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HUMOR The Force Awakens VS...throw your movie garbage

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by MarsPhoenix, Dec 30, 2014.

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    It's official, Star Wars THE FORCE AWAKENS is THE MOST anticipated movie of 2015, according to Variety.... and many other websites (I am not counting The Cantina, of course).

    http://insidemovies.ew.com/2014/12/30/star-wars-most-anticipated-2015-movies/
    http://variety.com/2014/film/news/s...for-most-anticipated-film-of-2015-1201389397/


    Let's play a game. You are a movie studio and you have to throw a title or two the same week-end TFA is released....

    It's like... "All right, let's throw the garbage", we won't make any money anyway....

    So... what kamikaze movie would you put against Star Wars on December 18th 2015 (and the couple of weeks that will follow)?

    I personnaly throw Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip.

    In a parallel world:

    National Lampoon Christmas Vacations 3: Tijuana
    The Smurfs 3: The revenge of Smurfette
    Baby Geniuses Next Generation
    Austin Powers 4: The Farce Awakens
    Meet Joe Black too
    Enemy Mine 30th anniversary Special Edition
     
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    That Tina Fey movie.
     
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    Hanna Montana goes wild
    Mission Impossible 5: Force Ghost Protocol
     
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    Yes, you mean Sisters.
    Blah

    How about Sheevsters?
    @Willybobo
     
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    I know that the third movie in the Da Vinci Code trilogy is set to be released the same week. "Inferno".
    Is Ron Howard's going to be Ron Coward?

    I dare you Ron.... I dare you go against the Power of the Darkside.
     
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    A Ron Howard film . . . .

    Ron: Hi George its me . . . . . . Ron . . . Ron Howard . . . I directed Willow.
    Lucas: Right right, little Opie Cunningham. Right Willow man I get more mileage out those Star Wars script drafts. . . . why make a move once when you can make it again with a character name change and a setting. Am I right Ron?
    Ron: Well sure George . . . so I was thinking. Now that you have sold the golden goose . .. I mean allowed others to make future Star Wars movies . . . maybe we could consider a Willow Special edition. If it does well I know you wrote sequels to Willow maybe we could get something together.
    Lucas: Well that "dragon" needs an upgrade wow. When do you want to get this to market.
    Ron: I was thinking a holiday release . . . like holiday 2015.
     
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    Perfect.
     
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    George - "Hey Ron, I've got another great idea"
    Ron - "What George?"
    George- "You've got Willard Huyck's phone number? 2017 will be the 30th anniversary of Howard The Duck! I want the people so see it on the big screen again, with new special effects and whole new surprises!"
    Ron - "Well, George, I think Willard's phone got disconnected a couple of years ago, you might cross him at the Local Walmart"
    George - "What have I done?"
     
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    Amazing Spider Man 3. Can always count on Sony to make garbage.
     
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    Robert De Niro goes kamikaze against Star Wars... he must fire his agent.

    Dirty Grandpa, with Zac Efron.

    1 week after The Force Awakens.
     
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    it's too good not to use as an avatar!

    you know an oil bath from her is gonna feel sooo good ;)
     
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