HUMOR Star Wars Dreams

I dreamed Lucas would come back to direct the Sequel-Sequel trilogy and Jar-Jar was maried to Jeri-Jeri and they had force sensitive little baby gungans.

 

i had a dream about a month ago about being on a speeder being chased by scout troopers.. it was very real and very exciting if i remember right. i probably watched rotj that day.

 

Not in regards to TFA, but I did have one replaying Dual of the Fates scene, with me as the third in the party to Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan. That was fun!

 

Blue, of course. It did not play out, because dreams are evil that way. And I was keeping up with Obi-Wan, so I guess pretty darn athletic.

 

about a week before the cast was announced I had a dream in which I was watching the movie and on the screen a grizzled old Han Solo was on Tatooine walking along all beat up tired like. Then a familiar shape came into the corner of the frame, Boba Fett's helmet buried in the sand

Top down shot on Boba laying on the ground wounded, jet pack sparking, trail of blood leading off screen. Han walks up beside him and Boba starts weakly grabbing for his legs. Han kicks his hands away and aims his blaster at Boba's face.

Last shot was looking up at Han aiming the blaster down, the barrel filling the bottom corner of the screen.

Han: Now this ends.

and then I woke up...

 

Nope....pretty sure it was Jeremy bullock too...

 

Star Wars dreams are all I have anymore, it seems. A lot of my dreams betray my latent fear that it won't be that good of a movie.

I had this one dream a few weeks back where the whole movie was really half-assed and they filmed the whole thing at my local power plant (because it looks futuristic I guess?) which I took a tour of like ten years ago and the whole movie was just a tease for next movie so it was just Captain Phasma and some storm troopers running around inside a coal fired power plant with some First Order logos painted on the walls. I woke up at the part of the dream where I was leaving the theater and feeling really bummed out, so I was really relieved it was just a dream.

So yeah, no matter what, it'll be better than that.

 

I had a dream that it was either the post credits sequence for TFA or the first trailer for episode VIII and there was an Imperial officer talking to a guy with his back turned. All of a sudden he turned around and it was Benicio Del Toro as Thrawn.

 

" i have a dreammmm .... that black, white, brown, jawaaa, wookie, jedi and sith are created equal"

 

I had this whole scene of a secluded Luke Skywalker struggling with the burden of his powers play out in my head while listening to the song SAIL by Awolnation. Luke was haunted by the loss of loved ones from his past, and afraid of how strong his powers were now. He was on an island on top of a high peak in a clay hut where you could see the beautiful ocean and sunny sky from, but Luke was clearly tired and conflicted, mentally struggling and physically exhausted. It was almost as if the force was a separate entity which began to take him over. Luke also had an eye injury, maybe he was wearing a blindfold. He was startled once at the voice of Vader coming to him, which he has always felt conflicted about, and was afraid he might turn into his father. Thanks for asking about this stuff! I may have never written it down otherwise.

 

I had this dream years ago but for some reason I still remember it.

This dream started off with me playing some kind of mini-golf in a large indoor park, until suddenly battle droids attacked the place. I ran for the nearest exit which turned out to be a slide down a dark tunnel. The droids came after me, but I slid down a separate tunnel to escape them. I slid into an open space, and then down into a dark hole, which took me down to the very bottom and out into a forest by a dark lake.

Turns out this mini-golf place was inside a mountain. I knew that those droids belonged to Grievous and he had to be somewhere so I decided to find out what he was up to. In these dreams, I was a Jedi, but at times I didn't always have access to my lightsaber which sucks.

I made my way through that forest and spotted many of the droids patrolling the area. I knew they were looking for me. I kept myself hidden in the bushes, moving slowly and quietly as possible.

I came to a large white structure that looked like a castle that was heavily guarded with super battle droids up front. I peered through the bushes; sneaking around isn't my strong suit okay? I made a distraction to get past the droids guarding the entrance and slipped inside. The place was like a white castle, and I was surprised that Grievous would set up a place here, I wanted to see what he was up to, weapon or no weapon to defend myself, still, I wanted to know.

Inside, the white castle was like a palace with many posts holding the place up, it almost reminded me of the Jedi temple, only with no colour to it except white, I made my way down several hallways undetected until I saw a bigger group of super battle droids were patrolling a wide open round space with a glass ceiling. I couldn't sneak around them and they spotted me. I ran down the nearest hall, hoping to lose them but they flanked me. I was surrounded and pushed back into the open round space. I surrendered and then that's when the big cheese showed up.

General Grievous came through the crowd of droids.

"We meet again Emily," He snarled.

He would always call me little, or say I'm such a child because these dreams took place back when I was 12-14 years old.

I shrugged off his insults so he just coughed and then he laughed,

"So powerless without a weapon to protect you, but I can't tell you what my scheme is." He said, and then he ordered his droids to take me to the prison cells down below.

Those cells turned out to be nothing but boxes with glass doors to get in and out. At this point of the dream, I remember finally getting a green lightsaber to cut free, but I can't remember how I found it. I know I was sitting in my cell, thinking about how I would escape and stop Grievous.....whatever he was doing. Then I heard a voice telling me to not give up, escape, and that Grievous would be waiting for me on the glass balcony.

I don't know whose voice it was but I imagined it being Yoda's perhaps, since he was my mentor in my Jedi fantasy, even though the master that trained me was Luminara Unduli. But I got my confidence back and then at my belt was my lightsaber......yes I know, out of random but I can't remember how I got it. So I used it to cut my way out of the cell and proceeded to confront Grievous.

As I proceeded through the building, I killed a large amount of Grievous's battle droids using my own tactics. I don't do flips, I mostly do spins and other forms of defense and offense with a lightsaber, and I can't remember most of them. They're in my brain some where.

Eventually, I came to the top level of the structure and found Grievous on the glass balcony. He laughed and said.

"You impress me young one, but are you foolish enough to take me alone?"

I wanted to rebuff that question because I have taken him on alone before, not as tough as it seems. So I said,

"Enough talk, I've been waiting for this!"

I drew my lightsaber, and he removed his cape, ignited two lightsabers and we clashed. The fight was fast paced for most of the time where I would jump over him, or slide between his legs whenever he lunged an attack at me with both lightsabers he had that I wasn't ready to block with my own. Whenever I fought him in my dreams, or in my stories. It was always like this, and one wrong move would often cause him to knock me out.

He was fast, and so was I, so it was often a fair fight. In most of these battles in my fantasy, he would either fight me with two lightsabers or split both his arms into two so he could duel with four. Those battles were even more intense, where it would often start with him walking towards me while spinning all four lightsabers in front of him. Familiar? Oh I think so!

Anyway, after an intense duel, he caught me off guard when he disarmed me by kicking me to the edge of the balcony when I tried to block his attack and my weapon fell over the edge. Then he came closer to me, but instead of finishing me off he said:

"You lose puny Emily!"

Then he plunged both his lightsabers into the glass floor and quickly made his exit into the building. I got up, and started to run quickly to the doorway, but the glass gave in fast and shattered. I fell to whatever was below. Can't remember if it was water, lava or nothingness, and then that was when I woke up.

Vivid imagination at heart and proud of it.

 

I'm jealous. I've spent thirty years hoping to dream of at least holding a lightsaber. The closest I've come was a blaster and it fired nuts and bolts at the enemy and didn't project them more than 6 feet. [sigh]

 

From my wonderful and vivid imagination my friend. A gift that I have.