HUMOR Supreme Leader Snoke Is... Jar Jar Binks?!

I've seen the "Jar Jar is evil" jokes and crack theories before but this is something else. While it is a crazy theory, my goodness, they make you believe it or want to believe it. While I don't think Jar Jar will be revealed as Snoke, I think this probably one of the most compelling and fascinating unusual theories. I love the evidence and references to Lucas' thought process.


Hmmm... I always did think there was something odd about Jar Jar's jump into the water. How could the clumsy ole Gungan manage that?! I remember thinking "wow, he can do that? Why doesn't he do that all the time...he'd be more usual and a better fighter."


I also doubt we'll see any more of Jar Jar. Now, while people despise Jar Jar, I've noticed that doesn't mean fans are stereotyping all Gungans because of the actions of one. In fact, many fans seem to like Gungans. I wouldnt be surprised if we see a few Gungans hanging around...just not Jar Jar.

 

Star Wars Episode VIII: Rise of the Gungans???

 

This is what happens when you keep a character secret from the fans.....we rumor/theorize/contemplate every solution until we get to the most ridiculous and UNWANTED theories of all!!!! Then....after all the dissection.....we can almost make ourselves believe it is what will happen lol.....hope we see his head mounted in some bounty hunters trophy room!

 

What I find compelling about the theory isn't that Jar Jar will turn up in the ST, (I think that has a zero percent chance of happening) but that George might actually have considered it.

 

Lol Supreme Leader Binks! Only, when he starts talking, he sounds like a well versed thespian, much like Wile E. Coyote's seldom heard voice from Looney Tunes!

 

Nice fan video on the subject with clips. I wasn't taking it seriously at first but it is getting interesting, I will say that...

 

Jar Jar Binks is Plageuis who is Snoke..
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Jar Jar was kind of selfish at times...he was always stealing things or taking without asking.

 

Something even more interesting.

 

Jar Jar is becoming that character everyone loves to hate.

 

Snoke=Plagueis

 

I'm equally fascinated and perplexed having read the theory, but the only way to make this work would be to explain it to the audience in babysteps through Episodes VII and VIII. Or leave the whole thing a mystery but just provide enough additional clues to make it sound real, for those that like to believe it.

One thing I seem to remember vividly: George talked about a prequel character returning in the sequels. Frankly, I don't have an idea who that could have been and Chewbacca doesn't count, IMHO.

QUESTION: Does Jar Jar Binks remind you of a mule or all the stereotypes associated with mules and donkeys?

If your answer is "yes", then consider this: The "Mule" is the name of the antagonist in Issac Asimov's Foundation Series...with capabilities uncomfortably reminiscent of the Jedi and Sith.

Assuming George Lucas did read renowned science fiction prior to drafting Star Wars or prior to the PT, the Foundation Trilogy was probably one of the sources of inspiration. (Update: According to the Skywalking biography he did read Asimov and others)

 

And once in its full glory.

I am feeling weirdly dirty... I need more alcohol. Srsly. WTF!?

 

^^ Actually I isolated Binks' eyes myself before I came across the "evil eye compilation".

I admit that I like the theory because it's outrageously unorthodox, surprising and somewhat unexpected. It would probably constitute the biggest twist ever in motion picture history, but the collective outcry of the fans will not let it happen.

But while we are at it, here's another set of "evil eyes":

 

While I think the theory is ridiculous, it does show how a well thought out and researched idea, explained in a way that makes sense(with a few deceptions disguised within) can make you start to believe something you would've never thought possible. Perhaps Palpatine is still deceiving us all from beyond the grave. I still think the theory is straight Banta poodoo, but I can see why it could make sense.

 

Speaking of Jar Jar...

 

Great, hilarious trailer! Probably in a different context, but this official picture enclosed is just coincidence...?

 

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