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SPECULATION The first words of the crawl should be....

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' started by daRinze, Jan 31, 2019.

  1. daRinze

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    Hey SW fans ! Here we go for a serious topic... or for just maxi fun. Your choose!

    The title of this thread is explicit : The first words of the crawl should be.... concerning Episode IX, tell us here and now what words in the opening crawl would amaze, amuse, disturb, astound, astonish, overwhelm, make you laugh, make you sad, make you walk out, make you wiggle, make you cry, make you shoutout....

    That amazing question was first asked by @Seth elsewhere in The Cantina :
    I found it sooo powerful, I decided to start a thread with it.
    Make us lol.
    Make us cry.
    Make us happy.
    Make us angry.
    Make us what you want !!!!




    So, the first words of the crawl should be...

     
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    episode IX
    EVERYBODY'S DEAD DAVE

    Luke's dead Dave,
    Luke, Han, Holdo, Ackbar.. everybody's dead
    Gordon Bennett.. everyone, everybody is dead Dave
     
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    Prepare to be broomed.
     
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    [off topic]
    @Maximus : is "dead dave" a particular expression in english/american ? for a little french like me thses two words makes no sense...
    [/off topic]
     
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    lol it's from a tv show called red dwarf.. very first episode where the ships computer let's Dave know that.. well.. everybody's dead :D

     
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    First words of TFA's crawl were: "Luke Skwalker has vanished."

    First words of TLJ's crawl should have been: "Luke Skywalker has been found."

    First words of EPIX's crawl should be: "Luke Skywalker is dead."
     
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    I think there is a very good chance that the first words of Episode IX's crawl will be "Episode IX." :D
     
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    How about

    LUKE SKYWALKER HAS VANISHED. AGAIN
     
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    The
     
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    We apologize for The Last Jedi.
     
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    All is lost...
     
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    The word "despair" should be in there somewhere.
     
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    download.jpg
     
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    "Kylo Ren is still in anger about Luke's epic display of BDE..."
     
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    Surpressed beings and pirates from all over the Galaxy that listend to Generals Leias call from Crait are joining forces in a devasted outpost on Batuu near the outer rim. The Resistance is seeking for knowledge to get prepared for their very last fight..
     
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    "Finn has awakened from his coma after having an awful nightmare that was The Last Jedi. . ."

    or to be more serious, "Inspired by the heroic sacrifice of Luke Skywalker..."
     
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    STAR
    WARS


    Episode IX
    LEGACY OF THE FORCE

    The remnant of the Jedi is the last hope.







    PD: I am not english so I don't know if remnant has sense here and if the sentence is really accurate. In my head sounds cool ;)
     
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