible, that way if one of them is right I can say "called it" even if there was not hint towards it.

    That way I can feel smart and get admiration and love from people because I am a bottom feeding parasite that receives no validation in my every day life for any of my actions or opinions and am basically a worthless sack of inhuman feces.
     
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    Think I need to invent a time machine and go back to before I read this wow just wow
     
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    You are totally right but with a slight exception: Snoke is an Hologram of crippled Boba STILL in Sarlacc. Not quite finished digested. It's a Boba broadcast.
     
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    That was what I was thinking,
     
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    The whole "I will finish what you have begun" is actually an elaborate plan to get Luke into the Sarlacc Pit. Just as simple as that.
     
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    Snoke is a new character as Rey as Finn as Poe as Kylo Ren as Hux as Phasma.
     
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    Okay buddy, you go play and have fun and be happy :)
     
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    Interesting theory.....
    You never know!
     
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    If you look closely, Snoke's throne is Jabba's from ROTJ. Knights of Ren are the 7 dudes sent in the Sarlacc Pit by Luke in ROTJ. They come back with a vengence. Count them!
     
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    I doubt it will happen, my "snoke is a massassi" and "snoke is the wampa luke cut the arm off" theories didnt exactly pan out.
     
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    Yes, in a past life as a space proctologist I became quite familiar with such bottom feeding parasites. If I had to guess, I would guess, Genus Egomanias, species narcissi? Such species are known to require constant feeding of excreta, in addition to gentle stroking, or they become prone to dangerous outbursts. So in the interest of public health and safety, I will endevour to oblige.

    It’s obvious to me now, that Snoke is not Snoba Snett, but is indeed Snoklacc. Now what creatures likes to inflict torture and suffering as it drains a being of its life? Sarlacci. If Snoba Snett is running around, he’s merely an avatar of the great and terrible Saclacc of Tattoine. Snoke could be a bobbacast from the belly. However, Snokelacc fancies itself a sculpter, and has improved on the original a bit during the digestion process. The ancient fear that is Snoklacc has watched the GFFA for millennia, growing whilst assimilating other beings and awaiting the time of final transformation where it becomes powerful enough to consume the galaxy and thus become master the Force. I don’t even know how I didn’t see this before. It all fits.

    How'd you work that out, you can't count?

    :p
     
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    Not impossible, but no thanks.
     
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    Snoke a massassi? Woa...I want more of that stuff....
     
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    Snoke is Donald Trump from another temporal dimension, the same Nazis are hiding in just waiting the perfect moment to use their time traveling spaceships to strike back and conquer the world. Disney, which is notoriously anti-semite, is exploiting Star Wars, Marvel, and her ultra-feminist movies (even Rogue One), to do some nazi-anti-semite-fascist-racist-cyber-feminist propagada.

    We are going to die.





    Run. As fast as you can.




    Oh, I forgot: the earth is flat. Wake up you morons!
     
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    i've read some pretty crazy snoke theories.. this one is up there.. i won't knock you for your creativity but i'm very much doubting this is the case
     
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    Not How the Force Works.gif
     
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    Specifically, I theorized that he was the last of the Massassi, that they were re-working the whole "night beast" concept.
     
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    Mod edit Rieekan: OK, again.
    @FallenAngel. No insults to fellow members.
     
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