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HUMOR The dumbest names in Star Wars

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by Vader_the_White, Apr 15, 2016.

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    DENGUE SISTERS! Jesus, I hated this name.

    Dengue is the name of a disease and the characters are a bunch of mosquito-like things.

    It's funny, but reaaaaaally weird.

    There are many Star Wars names that have a meaning here in Brazil:

    Dooku (do cu): from the @$$hole
    Panaka (panaca): fool
    Boba: dumb
     
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    Calling the music that is not Jazz with an i instead of an a, that, makes it hard to discuss it on The Cantina.
     
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    Exactly! It's like the case of that bearded Endor comando named Nik Sant - whose name is not mentioned in ROTJ - and that Dave Filoni has declared that he could be none other than Captain Rex (which I would approve).

    Mmm calamari rings. LOL so true!!

    Yeah in Spanish "Boba" means "silly". And when I heard Count Dooku it made me think of this fellow here:

    Count_duckula_titles.jpg

    I do not feel it's dumb, but at first when I heard Rey's name it didn't click at first since Rey in Spanish means "King" or it is also a boy's nickname (for Reynaldo, etc). But I guess I've gotten used to it.

    I know droids are not to be mentioned, but the pronunciation of R2-D2 caused that in Spanish he is called "Arturito" (Little Arthur).
     
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    To be fair, these translations make sense with the characters' traits. George Lucas likes to take words from other languages to name things. The best example would be:

    Yoda = Warrior.
     
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    I don't think that's canon anymore. And God knows that Disney wouldn't allow it. (As far as I remember, the toys refer to the Cantina band as playing "jazz".)
     
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    That one was intentional though - the Mon Calamari do bear a resemblance to some types of squid.
     
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    I don't approve, as the actors look nothing alike. Besides that can be considered racist considering the actors barely share any traits whatsoever and are of different ethnicities.
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    Well, well, it does not matter if we approve or not. The Story Group has the last word about it. Just check what Mr. Dave Filoni has to say about it:

    http://www.slashfilm.com/captain-rex-in-return-of-the-jedi/
     
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    He never confirms it, and Filoni is not part of the story group.
     
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    Even so, he has more influence than us with them I daresay. So I guess there is no point on arguing about it here my friend.

    :D:p(r2-d2)
     
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    Unkar Plutt ("I just unkar plutt in the toilet")
    Elan Sleazebaggano (he's actually a really nice guy)
    Snoke

    I think I've gotten used to most of the other names to the point they don't sound dumb. Snoke is almost there but not quite lol.
     
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    I like the Beastie Boys and all but Ello Asty is just lazy. Why not name him Icense o 'll, or Auls Arbershop? Heck Our Ead anyone? Lol!
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    Admiral Firmus Piett... sometimes they need to reconsider the first names they give to characters. Firmus....
    Also, the Tusken Raider that attacks Luke in ANH is named URoRRuR'R'R. That is both ridiculous and awesome.
     
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    This.

    And Plagueis... I could happily hear and see neither again :rolleyes:
     
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    When I heard first Hondo Ohnaka's name I found it sort of funny.

    Hondo means "deep" in Spanish.
     
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    Jango Fett is a stupid; idiotic name!!!
     
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    Stupid name:

    Kit Fisto


    I don't know what George was thinking..
     
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    Can't forget Chewbacca's family............. Itchy (Attichitcuk), Malla (Mallatobuck), and Lumpy (Lumpawarrump).

    2_2.jpg
    This is currently one of my favorite Star Wars-related images.
     
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    "Vader" (Dutch, "father")
    Really obvious, they may as well have called him Dark Daddy?! ;)
     
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    The same thing he thought when he named a style of music "J*zz-Wailing". (I'm not kidding, either - that's what the Cantina Band's music was referred to as in the old days. They've since retconned it as being "Jazz".)
     
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