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GAME Star Wars Parody Song

Discussion in 'Gaming And Competitions' started by GingerByte, May 13, 2017.

  1. GingerByte

    GingerByte Jedi General

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    So recently I was bored, and did what I do often, craft some frivolous nonsense to pass the time. This time I created a Death Star song from Krennic to Tarkin. I've also noticed people like @RockyRoadHux doing this as well, so I thought wouldn't it be fun to just have some silly thread where a song is chosen, and you have to develop a Star Wars themed parody to it.

    I'll go first. This one is based on Backstreet's Back by the Backstreet Boys :rolleyes::

    Everybody, yeah
    Baze and Chirrut Imwe, yeah
    Everybody, move your planet now
    Kyber's back, kapow

    By the force, it's back again
    Brothers, sisters, everybody's dead
    Gonna bring the fire, show you how
    Doubt its power, I'll show you now, yeah

    Am I original?
    Yeah
    Am I the only one?
    Ehhh...
    Am I technological?
    Yeah
    Am I everything you need?
    You better move your planet now

    Everybody
    Yeah
    Move your planet
    Yeah
    Everybody, move your planet now
    Kyber's back, kapow

    Now throw your hands up in the air
    And wave'em around like you just don't care
    And if you gonna die let me hear you yell
    'Cause we've got it chargin' now, your planet's gonna go kapow

    Am I original?
    Yeah
    Am I the only one?
    Ehhh...
    Am I technological?
    Yeah
    Am I everything you need?
    You better move your planet now

    Everybody
    Yeah
    Move your planet
    Yeah
    Everybody, move your planet now
    Kyber's back, kapow

    So yeah, don't know if anyone else is interested. I have too much free time to kill :D.
     
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  2. AstromechRecords

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    Use your free time to record it
     
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  3. GingerByte

    GingerByte Jedi General

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    No thanks :p.
     
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    Then I will next time I'm in the studio
     
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  5. GingerByte

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    No thanks. I'll do it you promise not to :p.
     
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    just show me proof ;) .
     
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    If this doesn't count because it's not a parody, you can rate me Off-Topic. lol. Vader is the speaker, and it's during his scene with Krennic in Rogue One:

    My butler tells me, "Director Krennic has arrived"
    But, oh, that means the fool has survived
    Tarkin’s and my attempts to bring him down,
    And now he grovels before me like a Gungan clown.

    The man has a great many things to explain,
    As I meditate in solitude, engulfed in pain.
    The fluid drains; slowly you can see my head.
    If Krennic is an idiot, well then, he's dead.

    I come out of my bacta, cape neatly pressed,
    And I find the lame Director looking quite distressed.
    I say, “Director Krennic” — he says, “Lord Vader,”
    Unsettled is his mode - he’s friends with a traitor.

    Galen Erso was his name, a scientist and quack
    Joined the Imperial ranks a while back
    Now he’s compromised our weapon, the Empire’s sad recourse,
    Which pales in comparison to the Force.

    “Remarkable potential” - Krennic’s choice of words
    But the station is for fools and scientist nerds
    In twenty years, what have I learned?
    "Its power to create problems has been confirmed."

    A facility’s been attacked and a city’s been destroyed,
    Now, my master will be terribly annoyed
    He’ll take it out on me, place the blame in my hand
    — And Krennic dares to ask, “Am I still in command?”

    But this audience is done, and I’m walking away.
    I have but one important thing left to say.
    Krennic crumples there; I turn, filled with vexations:
    “Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.”
     
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  8. GingerByte

    GingerByte Jedi General

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    Mmm, yes. Mmm, music to my ears :).
     
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    Colonel_Ender Rebel Official

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    Ok, both of your songs need to be recorded in a studio like...NOW!
     
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    I don't know about that, but I can write more of this stuff for Vader if people want it. ;)
     
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    Great thread and thanks for tagging me, @GingerByte

    This one is based on out of the woods by Taylor Swift

    Looking at it now, last December
    SKB was built to fall apart, the planet crumbled altogether

    My tracking device hanging from your belt,
    The night we couldn't quite forget
    When we decided (We decided)
    To move the chairs in the assembly hall so we could dance

    Baby, like we stood a chance
    Two paper TIE FIGHTERS flying, flying, flying
    And I remember thinking

    Are we out of the woods yet?
    Are we out of the woods?
    Are we in the clear yet?
    In the clear yet, good

    Are we out of the woods?
    Remember when that Scavenger defeated you
    Twenty stitches in a hospital room
    When you started crying
    Baby, I did too
    But when SKB blew up
    I was looking at you
     
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    Alright, friends! Another Vader rap is here, based on Vader and Jerjerrod's scene at the beginning of Return of the Jedi. Enjoy! Next, do you want something from A New Hope or Empire Strikes Back?

    The alarm rings in the Death Star docking bay—
    The officers and troopers know Lord Vader’s on the way.
    They’ve assembled here, preparing for rebuke,
    And several, I suspect, will have to puke.

    I leave my shuttle, and I’m embraced by smoke.
    Now I’m being greeted by a sniveling bloke.
    The superintendent of our new Death Star.
    Moff Jerjerrod’s mistakes have hit my Master’s radar.

    “We are honored by your presence,” he tries to exclaim.
    But I know that pitiful appeasement’s his only aim.
    I have no time for his pathetic praises.
    The progress of this station is behind on many phases.

    “You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander.”
    The Emperor, after all, expects a higher standard
    Than the type of work and craftsmanship that I see here.
    If you value your life, you could use a bit more fear.

    Your men are working as fast as possible?
    I disagree, and I hold you responsible.
    If motivation is required, I’ll provide it in spades.
    But I want no more of your ridiculous charades.

    If you need more men, then perhaps you can tell him.
    He’ll soon be coming here, for your failure overwhelms him.
    He’s most displeased with your apparent lack of progress,
    And now he’s forcing me to attend to your mess.

    This station will be operational as planned.
    You’re correct - that’s the Emperor’s demand.
    But your optimism is something he does not share,
    And if I were you, I would now start to care.

    I choke my subordinates; I strangle their necks.
    An efficient way to get things done and restack the decks.
    But cross the Emperor? You’ll lose more than your diaphragm.
    Because the Emperor is not nearly as forgiving as I am.

    Jerjerrod-Vader-Return-of-the-Jedi.jpg
     
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    Holy cow you folks are so freaking talented!!!!!!

    My powers pale in comparison to your epicness.....let me work on a song.....hmmmm
     
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    Come one just sign this guys! We need this ASAP
     
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    *cough* Waiting still *cough* :p
     
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    Cool thread @GingerByte :)

    Unknowns grow on remote planets
    far away from rules and senats

    A Star Wars myth is on it's way
    for half a century force days in may

    Powerful stories have been told
    hope in it's core for young and old
     
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    Nice, very well done @oldbert. Now hopefully @warbert will return one day and grace us with an evil rap!
     
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    ok. for you xD

    Come on Doritos let's join forces, step in full powers,
    surpress all beings,
    rule from dark towers
     
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    Well, here you go. This is what happens when you mashup Grease "Summer Nights" with The Last Jedi.

    Throne Room lovin' had me a blast
    Throne Room lovin' happened so fast
    I met a scavenger girl crazy for me
    Met a Vader fanboy cute as can be
    Jakku days driftin' away, to uh-oh those Throne Room nights

    Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
    Tell me more, tell me more
    Did you touch more than her hand?
    Tell me more, tell me more
    Like does he have a scar?
    Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

    We did Forcetime, she got my glove wet
    He was shirtless, one time we Force met...
    I spared her life, killed my old boss
    He showed off, floating the light sword
    Ahch-To suns, something begun, but uh-oh those Throne Room nights

    Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
    Tell me more, tell me more
    Was it love at first fight?
    Tell me more, tell me more
    Did she grab more than your thigh?
    Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh

    Took her prisoner into my ship
    Took off his helmet, got into my head
    We touched hands inside the hut
    Until his uncle crashed on us
    Ahch-To fling, don't mean a thing,
    but uh-oh those Throne Room nights

    Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
    Tell me more, tell me more
    But you don't gotta brag
    Tell me more, tell me more
    'Cause he sounds like a drag
    Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,
    shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,
    Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,
    shoo-bop bop, yeah

    He got cocky, offered his hand
    While she got cocky with the rocks of Crait
    He was sweet, his name is Ben
    Well she was good fighting the red guards
    Starkiller heat, boy and girl meet,
    but uh-oh those Throne Room nights
    Woo, woo, woo,
    tell me more, tell me more
    How much ships did he spend?
    Tell me more, tell me more
    Could she gets this war to end?

    Left him unconscious, that's where it ends
    After I told her to rule and join me
    I shut the door, on his knees he bowed
    Wonder what she's doing now
    Force bond dreams ripped at the seams,
    but oh those Throne Room nights,
    tell me more, tell me more!
     
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