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SPECULATION The first words of the crawl should be....

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' started by daRinze, Jan 31, 2019.

  1. General Kenobi

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    How about: Dear fans, we're sorry
     
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    I like "Inspired by the heroic sacrifice of Luke Skywalker...", but I see it as more fitting for the beginning of the second paragraph. The first paragraph should set the scene, saying the galaxy is in really bad shape. The second paragraph should then start like this to say good guys are coming out of the woodwork to repel the forces of evil.
     
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    “The new Supreme Keader Kylo Ren has conquered all...”
     
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    Should be Luke Skywalker has died.

    So here is mine:
    Luke Skywalker has died in an attempt to
    rescue his friends from the clutches of the vile first order

    Little did Luke know that Surpreme Leader Kylo Ren
    has ordered the construction of a new armored battle station
    even more powerful than the first Star killer base.

    When completed this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom
    for the small band of resistance fighters struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy
     
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    Darkness descends.
    Luke Skywalker, legendary hero, is gone
    and faith in the galaxy is dwindling.

    The FIRST ORDER, having established itself
    as the new governing power, is re-organizing the
    remnants of the REPUBLIC into
    a new sovereign realm under Supreme Leader Kylo Ren.

    Thousands of systems have pledged their loyalty,
    but a handful remain defiant
    as the spark of rebellion continues to burn,
    following a desperate princess who
    refuses to give up hope...
     
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    Hiya Barbie
    Hi Ken!
    Do you want to go for a ride?
    Sure Ken
    Jump in
    I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation
    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation
    I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
    Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
    You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamor in pink
    Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
    You can touch
    you can play
    if you say "I'm always yours"
    I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation
    Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
    Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
    I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
    Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
    Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
    You can touch
    you can play
    If you say "I'm always yours"
    You can touch
    you can play,
    If you say "I'm always yours"
    Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
    I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation
    I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation
    Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh)
    Oh, I'm having so much fun!
    Well Barbie, we are just getting started
    Oh, I love you Ken
     
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    Luke Skywalker lives!
     
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    Luke Skywalker has returned
     
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    That makes more sense than I care to admit... :p;)

    As for my crawl suggestion, take a look at this...
    https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/?ref=redirect#!/BLcWGMs_lAWBiYNHSrvG
     
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    STAR WARS

    EPISODE IX : The Rise of Skywalker


    Emperor Palpatine is not dead and is laughing out loud.
    His masterplan to gain aeternal life is now about to succeed,
    after he properly corrupted the only one that
    nobody thought he could be : ARTOO DITOO.


    The resistance's old pal is about to betray all his friends.
    Only his friend C-3PO could be confident enough to
    think there's still good in him.


    But in order to make BLEEP-BLOP fully functional again,
    a deep dive into the throne room's remnants of the DS 1 wreckage on Endor
    is to be done, in order to retrieve Artoo's obstruction cap.
     
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    The First Order reigns...
     
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    WAR!

    But more seriously something along the line of '' The nearly annihilated Resistance is recovering and is gathering it's forces from every corners of the Galaxy...''
     
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    R2D2 has vanished.
     
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    Luke has died. Snoke has died. Everybody has died.

    Palpatine "hahahahahahahha. I haven't"
     
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    The resistance has everything it needs !

    Books, people in a coma, old droids, one ship and a broom.
     
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    "The Resistance is in disarray. The First Order, led by an increasingly unstable Kylo Ren, has annihilated systems that show support for Leia Organa and her band of freedom fighters..."
     
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    I'm gonna try for a real crawl this time and be serious.

    The War has just begun. Luke Skywalker has died. Leia and her small band of rebels flee in hiding from self appointed Supreme leader Kylo Ren and the New Order. As the Resistance regroups, Leia calls on old friend Lando Calrissan for help. Rey has has completed her training as a Jedi but her real trials begins to emerge as a leader and must face Kylo Ren once again.

    While in waiting R2D2 discovers a hidden message within C3PO that sends the main heroes on a mission to Endor to recover an artifact that may end the war in the galaxy once and for all. But the New Order has found out as well. As a race for the artifact causes a stumbling block for our heroes.

    As war rages a sinister evil has come from the past. Will the galaxy rise together and find freedom for our heroes and defeat it once and for all?
     
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    This is the story of Darth Plagueis the wise.
     
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    "We f*cked up.. Sorry."
     
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    STAR WARS
    The Rise of Skywalker

    Luke Skywalker rises from a deep sleep, fulfilling the prophecy that the chosen one's offspring will wake from a horrible nightmare....

    Everyone getting all crazy about what the title means, but it's right there.... it was a dream all along, the title proves it! haha
     
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